Talk about humor in the hot weather circle of friends

The humor in the circle of friends is as follows:

1. I was woken up by the heat in the middle of the night, so I got up silently and covered my roommate with a quilt.

2. There are no porcelain-touching people on the road. It is said that a guy tried to touch porcelain, and immediately jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

3. Being alone in a humble room, mosquitoes are diligent in hot weather; There are trees and birds in front of the window, and the gloomy mood is gone.

4. finally, I can steam to a sauna that doesn't cost money.

5. If it continues to be so hot, it won't be broken, and the wings have melted!

6. "Do I know you well?" "Well, soon!" They stood in the sun and said!

7. The porcelain touching industry, which is most affected by high temperature, has completely closed down!

8. It's hot and annoying, and it's always annoying when there is a sudden rainstorm. When you look in the mirror, you get annoyed.

9. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is a scorching sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly.

1. Buy a mat, and it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep!

11. It was not naivety that defeated me, but naivety and enthusiasm. Until today, I realized that "stay where you are cool" is definitely the most sincere care and the deepest hidden love.

12. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I'm just a pinch of cumin from the barbecue.

13. No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will make me feel safe.

14. If you are invited out to dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and the conversation must be a lifelong event.

15, it's dying of heat, lying in bed, braising in soy sauce; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting out of bed, steam; Go out and stir-fry; Swim and boil; On the way back, fried; Into the house, back to the pot.