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What are some funny sentences describing the weather?
1) I'm crying from every pore.
2) The exercise fell all over the floor and evaporated at once.
3) All those who go out now are "anti-Japanese heroes".
4) I bought an air conditioner, but Nima blew the heating.
5) I finally know why our ancestors only wore one leaf.
6) I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.
7) It won't break in this heat, and its wings have melted!
8) Mosquitoes don't bite people, only cold water pipes.
9) Regan Noodles, don't cook.
10) can't buy raw eggs.
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