Humorous sentences describing cold weather

1, it's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold, which made me unconscious.

3. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

4. It's cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

I remember it was a cold winter. If you don't want to go to class in the morning, just ask my roommate to help me ask for leave, just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

7, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

8. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

9. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

10, there is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.