Connotation joke: the difference between the poor and the rich

1. My girlfriend, who is a treasure, sent me a chest photo and wanted to send a "praise" as a compliment. One didn't pay attention to the past and sent a "good flat". . . 2, take the bus, next to a beautiful girl, because of sitting for a long time, the weather is hot, my sister and I are sleepy, watching her sleepy head keep burning down. . . I summon up courage: Sister, are you sleepy? Sleep on my shoulder. Don't tell me, this trick really works, and my sister is not sleepy at all! 3. Today, a cute girl colleague called me fat. I said, "I'm not fat, I'm strong, I'm all muscles. I don't believe you touch my arm." After that, I tightened my muscles hard, and Mengmei was surprised and said, "Wow, it's hard!" The male colleague next to him spit out a mouthful of water, and the cute girl continued to look stupid. . . 4. What does it feel like to find a fat boyfriend? He wanted to come over and kiss you handsomely, but his stomach pushed you straight back. . . 5. Labor and capital had to take a toilet when they went to see a doctor. It took a long time to brew in the toilet, and only a little bit of it was pulled out. As a result, this damn toilet came to flush automatically. . . I'm really confused when I'm standing in front of the hospital. . .