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Humor about the hot weather.
1, the weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.
2. The weather suddenly became so hot that I felt so hot when I went to physical education class.
I just bought some eggs from the supermarket to go home. After a few steps, the chicken climbed out of the bag. When I look at the eggs in the bag, they are all chickens, all hot and hatched.
God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!
5, now looking for an object interested in watching the constellation, no matter whether it is cold or hot, always look for Aquarius to quench your thirst.
6. The sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.
7. Braised in brown sauce on the bed, teppanyaki on the mat, steamed after getting up, barbecued outside, boiled in the swimming pool, fried raw on the way back, and returned home!
8. There are no people touching porcelain on the road. It is said that a guy wants to touch porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.
9. Our cornfields are almost paddy fields.
10, go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.
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