Lines from the blind date conference

The lines are as follows:

Butler: Hello, dear fellow villagers! Today is the marriage recruitment meeting for our Miss Wenfu. Four talented people from Jiangbei were selected through auditions. I hope that all the friends present will welcome the four great talents from Jiangbei with fierce applause.

Boss: We are Jiangbei Four

Second: Da

Third: Talent

Butler: Where is that kid?

The third child: Lost.

Butler: Oh, I’m lost. That's great, great, you have one less competitor. Three gentlemen, please take a seat. Dear fellow citizens, welcome our Miss Wen to the stage with warm applause.

The third child: Hey, brother, this Miss Wen is really stunningly beautiful.

The second child: It looks like a goddess descending to earth.

Boss: You two worthy brothers, I can’t let you go.

Second brother: Brother, I can’t lose to you because I’m a talented essayist.

The third child: Brother, my younger brother is slightly better than you in terms of looks.

Boss: Let’s compare.

Second child: Don’t mess with that useless thing.

Boss: What are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing (scuffle together) is it locked?

Butler: Is it unbecoming of a talented person to do this?

Boss: What are you doing? I fell out of control, I fell out of control.

Butler: How unbecoming is this? Young masters, please sit down. Now, welcome to our Wen family. The lady makes her debut!

Boss: Where is the eldest lady?

Butler: This is the eldest lady

Second brother: Don’t make trouble, isn’t this a security guard?

Housekeeper: No, this is the eldest lady. Our Wen family is recruiting two young ladies at the same time. The premise is that only after our eldest lady gets married, the remaining two young masters will have the opportunity to marry our second young lady.

The eldest lady laughs

The eldest brother: That’s what happened

The third child: Brother, in this situation, I want to recite a poem

The boss: Yin Lai

The third brother: Three brothers came for a blind date, and Cheng Yaojin appeared halfway

The second brother: What should I do if I want to ask my brother-in-law

Boss: Two brothers-in-law, please worry too much (hand over)

Second brother: Get out of here

Boss: Okay, okay, we won’t fight anymore. Today we have a fair competition for the second young lady. As for the eldest lady, it depends on who has a higher ranking and a lower ranking.

Second child: OK

Boss: Let’s get started, housekeeper

Butler: Then our marriage recruitment meeting will officially begin. Our eldest lady will give the question first. Who If you answer it right, you can become the son-in-law of our Wen family.

Miss: (laughing) I just heard about it later. I heard that some of you got into a fight just to see me. Don’t be so anxious.

Boss: Brother, come up with a question.

Miss: Okay, brother. Please listen, the first question is very difficult. What is one plus one equal? ??Let’s start answering. Rush to answer, one plus one, is it so difficult? Is there something wrong with this question?

Housekeeper: Miss. This time you ask a question that they can't refuse

Miss: Another question.

Butler: Another one.

Miss: If you want to marry me, you must treat me well, so the next question is, if your mother and I fall into the river, who do you save first? I will choose one. Choose, see who of you answers first, you are the boss, you answer first (I only want the second child)

The second child: Miss, you usually like to play checkers

Miss : Go back

The second child: Hey

The eldest lady: It’s too ink, you can answer it (referring to the third child) fell asleep again, come here, you can answer this question, if If your mother and I fall into the river, you. . . . . (The third child walks away) Hey, what’s going on?

Boss: I’ll go take a look

Miss: Come back, you’re so cute, you’re dressed like a baby bottle, You still want to leave, please answer this question for me

Boss: I will save my mother first

Miss: I just like your filial piety.

Boss: No, I should save him first. . . . . Can I not answer?

The eldest lady: No, I must answer

The boss: Actually, I am an orphan.

Before I was born, my mother jumped into the river. I wish I had a mother who loved me. Mom (crying) Why do you ask this question? Why

The third child: Big brother, Siwaihe I've searched all over, but my mother didn't fall into the river

Housekeeper: Stop, you are recruiting a bride, you still came to find my mother

Boss: The eldest lady's problem There is something wrong (the third child echoed: Yes) Second Miss, you ask two people, (Others echoed: Yes) Second Miss, you come alone

Second Miss: Then I will ask a question

Miss: Stop, go back, go home, go back, you are still asking questions, what questions are you asking? Are you worried about getting married? I have worked so hard, I can tell, you guys, You are still pretending to be one of the four great talents here. You only have your diplomas, which are the four great talents.

Boss: Who are you calling, bastard?

Miss: I’m out of it. Do you dare to answer the question?

Boss: Dare to answer

Miss: Please listen to the question. For the next question, one of you will act out a love story for me. If anyone can act like me I will marry whoever I feel like

Three talents: Come, come, come

The eldest lady: Who comes first

The boss and the third: I will come, I will come< /p>

The eldest lady: The second child comes first, do you want to do it?

The second child: I didn’t say anything

The boss: Don’t let the elder brother down the chain

The eldest lady: Next, let’s act out a love story. I like vigorous love, so let’s act out a story about "The Legend of White Snake".

The second child: eldest lady, I think this scene is very good. , but I don’t think we can play it (Miss: Why), there is a shortage of people (Miss: Who is missing) Think about it, in The Legend of White Snake, there is Xu Xian, I play Xu Xian, right, you play Fahai, right, Bai There's no one to play the lady, right? (Miss: Start. Mr. Xu, look, it's getting late now. Why don't we go to the West Lake and take a bath, Mr. sir? Mr. sir) Ah, ah, Xiaoqing, why are you biting me?

The eldest: Miss, it is said that artificial respiration can save him

The eldest: Come on, husband

The second: Well, third brother, I will go Let’s see which river your mother fell into. She must have fallen into the river. I’ll look for her.

Lao San: I’m telling you, I’ll be with you

Butler: Miss, I have discovered that you are not good at choosing roles, you can walk away, you can die, you can't get married, aren't you?

Miss: How can I not get married? I'll find it Why is a great king working so hard? He can't find anything. Your Majesty, Your Majesty, just obey me

Butler: Ahhhhhh

Boss, Second, and Third: Housekeeper, housekeeper, housekeeper, housekeeper . . . . . . . . . . . . ,

Miss: Don’t go, I haven’t finished choosing yet.

Extended information:

Little Shenyang entered Tieling County Art Troupe in 1995 to learn duo performance.

Performed in Jilin Linyue Art Troupe in 2000. At the end of 2006, he participated in the Spring Festival Gala of Tianjin TV Station and won a great victory in the PK with the Avenue of Stars and other representative teams. During the Spring Festival of 2007, Xiao Shenyang and his master performed at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala. In 2008, he played Wang Tianlai in the TV series "Country Love II".

On March 6, 2009, the "2009 Little Shenyang National Laughter Show" was launched. In 2010, he starred in the Lunar New Year comedy action film "Laughing in the River" which was released. In 2010, he performed in the sketch "Donation" at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala. In 2011, he starred in the TV series "The Strange Man Ouyang De", and in 2012, he starred in the TV series "The Chef". In 2013, he starred in the TV series "Storyteller" and "Who is the True Hero" which were broadcast one after another.

In January 2013, he made a guest appearance in the film "The Grandmaster" directed by Wong Kar-Wai, playing the role of Sanjiang Shui. In July 2014, he participated in Anhui Satellite TV's "I'm Crazy about Singing II". On April 16, 2015, Xiao Shenyang participated in the opening ceremony of the 5th Beijing International Film Festival. In January 2016, he participated in "Happy Comedian Season 2"; in the same year, he participated in the Beijing Satellite TV star reality show "Crossover Singer" and won the third place in the finals.

The 2017 franchise movie "The Dangerous Journey to Treasure" is expected to be released at the end of 2017. In January 2018, the movie "Moths Crossing the River", which he directed and starred in, was released in the summer of 2018.

Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia-Xiaoshenyang