A selection of three humorous works by my good friend.

I have a good friend. He has a pair of bright eyes, a high nose and a full reading of poetry. He has three ears, and the extra ear is a little bigger and grows in front of the right ear root. He studies very well and does his homework carefully every time.

There are always a few friends who love to "adjust the atmosphere" in my good friend's 500-word composition class, but he is the strongest. He can say some hilarious words in class or after class, which well reflects his humorous nature.

Once in class, a fat friend suddenly fell off the chair with a loud noise, and then it was "Ouch!" When my friend saw it, he blurted out, "Why is there a symphony orchestra? After playing the tuba, I changed my violin. " Ha ha ha ... as soon as he finished, there was no discipline in the class. Laughter has already drowned out the crying of the class teacher, and the fat friend is sitting on the ground in distress situation. Later, I was punished by the teacher for copying the text, which was really asking for it.

Another lunch break, I watched friends from other classes play basketball with him. Suddenly, a friend who plays basketball well in his class hit a three-pointer and shouted, "Good shot!" " The ball jumped out of the basket before he could speak. He immediately changed his tune and said, "A good goal without scoring. "As a result, the man grabbed the rebound and threw the ball in. He immediately changed his mouth: "Beautiful! "I can't help laughing." You are so quick! "This made everyone laugh. It can be seen that his funny kung fu is extraordinary.

But such friends and teachers won't like it. Because of his "excellent" performance in class, the teacher's office became his "second class". Every time I came out, I looked depressed, but in two days, I resumed my nature of playing tricks.

Although he often brings us laughter, he is also very sensible. In last year's final exam, he became an example of hard work.

This is my humorous friend.

My friends are as many as the stars in the sky, and some people have a very good relationship with me. Among them, there is Lu.

Yao Yao is a lively and lovely little girl with long black hair. Below are a pair of watery eyes, a high nose and a cherry-like mouth, which are very cute.

Yao Yao is very humorous. The last time her brother bullied her, she said there, "Hello, hello, with a pile of bird's nests on her head and a sack and a ribbon tied around her waist." You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but the East often loses! " It makes me laugh until my stomach hurts.

Yao Yao is not only funny, but also confident and generous. Once, I stayed at her house for a few days. On the first day when I first moved in, the weather was like a monkey's face-it changed as soon as I said it. I'm shivering with cold. Yao Yao saw it and immediately got into the closet, chanting: "What a careless guy, he didn't consider it at all, alas!" As soon as his voice fell, he threw me a dress and said, "Put it on!" " Remember to bring more clothes next time! "I picked up my clothes and looked around and said," OK, but wearing your clothes is a little ... a little ... not too embarrassing! """What's so embarrassing? Just put it on! "What she said is beyond dispute. I put on that dress at once and felt a warm current in my heart. The bread here contains Yao Yao's friendship with me! I said to Yao Yao, "Thank you!" Yao Yao smiled at me to show that she was happy, too. Yao Yao is so nice!

This is my good friend-Lu. An interesting, confident and generous girl.

My friend Wang Jialu in our class is a famous speaker. She is not fat or thin, very beautiful and not tall. "Horn" is a nickname given to her by her classmates. We call her "megaphone" because of her loud voice and timely message delivery.

On one occasion, the teachers and students of Hongqi Primary School in the district were very nervous, and they were afraid to enter our class. As a result, they didn't do well in the exam and humiliated the school, so we entered the review. "Bell ..." Class is over and the leader hasn't come yet. At this time, the "trumpet" ran in a hurry and said, "I ... I know that Class Two, Grade Four, has been drawn in the district, and they are taking an exam!" "Alas ...", we are relieved. How about our "big horn" in time!

Another time, the school wanted to check personal hygiene, we didn't know, but Wang Jialu was Zhou Sheng. After she knew it, she immediately ran back to tell the teachers and classmates that the health Committee had passed the inspection. After a while, the teacher came to check, and we passed with full marks. Everyone is very happy! However, this is also thanks to the "big horn"! Once there is a loophole in our usual hygiene and the teacher comes to check it, we won't get full marks. Thank you, big horn!

This is the "big horn" of our class, reporting the first news for you at the first time and place.