Why can’t women be shirtless like men when the weather is too hot?

1 A girl in the first grade of high school once said~~ I walk more salt than you eat~ 2 The fish at home died and floated to the surface. I shouted: "Dad is up!" !!&uot;3 Last weekend, in front of Hualian Gate, a student-looking person asked me to donate money and show my love. My classmate happened to have only 1 yuan notes in her pocket and no change at all, so she blurted out - "I'm so sorry, I really don't have any love at all!" (I originally wanted to say that there was no change at all) 4 primary school students When I went to a condolence performance for the troops, a member of the army read out a letter "Dear Leaders." I guess I saw the crowd in the audience, so my mind got excited, so I said: "Dear Martyrs!" 5 When I was discussing the Three Kingdoms with a classmate of mine. !I asked the general among the Three Kingdoms who he liked best. He stood up and said: "The red rabbit is among men, and Lu Bu is among horses. Haven't you heard?" 6 On the way home, I saw a small stall with a little turtle standing next to it. A small sign to attract business. I just heard my classmate read seriously to the small blackboard: "Brazil-xi-xiao-cai-dian!" Hao...it's obviously a Brazilian little colorful turtle. 7 When I was in college, my classmates went to a Sichuan restaurant together and ordered a piece of pork head meat. After talking for a long time, the waitress couldn't understand it. As soon as the classmate smiled and pointed at his head, he said to the waitress: " Here! Pig head meat!" Miss: "Oh... I understand!" From then on, this gentleman was nicknamed "pig head meat". 8 When I was in junior high school, once, before the exam was over, the teacher said: Please put the desks on the students and you can go out. I laughed wildly, and it took a long time for the teacher and other students to react. 9. Once I was shopping with my friends. I was very excited while chatting, but I stepped on an aunt. I originally wanted to say: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" but instead I said "Thank you! Thank you!" and then walked away while chatting. Open... 10 The girls in our dormitory also often make these mistakes because we are studying Chinese, so we always say four words. Her most classic ones are "jumping from the building" and "liar" When I was in high school, our class teacher said, "Some students dare not take a ruler when taking a math test. If someone asks you to draw diagonals for a triangle, let me see what you do!" The diagonal lines of a triangle ?!!12 When I was in college, I went to Hengshan. I was halfway up the mountain and was about to take a break when I was so tired that I saw Obasan with a souvenir on the roadside. He went up and asked: "My wife..." 13 plus one: One morning at work, several employees from the unit entered the elevator together with the boss. One of the department directors looked at the boss’s tired face and said flatteringly: Boss, you work like this every day, it’s too hard. (It should be a busy day) As a result, the office building rang with laughter all day long. 14 I used to have acne on my face, which is called acne in medicine. I thought of going to have a look, and I took the order and said to me: "Please help me." Look, I have hemorrhoids on my face!!" At that time, my eyes and mouth were crooked, my mouth was open for a long time and I couldn't speak. All the people attending the doctor nearby collapsed! When the plane landed on 15. I heard the stewardess say this in a very gentle tone: "The toilet is descending, please do not get on the plane!" (It should be: "The plane is descending, please do not use the toilet") 15 The last item of the primary school class meeting was the chorus "We I am a communist..." The teacher asked the monitor to start. The class monitor cleared his throat and suddenly said: "We are human beings - (with a long tone)" The whole class laughed so much that even Suzuki heard it after class. . .

16 High school requires us to wear school uniforms. Sometimes we boys only wear school uniform tops. Once, when a classmate’s school uniforms were not neatly worn, the class teacher was furious: "Everyone who is not wearing pants, stand up for me!" 17 I remember going to Jiangxi when I was in junior high school. While playing (Yangtze River), suddenly a water snake swam to the shore. The girl beside her suddenly changed her face and said: What a long snake! 18 Let’s play chicken and catch eaglets. 19 When I was in high school, the class teacher When I teach geography, there was a class where we were talking about my country’s mineral resources and coal pipelines. Our teacher said, “my country’s vas deferens...” All the people who were sleeping on the table sat upright. One time, I went to eat. The boss said there were 5 yuan, 6 yuan, and 10 yuan dumplings. He asked me which one I wanted. I blurted out: How much is the 6 yuan dumpling? Boss Ju Han’s face turned red at the time. Actually, I wanted to ask the 6 yuan dumpling. How many? 21 My friend’s high school mathematics teacher taught the Cartesian coordinate system in class. The students asked: Why do we need to build the Cartesian coordinates like this? Teacher: I am so cheap (build), I just want to be so cheap (build). 22 When I was in class B in my freshman year, one day The classmate's machine did not have B software installed. She suddenly raised her hand and shouted: Teacher, teacher, mine can't be opened. 23 I have a classmate who is a twin, and he is the older brother. Then another idiot classmate actually asked him: "Your younger brother is better than me." Are you older or younger? "... A few classmates nearby were stunned immediately, followed by a burst of laughter... When I was in high school on the 24th, the school required girls to wear uniforms to the school for activities on the first day. The weather was not good the next day. Good girls all bring uniforms to school. Some boys put on girls' uniforms because they felt cold without any clothes. The math teacher looked at the class and said: "The boys took off all the girls' clothes",... the whole class I was speechless and then burst into laughter for 10 minutes. The last time I had a meal with a friend on the 25th, I ordered 5 dishes, one cold and four hot. After waiting for a long time, the dishes were not served, so my friend asked, "How many dishes did we order?" I blurted out. : "Four of them are cold and one is cold," Binghan 26 Oh, there is an elevator inside the air conditioner! 27 During the college entrance examination physical examination, a classmate was highly myopic, so he memorized the test form with all E's written on it, but he still failed. , we asked him what happened, and he said: I can't see where the baton is. . Fainted on the spot. 28 Last time I returned to the dormitory after squatting in the pit, and as soon as I stepped through the dormitory door, I heard my dormitory classmate say: "I really want to taste death (shit)." (What movie was he watching at the time) I immediately replied: "If you hadn't told me earlier, I would have just rushed." 29 The boss in our dormitory once said: give medicine and take injections. 30 Once when I was having a night at an Internet cafe, after I died in CS, I suddenly yelled, MD picked up a bullet without a gun, and the people in the Internet cafe laughed me to death. 31 Once, a buddy went to Roujiamo and said to the boss: " "Boss, bring me some meat." The little girl next to me was holding back her face so red that she didn't dare to laugh. 32 Another time, a guy asked me what I had for lunch. I said it was rice noodles, and he asked how much it cost. It was said that there are different sizes of bowls, and after introducing the prices respectively, the buddy said: "Is the big bowl bigger or the small bowl bigger?" He actually had a look of confusion on his face. 33 When I was in junior high school, the class teacher had a huge bt. Each of us is asked to bring plastic straps to contain our own trash. One day at noon, the head teacher came back and saw that the classroom was dirty. He stood on the podium and said loudly: Take out all your grenades!!!! (Said in a vicious tone) The whole class was silent~~~. . . . . . . . 34 There was a mathematics teacher in high school who once said: "Although this solution method is not very rigorous, if everyone can use this method during the exam, it might not be a bad thing." 35 It was hot in the summer in junior high school, and there were boys in the classroom. The last row was shirtless, but as soon as the chemistry teacher entered the room, he said sternly: "You boys and girls are not allowed to be shirtless!" The whole class burst into laughter. 36 Once, I was riding a double-decker bus in the summer, and the conductor shouted with a microphone: "Oh my God. It’s hot, so everyone should stop crowding at the door!” After thinking about it, I thought about it, so I changed my words and shouted: “It’s hot, everyone, please stop crowding at the door!” 37 When I was in high school, there were two people A and B, A blindfolded B. His eyes asked: Guess who I am? B said: I guessed it~!! A said again: Ah, you guessed it right. Then he took his hand and walked away. 38 I was dining in the school dining hall and asked for a meal. When I was copying cucumbers, I found that they were stale and a little yellow, so I said, "Why are the cucumbers turning yellow?" I said loudly, "Classmate, are the cucumbers still green?!!" I remember when I was in high school. Water dispensers had just become popular, and the school decided to equip each class with one in order to create a reputation. That day, the head teacher (male) hurried into the class and said happily: "Classmates, the water dispenser for our class has arrived." The classmates asked casually: " What brand?", the teacher replied: "An'erle". We were so cold at that time. Later we found out that the water dispenser was from "Angel" 40. I remember once telling my colleagues in the office that so-and-so looked like a farmer, earthy, naive, and very cute. Everyone said so. Yes, like a farmer, it rang suddenly, and the colleague who answered the call actually said, Hello, hello, farmer! ~ 41 One day I was watching "The Funeral" in the dormitory, and my classmate asked, "What book are you so fascinated by?" I grabbed it and read: "Stalin's Funeral", and I burst into laughter. Before I could finish laughing, he said, "Hey, hey, the author is Radar (Hoda). We happened to be learning radar collision avoidance class at that time. I laughed so much that my stomach hurt."

42 When I was writing a composition when I was a child, I wrote: Our lives were bought with blood by our uncles. As a result, when I got up and recited, I read "Our life is bought by uncle with fresh fish..." 43 One student read "Wang Erxiao brought the enemy into the ambush of the Eighth Route Army" in the text as "Wang Erxiao" "I brought the Eighth Route Army into the enemy's ambush"... 44 My mother has cervical spondylosis and puts medicine on her neck every day. One day I asked her: "Do you want medicine on your neck?" My mother stared at her eyes. Puzzled, I said: "I haven't planned to commit suicide yet!" 45 The last time I went out with my friends, I happened to see the McDull (pink pig) that had been won in the unit activity lottery the day before yesterday in front of a window on the road. I faced it in the bus. The friend said: "Look, I am that big pink pig. "Actually, I want to say that what I picked up yesterday was the pig. I was so excited that everyone on the bus looked at me! 46 I remember when I was in school, there was a sports meeting, and no girl in our class signed up. Our sports committee member (boy) I was very anxious and took the registration form and announced to the whole class: I tell you, girls, if you don’t sign up, you will be “forced to sign up”. 47. My mother’s classmate once came to my house for dinner and finished eating. My mother wanted to fill the bowl for her again. She said, don’t fill it for me, I don’t have enough... 48 Once, I was giving a slap to my classmate, and the other person picked it up and said, I suddenly forgot who I was giving it to. , and after a long while, he suddenly said: Who are you? 49 A friend was gathering, and in the chat, he said that someone was sad, "The tears turned red, and the circles under his eyes fell down." No one in the audience responded. Afterwards, I went home and laughed. 50 I saw it once The host of Shanghai TV's Good Morning Shanghai blurted out: Don't come back after that. ^_^ It seems to be so annoying that even the host can't stand it. 51 A new clerk does everything. After reciting the formula, an old lady bought a bottle of soy sauce. The clerk said: "I'll charge you xx yuan. I'll give you xx yuan. Do you need a straw? The old lady fainted immediately... 52 When I was in elementary school, I couldn't read very well." My deskmate pronounces the magical calculation as the magic chicken (machine) stir-fried garlic (calculation). 53 I want one too. When I was in primary school, the teacher asked a boy to recite a poem, but he got so anxious that he recited it as "The wine and meat smells stinky in Zhumen, and dogs (bones) freeze to death on the road." The whole class laughed like crazy. 54 Another time, when sleeping at night in winter, the electric blanket was probably too warm. When it was high, I said to my classmates, "Hey, please turn on the electric blanket to keep it fresh." 55 A few days ago, during the war in the United States, my classmates and I were going back to school. His mother said: The train is too slow, you can take a two-seater (Ivek) car. We both fainted on the spot. In early 1956, a group of us went to visit relatives in other places. We took an Ivic car. When we came back, we stopped on the side of the road for a while before getting on the highway. A few people thought it was a long-distance bus and came over to ask. The car was by the window. One of the passengers shouted: This is not a car for pulling people, this is not a car for pulling people! The sweaty 57 went to the "Pulse" drink, "Boss, get a bottle of 'Artery'" 58 Hours sang: He ran away with his tail between his legs. The whole country united and I sang, and the whole country ran away with its tail between its legs. The whole class was in an uproar. On the day of 59, I just entered the office, and this plmm shouted at me: "Xiao Wang, is there a newspaper? Let me read the special issue of today's affairs." "I fainted on the spot. Even if everyone talks about "Zi Zi" all day long, you can't pronounce "Lou Shi Special Issue" as "事 Special Issue"! When I was in English class in high school in 1960, the teacher asked me to translate a sentence in English: "One". Arrows whizzed past my ears. I confused the word "arrow" with "sparrow", so the translation became: A sparrow whistled and flew past my ear. So the whole class laughed and failed to learn even a single lesson. 61 When I was in the third grade of junior high school, I had a very pretty chemistry teacher. One day when she was teaching the oxygen drainage method, she said air tube, which was a fart tube, and the whole class burst into laughter! 62 Chinese teacher in the interim class: Speaking of Chinese multiple-choice questions: classmates , why not choose a, yes, because a is wrong; why not choose b, yes, because b is wrong; why not choose c, yes, because c is wrong. So which question should I choose? The students shouted d in unison. Yes, let’s talk about the next question. 63 My roommate asked me to drink sesame paste and said, "Where's the black Xu sesame paste?" (my surname is Xu) my roommate spent the whole night looking for her facial mask. Finally, when we were discussing going to Peking University to eat chicken wings, another roommate shouted: "I want to go to Peking University to eat facial masks." 65 I went to eat shabu-shabu with my roommate. When I walked to the door of the store, my roommate looked at the name of the store and read: "Shuashasha?" (the name of the store is shabu-shabu bar) 66 A scene from Bing Xin's "Little Orange Lamp" The classmate recited "a scoop of orange petals." 67 When the criminal law teacher was explaining the case, he said: "At that time, the blood was called a flow. It flowed from the first floor to the second floor, and it was like a river of blood... ..." 68 It was the case class of the criminal law teacher who said: "That person threatened the victim, burned your body, and exploded your intestines (I think he wanted to say factory) 69 My former math teacher once said this while drawing a picture in class : “This is the X-axis, this is the Y-axis, and I put a P here. "Wow Kaka 70 Last time I asked a teacher for leave and I said: Teacher, I want to treat you. Tianyu staff: Chunchun, tomorrow I have to be interviewed by a newspaper. They want to take pictures of you in the most real way. Don't put on makeup and wear Just keep it clean. Chunchun: Oh, okay. The next day, I saw that Chunchun was wearing a new pair of pure white Nike T-shirts that her cousin had just given her. They were also pure white. I didn’t wear any Converse sneakers. And I really didn’t wear any makeup. The kid asked the staff seriously: “That’s enough. It’s really clean.” The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear it inside. 2. I am not a casual person, but when I am casual, I am not a human being.

3. I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world... 4. Follow other people's paths and leave others with nowhere to go. 5. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like hands and feet. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 19 years! 6. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s broken mouth! 7. When water is clear, it will be clear. Without fish, the humblest man is invincible. 8. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel - my mother said, it is a birdman. 9. The time is the same, so there is still time to squeeze in. 10. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, except one male and one female. 11. Don’t be careless about an animal that bleeds for a week but still survives... 12. I, a college student, have a goal in life: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and some farmland. 13. Women should remember: they must eat well, have fun, sleep well and drink well. Once we are exhausted, other women will spend our money, live in our house, sleep with our husband, have sex with our boyfriend, and even beat our children. 14. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village, and in autumn I harvested many handsome men. Then I changed the name of the village to "Handsome Guy Village", and I became the village chief as I wished. 15. One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pockets were really empty... 16. I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, all three of my chins are sharp! 17 .The trouble with chocolate is: you eat it and it's gone. 18. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly. 19. If my friends can give me five yuan each, I can make a small fortune. 20. A big belly is not scary. What is scary is that it is big and empty. 21. The biggest advantage of going on a blind date is that if there are problems in your marriage in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker. 22. If a woman shows herself to be generous first, then a man will not dare to be stingy. 23. People are born on the bed and die on the bed. If they want to live or die, they are also on the bed. 24. Wizard, please tell the princess that I am still on the road of overcoming thorns and thorns. There are still snowy mountains that have not been climbed, the river has not been crossed, the dragon has not been killed, and the beautiful woman has not been soaked... Tell her to continue to sleep! 25. The person I like is a stunning beauty. Beauty, one day she will ride on a fire-breathing dinosaur and marry me. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but not its owner. 26. If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will definitely die; if a person doesn’t have any shame, it will be invincible in the world. 27. Do nothing but do nothing, do nothing but do nothing. (Dai Jianwei) 28. The true meaning of an iron rice bowl is not to have food to eat in one place, but to have food to eat wherever you go throughout your life. (Su Mei) 29. The saucy should return to saucy, and the saucy has the chastity of the saucy; the mean should return to the mean, and the mean should have the dignity of being mean. 30. If eating more fish can make people smarter, then I must have eaten at least a pair of whales... 31. Success in life is not about getting a deck of good cards, but how to play bad cards well. He made his debut at the age of 32.0 and is making progress every day at the age of 10. At the age of 20, you have lofty ideals, and at the age of 30, you work hard to become stronger. The 40-year-old is basically oriented, the 50-year-old is popular everywhere. Play mahjong when you are 60 years old, and wander around when you are 70 years old. Lala's homely life at the age of 80, hanging on the wall at the age of 90! 33. You were crying when you were born, and everyone was smiling; when you left, you were smiling, and everyone was crying. 34. Stand taller and pee further. 35. Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it. 36. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn into ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. 37. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore. 38. You can’t have both fish and bras. 39. Experts look at doorways, laymen look at sidewalks. 40. If you don’t want the wild flowers on the roadside, step on them! 41. When you meet a girl with her own signature: She doesn’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but she is tired of doing laundry and cooking. 42. I met a GG personalized signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation. 43. When you meet an old Shaanxi man, his signature is: Ugly girls are more likely to cause mischief, and black buns are more likely to pick up vegetables. 44. When you meet our teacher, his signature: Let me tell you that the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences will be very serious (after his Nth blind date failed ). 45. Encountering a writer’s signature: It may seem like it, but it may not necessarily be the case. 46. ??When you meet a lover’s personal signature: What you have said does not matter, the person you like changes every day. 47. When you meet the sleeping king in the class, his signature is: three full meals in the morning, noon and evening, and six empty stomachs before and after meals. 48. Go offline on time at 12 midnight! Otherwise, the princess will turn back into Cinderella. 49. Hello, is this true? Yes, mine is broken. Can you send China Railway to repair it? 50. I am an academician of the Advanced Diving Academy of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, a Nobel Prize for disconnection, and an Oscar for lifetime invisibility... 51. In I want to be a flying bird in heaven, and a pig in the same pen on earth! 52. Don’t worry, I’ve lost my appetite when I see you, so what else can I talk about! 53. Although I’m sleeping naked, I can plug and play… 54. Cut the body apart by five horses 中--Would you like a piece? 55. God said: "Let there be light." I said: "No!" So we had darkness. 56. I pinned KONKA’s TV remote control to my waistband and pretended to have a new NOKIA. 57. I think I would enjoy the morning if it came later. 58. I can’t give you happiness, but I can give you comfort! 59. Life is fun, because life keeps playing tricks on me. 60. Buddha said: "It takes a glance back in the past life to exchange for a passing glance in this life." I would rather exchange a passing glance in the next life for the first glance back in this life. 61. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I use it to roll my eyes.

62. I am an actor, and my eyes widen when I see a beautiful girl... 63. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly... I want to fall in love early, but it is too late... 65. Oh my God! I The clothes are thinner again. 66. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you. 67. Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay? (Recommended by Aini) 68. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go! 69. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated. 70. Guests, please respect yourself, this little girl is single and useless. 71. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not all people are human! 72. A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime! 73. If you can’t put a wedding dress on your woman, Then don’t stop unbuttoning her clothes! 74. Go the way of NB and let SB speak! 75. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge! 76. Zi said on the river: "There is a boat How wonderful!" 77. Driving is easy, I'm afraid there are new people! 78. We are looking for young girls, and you can come with us to fill the water; I will fill the head of the Yangtze River, and you will fill the tail of the Yangtze River. 79. Love at first sight fades away again and is exhausted after three. 80. You are not alone when you are alone. You are lonely when you want to be alone. 81. Born, easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy. 82. If I could see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness in front. 2. Many things will have various aromas when cooked, so cooking has always been very delicious. There is something particular about it. But there is something on the contrary; if you put it on ice, it will be more fragrant. What is it? Electricity. Because refrigerator->electricity-ice-(fragrance) 3. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink. Caffeine is because (Car) - (fly) 4. We say a bear without a tail is called a koala, but what kind of bear do we call a bear without a penis? The answer is a female bear, because female bears do not have a penis to begin with5 .Once upon a time, there was a steamed bun~ After eating a meatball, it turned into a steamed bun~ 6. Once upon a time, there was a medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak. Why didn't they say hello when they met on the street? Because: They are not familiar with each other 7 .:One day, the little bird flew from Kaohsiung to Taipei and spent 1 hour. But it took 2 hours to get back! Why? Because it was raining at the time! So I had to cover the rain with one hand and fly with the other. 8.: Which chicken in the world is fast? Which chicken is slow? A: KFC chicken nuggets (fast)? Nicole Kidman (slow) 9. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl: "Why?" The plane flying so high will not hit the stars? The little girl replied: "I know, because the stars will 'flicker'!" 10. May I ask: Who gave the Wangqing Water? Answer: Aha~ ~~?Reason: "Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water~~~~" 11.: Which animal is most likely to be posted on the wall? A: Poster (poster) leopard 12.: Who will help you after you have eaten? To add rice? A: Flying dragon, because the flying dragon adds to (the sky) 13. Stars, the moon, or the sun, which one is dumb? Stars, because: there is a sentence in Lu Binghua, "The stars in the sky don't speak. 14. What's the surname of Pencil? Xiao, Because: sharpen (Xiao) pencil 15. Which cartoon character is always in the dark? Tinkerbell (Doraemon) because it can’t see its fingers 16. 4 people were playing mahjong in the room, why did they take away 5 people? 4 people were in the room When playing mahjong, why did you take away 5 people? Because the person they were playing was called "Mahjong" 17. Xiao Ming: "Do you know the name of Muhammad Ali's father?" Ruobing: "I don't know. Xiao Ming: "Idiot! Of course it's called Alibaba." 18. Ming: "Do you know what mosquitoes don't bite?" Ruobing: "I don't know." "Xiao Ming: "Of course it's jelly, jelly pudding! Haha!" 19.4. (生)'s mother's name is Hua Mi! What's the name of (花)'s mother---Miaobi, because (Miaobi produces flowers) 20. Let me tell you Get out of here with a touching story! (Crushing Story 21. There is a family... The whole family is very lazy. The father asks the mother to do housework. If the mother doesn't want to do it, she asks the eldest sister to do it. The eldest sister doesn't want to do it, so she asks the younger sister to do it, but the younger sister doesn't want to do it either. Just ask the puppy to do it. One day, a guest came to the house and was surprised to find the puppy doing housework. He asked the puppy, "Puppy... can you do housework...?!" The puppy said, "No way. ..If they don’t do it, they ask me to do it.” The customer was even more surprised: “You can talk..!!!!” The puppy: “Shh! Keep your voice down, otherwise they will know that I can talk and ask me to pick it up. .!!" 22. Why do foxes often fall!!? Because foxes are very cunning (slippery feet) 23. A psychology professor said to the host of the meeting: "If you want the women in the meeting to quiet down all of a sudden, just Ask them a question: 'Ladies, who is the oldest among you?' The venue will immediately become silent." 24. Woman: "It would be better for me to marry the devil than to marry you." Man: "This is impossible. , because close relatives are prohibited from marrying.

"25. One day Lele went to the zoo to feed the monkeys... and threw peanuts to the monkeys... but there was a monkey who would stuff the peanuts first... and then take them out to eat... Lele felt disgusted and ran to ask the director. ...Why did the monkey behave in such a strange way? The director of the park explained: It was because a man threw a big peach for him to eat last year. As a result, the seeds of the big peach could not be excreted smoothly... He was killed miserably... So now he must stuff the food into the measurement and make sure it can be pulled out before eating... 26. Demon King: "Princess, if you break your throat, no one will come to save you!" Princess: "Broken throat!" No one will come to save you! : "Princess! I'm here to save you!" Devil: "What the hell..." Ghost: "Who found me?" Who: "What does it have to do with me?" Devil is dead!! 27. Once upon a time, there was a white cat One day the white cat fell into the water. The black cat rescued it. The white cat said something to the black cat: This sentence is What...&uot;meow&uot;33. Which poem has "李玟" in it? The moon represents my heart (李玟 How deep do I love you.) 34. What color is the best to imitate? - Red (Moulin) Imitation 35. Jasmine. Sunflower. Rose. Which flower is the least powerful? Jasmine, because: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine. 36. Stars. Moon. Sun. Which one is dumb? Stars, because: reckless There is a saying among ice flowers, "The stars in the sky do not speak." 37. What will the unicorn become when it flies to the North Pole? Ice cream (ice unicorn) 38. Which kind of flower does not have children? Mayflower, because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn) 39 .A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. The sister was named Mary. So what was the sister called? A: Monroe Because: Marilyn (conjoined) Monroe 40. Xiao Ming: Have you ever seen a turtle shaking its head? Kangkang shook his head) No Xiao Ming: Then have you ever heard the story of the idiot who said yes and no, who was mentally retarded and could not speak? Kangkang: .41. Piggy: "Chicken, why don't you take a bath? You stink more than me." Chicken: "Mom Don't let me wash." Piggy: "Why?" Chicken: "Mom said it's obscene when I rub myself back and forth in the bath." 42. One day, the three little pigs built three pigs to avoid being chased by the big bad wolf. cabin. The big bad wolf effortlessly destroyed the thatched house, the wooden house, and the brick house. The three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but they were still caught up by the big bad wolf. The three little pigs said desperately, just watch. We give up, do whatever you want. At this time, the big bad wolf smiled evilly and said with saliva: Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is. 43.: What did the chief of the African cannibals eat? A: Man!: One day, the chief was sick and told him to be vegetarian. , then what does he eat? A: Eat a vegetable!~~44. Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai, Xiao Huang, and Xiao Hong are on a plane. Who will get dizzy and vomit? The answer is: Xiao Bai because: Little White Rabbit ( Vomit) 45. Which letter is the saddest~! Answer; F because FB (sorrow) I (AI) 46. Whoever plays the game between wolf, tiger and lion will definitely be eliminated - Wolf, Momotaro (eliminate wolf) 47 .Why are silkworm babies so rich? Because...silkworms can spin cocoons (frugal) 48.4. (The female guest finished dancing) Brother Xian: Your dance is really just sitting on the bench, very orderly... 49.13. Brother Xian: Don't watch it Kangkang looks like this, but Kangkang is actually a mixed race. He is from an alien planet... 50.2 China, Japan, and the United States, which country has the most uniform military stations? Answer: Japan. There is a star in Japan called Ayumi Hamasaki (uniform soldiers)~~~ 51. The sheep beat the eagle, and the eagle Then it was said that the sheep were fed by the yang and the yin was violated (the sheep were fed by the phone and the eagle was fed 52). There were ten sheep, nine of them were squatting in the sheep pen, and one was squatting in the pig pen. (One sheep was squatting wrong 53.) Celery was walking, and suddenly I felt a pain in my stomach. , and then he made a "porphyry" sound, what do you think he pulled out~~? That's celery excrement (diligence)!!! What color is celery (vegetable) excrement? Answer: yellow because: Qin Shihuang (celery excrement) Yellow) 54. (2) Which Chinese character is the coolest? Answer: T-string (cool) 55. Once upon a time there was a eunuch... The following is missing 59. Why do most Buddhas live in the northern hemisphere? Namo Amitabha 60. .Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? The frog committed a breaststroke foul. 62. The female mouse suspected that her husband was having an affair, and she followed her husband to the grass. After a while, a hedgehog came out. The female mouse grabbed the hedgehog and said: Damn it. If you don’t have an affair, who are you trying to seduce by applying so much mousse? 63. I wanted to ask the junior girl on MSN if she had a CD, but I just typed “the junior girl has a C” and accidentally pressed the Enter key to send it. You hate it, but it seems like I’m not the only one, right?” I sweated profusely and quickly added the second half of the sentence: “…D?” School girl: “Yeah, almost, Waiheihei! :p” I’m dizzy!!!. Obscene - hit a university name Tongji!! 65. My younger brother doesn’t like the food cooked by his mother, but he likes to eat instant noodles.

His mother scolded him: "You don't know how to go out for lunch? Eating instant noodles is not nutritious!!" The younger brother retorted: "I just like to eat, so what!"