"He, from Mars" Sauron's long "One hundred questions! !

16. Are you dissatisfied with each other?

Endless: I hope that the adjective application of Kaxiu can be close to the common sense of the earth.

Kaxiu: I hope Manman can trust me more.

17. What's the matter with you?

Long: easy to be distracted and slow to respond.

Kaxiu: The royal family is very attached to the doomed people, but I didn't give them a long choice.

2 1. What is the relationship between two people?

Long: I said a few words when I first met, and then I met home plate for the second time.

Meal card: the communication between universes should keep up with the characteristics of the times. It's embarrassing not to rob the first side of your house.

22. Where was the first date?

Dragon: Xidan.

23. What was the atmosphere between two people at that time?

Kaxiu: Very harmonious. We eat global food together.

Meal card: It's a good thing you didn't eat the paper tube of the whole family bucket in public. ...

24. How far did you go?

Long: We slept together before our date.

Meal card: This is a typical feature of cosmic communication.

25. Where do you often go on dates?

Kaxiu: We play games together.

Dragon: You mean H's place? In Lucky's bedroom.

Meal card: Do you have romantic cells or not?

26. How will you spend your partner's birthday?

Dragon: Wash it and push it down.

Card repair: Wash it and push it down.

27. Who confessed first?

Kaxiu: I proposed at once.

Meal card: propose as soon as you meet, then have sex immediately, and then date. This is the general law of cosmic communication.

28. To what extent do you like each other?

Dragon: I like to be pushed down.

Repair the card: I like it to the point of being pushed down.

29. So, do you love each other?

Kaxiu: Very much.

Dragon: ...

Meal card: She chose silence. Kaxiu, are you sad?

Never mind, I can wait.

30. What does the other person say that you will be very helpless?

Card repair: I can't help but say it.

Dragon: It doesn't matter what I say, but when he looks at me like that. ...

3 1. What would you do if you thought the other person was suspected of changing his mind?

Dragon: According to the second gene, this is unlikely.

Kaxiu (vertical pupil): Let this creature become cosmic ashes. Well, of course, it is best to incinerate the whole race of this creature, so that similar genetic attraction can be ruled out.

Meal card: ...

32. Can you forgive the other person for changing his mind?

Dragon: It is impossible to say the second gene.

Repair the card: Yes. In fact, there are many doomed people whose races are not one-on-one.

Meal card: I ask again, can you forgive the long change of heart?

Kaxiu: Yes, I just can't forgive the object of change of heart.

Meal card: = = I totally understand.

33. The other party is one hour late for the appointment! What would you do?

Dragon: I'll ask with a pager.

Kaxiu: If I'm not with her, the escort will be there, so there won't be a problem of being late.

Meal card: I am bloody. If the cosmic terrorist organization abducts ...

Kaxiu: In fact, no matter where you are, you will automatically rise to the highest military martial law area. After what happened in dim sum, under the protection of at least one-sixth of the imperial army for a long time, two-thirds of the troops can be assembled in three minutes. If Deacon is completely destroyed, it is possible.

Meal card: well, I don't think the Taliban have the ability ... this is a long trip. Are you used to it?

Long: the monitor in the bathroom has been removed, so it's all right.

Meal card: Do you know that there is a monitor in the dormitory?

Dragon: Yes, Rita said that in case of an accident, it can't be opened to protect my life.

Meal card: = = I know the meaning of this accident ... in this case, you can ... I admire your spirit.

34. What do you like best about each other?

Dragon: tentacles, it's fun to move around.

Kaxiu: The whole body, as well as the air in which she lives, worn clothes, lost hair and leftover potato chip bags. ...

Meal card: OK, OK, stop. ...

35. What do you think is the sexiest thing about the other person?

Dragon: The whole body is sexy, especially the graceful muscle group.

Card repair: the whole body is sexy, especially the smell and soft fat layer.

Meal card: No wonder you are not afraid of getting fat when you eat potato chips.

36. When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Card repair (blushing): pillow breeze ...

Dragon: Garden, morning exercise, running.

Meal card: ... What else?

Endless: ghost story telling game.

Meal card: Well, I'm disappointed in you.

37. Will you lie to each other? Good at lying?

Kaxiu: Dickens didn't lie, but they just kept silent.

Long: I'm not good at deceiving others, but I'm good at deceiving myself, Ah Q spirit.

38. What is the happiest thing to do?

Dragon: Watch TV together.

Kaxiu: Mm-hmm.

Meal card: How about it?

Long: I seldom have the opportunity to sit alone on the sofa, but I usually sit on the card show.

Kaxiu: I am very happy to hold her.

Meal card: I never put it down. It's so touching. ...

Dragon: I will never let go unless I have to go to the toilet.

Meal card: = |||

39. Have you ever quarreled?

Dragon: No, there is absolutely no need for conflict.

Meal card: Well, with your natural dull personality, I can't think of any reason for the noise.

42. When will you feel loved?

Dragon: Anytime.

Card repair (hanging antenna): ...

44. Then when will you feel' Maybe you are not loved …'?

Dragon: Never.

Card repair (continue to hang the antenna): ...

Meal card: OK, it won't hurt your heart.

43. If there is next life, do you still plan to be lovers?

Kaxiu: Deacons don't believe this.

Dragon: I don't believe it either.

46. What flowers are suitable for each other?

Kaxiu: Crocodile's …

Meal card: Stop, give me a plant on the earth.

Daisy

Meal card: lovely little flower, love hidden in my heart, strong and beautiful.

Dragon: Chinese fir

Meal card: integrity, seriousness, very good.

Dragon: I just think he stands in a similar posture.

47. Are you hiding something from each other?

Dragon: No.

Kaxiu: ... Yes.

Meal card: I don't blame you for hiding your majesty's affairs. This is amazing.

48. Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Dragon: It's no use except having children, is it? Well, not yet.

Meal card: Don't worry, it's called infertility after more than two years.

Kaxiu: Nothing, if not compared with my father.

Meal card: This is even more unnecessary. You are much luckier than your father.

49. The relationship between the two is recognized? Still a secret?

Dragon: The universe is well known.

50. Will the two love each other forever?

Kaxiu: No.

Meal card: ugh! !

Kaxiu: All carbon-based creatures will die, and nothing is eternal.

Dragon: Well, I think so.

Meal card: you ...

Intermittent insertion

Meal card: Guest, why are you so silent? At this rate, there will be no guest allowance.

Shi Shui: Both the prince and the princess are frank people. All the above are facts. I have nothing to add.

Meal card: Let's talk about Ka Xiu's childhood. I heard you raised him?

Shi Shui: Yes, as a matter of fact, the fighting capacity of the adult royal family does not need to be protected. The real job of the captain of the guard is actually to raise new heirs.

Meal card: As a professional soldier, being a nanny is so easy to accept?

Shi Shui: Prince Kaxiu was very cute when he was a child, so I am honored to cultivate him so that his character will not deviate.

Meal card: I think the word' deviation' obviously alludes to your majesty. As a friend who has known you for more than 100 years, you find Soren awkward.

Ten waters (noodles don't change color): This is your majesty's personal characteristic.

Meal card: Don't lie, I have the author's golden finger polygraph.

Shi Shui (helpless): Personally, I think this kind of personality is nothing, but it is not easy to get happiness.

Meal card: Oh ~ So you trained Ka Xiu to be so frank, just to prevent him from repeating the mistakes of his unlucky father.

Ten waters: His Highness Al's cultivation method has indeed caused some problems.

Meal card: I used to call al' twisted fatherly love'. Shuijun, you are still unmarried, and many readers have speculated that you have an abnormal relationship with your majesty.

Shi Shui: Your Majesty and I have a normal sexual orientation.

Meal card: I don't believe it. I see that there are fans with limited circulation in the market. CP is your majesty and you. Top secret is surrounded by photos of you two.

Ten waters: In fact, there are the father and son CP of Your Majesty and Prince Kaxiu, the parents CP of Your Majesty and His Highness Al, and the backup CP of His Highness Al and Prince Kaxiu. There are also many kinds of guardians CP in each generation.

Meal card: You! How do you know that?

Shi Shui (Tanshou): There is a species more powerful than Dickens in the universe, which is called female human. Their alienated species Tami Wolf has the reproductive characteristics of infinite asexual infection, and its vitality is so strong that neutron bombs can't be destroyed. We can only turn the blockage into sparse, release some photos and images, and charge high copyright fees.

Meal card: Who came up with this idea? !

Shi Shui: Prince Kaxiu, his talent in business is amazing. Coupled with the surrounding copyrights such as radio dramas and life-size models, this income is second only to the transportation business of deacon warships.

Meal card (unable to land for a long time) ...

End of rest

5 1 Are you taking or attacking?

Dragon: Attack.

Card repair: affected by

Meal card: The difference between an attacker and a receiver is huge. They are honest about their identity. To be honest, this is the most amazing match I have ever seen. A long time. What is your definition of attack?

Endless: active and inactive, and pushing posture.

Kaxiu: Physically, I should be attacking, but other than that, all other meanings are affected.

Meal card: the weakest natural attack in history and the strongest loyal dog in history. ...

How did you decide?

Dragon: That's what I did the first night, and I've kept this pattern ever since.

Kaxiu: Yes.

Meal card: the first night recording and playback. In the face of being millions of times stronger than myself, I am not surprised to show weakness. First, I attacked Jun's biggest weakness antenna. Sure enough, I hit it with one punch, and I immediately lost my temper. After a long time of pursuit, I pushed down madly in the card repair of love, and realized the miracle that the weak were pushed down and stormed by taking advantage of the gentle intention of the other party's unwillingness to start. Therefore, nature remains, and a species is a very powerful existence in the universe.

Are you satisfied with this situation?

Long: Satisfied.

Card repair: Satisfied.

Meal card: Don't be so cooperative. How do I spell words ... were you so harmonious from the beginning?

Dragon: No, it was difficult at first.

Card repair (hanging antenna): Sorry, I have no experience.

Maman (touching his head): Never mind, I like pink mushrooms.

Meal card: You! You are so evil!

Dragon: Is there?

Meal card: I took it. ...

Where is the first H?

Dragon: In the lucky bedroom.

How did you feel then?

Dragon: It hurts. Romance is a lie. It turns out that just like mushrooms, their bonuses are all saved. Is there a computer on the spaceship that can chat QQ? I'm a little hungry. I don't know what to have for breakfast tomorrow.

Meal card: = ||| This is the first night! Why do you think so much?

Dragon: I get distracted easily.

Meal card: Kaxiu, your bride didn't pay attention when she was in H.

Kaxiu (blushing): It's attractive that she doesn't know what she's thinking. ...

What was the other person like at that time?

Meal card: As we all know, the prince turned pale on the morning of the first night, as if he had been tortured.

Kaxiu: I have tried my best not to hurt for too long.

Dragon: This is my fault. I sat for a long time, and then I failed several times.

Meal card:' grinding' ... friction ... you really torture Kaxiu.

Kaxiu: Nothing. At that time, she was in great pain and her bitten lips turned white. It took two or three days to recover.

Shi Shui: Actually, these problems can be easily solved by the medical team, but the head of the medical team thinks it is unnecessary.

Rita: My lower body is torn! It's bleeding! Shocked! Severe subcutaneous hemorrhage and soft tissue injury! These are eligible to enter the medical room! (Scratching the wall) How long have I been preparing for these exciting, ahem, poor situations ... Oh, damn it. ! It hasn't happened yet!

Dragon: Sorry, I will continue to refuel.

(Cushioning his toes, Kaxiu obediently lowered his head and gnawed at his Adam's apple. After a long time, the interview room instantly disappeared by half. )

The meal card climbed out of the ruins: you are refueling to let passers-by enter heaven.

Ten-level static clap dirt: this is the biggest reason why guards have special allowances.

Meal card: I think everyone has a lot of guesses about your highness's body shape. Is it normal?

Dragon: Compared with his height, it is normal.

Meal card: What's the height difference between you two?

Length: 30 cm+, so it is difficult every time.

Meal card: oh, oh, oh ~ ~ ~ excited! ! How do you feel about being so brave?

Dragon: Why don't Hobbits attack the earth?

Meal card: ... is this your fantasy object?

Kaxiu: Shimizu, tell the Hobbit to move to the end of the universe.

What was the earliest thing you said the morning after your first night?

Meal card: this article has, the audience sits and plays back.

Dragon: "Are you all right? Is it still difficult to be sad? "

Card repair: "Nothing ..."

Dragon: "Sorry, I tried my best."

Kaxiu: "It doesn't matter, I volunteered."

Dragon: "Kaxiu, I will be responsible for you."

How many times a night?

Dragon: Not many times, five minutes × four or five times.

Meal card:? S+ black prince will last for five minutes? This is so scary!

Dragon: No, I am the number one attacker.

Meal card: What do you mean?

Shi Shui: This means that no matter how dissatisfied the prince is, he can only stop after five minutes and wait for the princess to rest.

Meal card: That is to say, every time the card repair is tempted, it will be cooled after 5 minutes, and then it will be tortured after a long rest, and then the process will be repeated?

Dragon (nodding): Basically.

Meal card: Kaxiu, just bear it? With your arm strength, it's easy to do long-distance lifting and repetitive movements, right?

Kaxiu (blanched): I was so excited that she said it hurt several times that I couldn't bear to part with it.

Meal card: I remember Kaxiu's counterattack, in the palace.

Kaxiu (bowed his head apologetically): I'm sorry I hurt you that time.

Dragon: Actually, it's ok. I can be lazy occasionally.

Meal card: What is your definition of attack?

Dragon: Huh? Hard-working and lazy, isn't it?

Meal card: Well, in a sense, it's true. ...

How many times a night is ideal?

Dragon: The ideal is once or twice.

Kaxiu: The ideal is to keep going.

What's it like to be 60, h?

Dragon: It was awkward at first. Strange things always happen, such as going to the wrong place or falling out of bed.

Kaxiu: Very romantic, very excited, very wonderful, in short, perfect!

Meal card: Are you talking about the same thing?

What do you feel most about 6 1?

Length: chest.

Meal card: Do you have feelings for A flat chest?

Long: The airport is also a pushpin.

Meal card: ==b Where is the replacement card?

Card repair: tentacle. Of course, if the other person is long, there will be feelings everywhere.

What is the most emotional place for the other party?

Long: tentacles. But touching it will cause serious accidents, so I try to touch it less. (expression of regret)

Kaxiu: (blushes) It's everywhere …

Meal card: Hey, don't get caught up in memories during the interview, okay?

Anyway, the other party is at 63H?

Endless: endure.

Kaxiu: Sexy.

Meal card: Only you will find airport thumbtacks sexy ... (Oh, one person is missing)

To put it bluntly, do you like or hate H?

Dragon: it's ok, but I feel it's very troublesome to do it every day.

Kaxiu (firmly): I like it.

What is the general state of 65, H?

Dragon: Female.

Card repair: same as above.

What is the status of the attempt?

Dragon: Do it once if you are not pregnant.

Kaxiu (blushing): I want to try everything.

Is the bath before or after H?

Long: Before. H will flow out immediately after bathing, and the chance of pregnancy will be reduced.

Meal card: I kind of understand how you feel. Everything is based on pregnancy. Aren't you bored?

Dragon: Fortunately, Kaxiu will help clean it.

Kaxiu: Yes, I'm sorry, I was wrong about you.

Do they have an agreement at 68H?

Long: Didn't the agreement say to get pregnant quickly? Ah, the colonial investment of the earth is also one of the terms.

Card repair (hanging antenna): ...

Meal card: touch it, it's good to have H. What's the agreement?

Have you ever slept with anyone other than the other person?

Dragon: No.

Kaxiu: No.

Meal card: Hey, I know someone who can't answer this question directly.

Shi Shui: Would you please not turn around and satirize your Majesty? He also has difficulties.

Meal card: Oh, I finally can't help but come out for maintenance.

Shi Shui: Think of it this way. If your majesty doesn't have sex with others, where does Prince Kaxiu come from? The whole story would never have happened.

Meal card: Mm-hmm, then your majesty can only hold that boy and die alone. This is destiny.

70. The concept of "if you can't get your heart, even if it's just your body". Do you agree Or against it?

Meal card: This question is designed for Ka Xiu. Even if she has a crush on someone, she can't be forced. Kaxiu, come and answer seriously.

Kaxiu: ... Well, I agree. In fact, people who are destined are rarely voluntary, and most of them are forced.

Dining card: sigh, from the perspective of outsiders, the royal family is very devoted and full of sacrifice. But in fact, the doomed talent is the greatest sacrifice. If it is not human, then the royal family is simply a group of abnormal monsters with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Shi Shui: Rude, we really can't explain it, but in fact, the royal family is a moral and emotional creature. In order to continue to evolve, their hearts are always condemned.

Meal card: For a long time. Can you accept such a forced H?

Dragon: Huh? I can't help but accept it. I'd better volunteer, so I'll feel better.

Meal card: sigh ... no wonder you were so active the first night. ...

7 1 The other party was raped by an asshole! What should we do?

Dragon: Fix the card? How tough is the other party? Is it a super Saiyan? Or transformers? Can I visit this process?

Meal card: ... well, Kaxiu replied.

Kaxiu: I want to say that under such protection, the probability is probably zero, but ...

Meal card: There is one person who is too strong for you to control.

Shi Shui: Sorry, if you mean your Majesty, he has passed the test. That night in the palace, the princess actually visited the backyard of your majesty's bedroom. If he had a heart, the princess could not have come back safely.

Meal card: Huh? Did I say your majesty? Shishui, you are too sensitive. You associate all the dirty water with him.

Shi Shui: ... Then I'd better keep silent.

Around 72 hours. Which is more shy?

Dragon: Kaxiu.

Kaxiu: ... me.

Meal card: It is reasonable to say that the woman should be more shy.

Dragon: Maybe one nerve was not connected properly, and it took a long time to react and blush afterwards.

Meal card: Are you a dinosaur star? Stupid like this?

73 "Only tonight, because it's too lonely …", what should a friend do if he asks for H like this?

Dragon: There are no such friends.

Card repair: same as above.

Do you think your H skill is good?

Dragon: Not so good.

Kaxiu: ... Not so good.

Meal card: I know someone. ...

Shi Shui: Ahem! !

Meal card: I know a place that sells pirated pornography. You can buy some references. Practice makes perfect.

Is the opponent H's skill good?

Dragon: I think it's good, but it can't be compared.

Kaxiu: Good! One of her eyes excites me.

Meal card: a dull and confused look? Maybe she's just thinking about dinner today.

76H What do you want the other person to say?

Meal card: I want to ask you what you were discussing when H.

Endless: what posture is conducive to fertilization, safe period and dangerous period, the calorie of stewed beef with potatoes, TV content.

Meal card: ... are these all your topics? Kaxiu, don't you think this is ruining the atmosphere?

Kaxiu: No, everything she said is good, and isn't this a topic close to life? Let our relationship be more harmonious.

Meal card: I'm glad you like it …

What do you like when you meet in 77H?

Long: Yes, Kaxiu is in good health.

Kaxiu (blushing): Thanks, I like you, too.

Meal card: Well, that's why the light was left on.

Do you think it's good to be with someone other than your lover?

Dragon: Oh, I didn't seem to be lovers when I met Ka Xiu.

Kaxiu: No, but if you don't find the right person, you must do so in order to leave it to future generations.

Meal card: Sometimes I think you are all stallions.

Shi Shui: Rude! This is an important mission for the survival of the empire, BLABLA…… ... ...

Meal card: well, the super stallion is related to the survival of the country.

Are you interested in SM?

Dragon: Yes. If it wasn't for me.

Kaxiu (blushing): As long as you like it for a long time, whatever.

Meal card: Curious, what did you do?

Dragon (closing the door): Here, here, there, there. ...

Meal card: (nosebleeds everywhere)

What if the other party suddenly stops looking for H?

Long: Apply to go home and have a look? I miss my friends very much recently, so it's good to have a moderate rest.

Meal card: so calm.

Card repair (serious): First do a full set of physical examination to see if there are any potential organic lesions. It may also be a psychological cause caused by the external environment. It is necessary to be extremely cautious to sort out all the long channels of receiving information, from the internet to interpersonal relationships.

8 1 What do you think of rape?

Endless: I can't help but overwhelm each other and enjoy it.

Repair the card: If you have to do it, you can achieve your goal by overwhelming the other party.

Meal card: ==b

What is the hardest part of 82H?

Dragon: Both of them are novices and always at a loss.

Card repair: patience, patience, patience again.

What is the location of the most thrilling H so far?

Meal card: As far as I know, these two people haven't done it outside the dormitory, so this question is omitted …

Shi Shui: This is too arbitrary. In fact, every mating is very risky.

Meal card: What's the explanation?

Ten waters: Just think about the strength gap between S-class and D-class. Even in a normal state, the prince can easily destroy a fully armed brigade in ten minutes. Imagine when he is too excited to control himself. ...

Meal card: I see! (wiping tears) It takes a long time, so you are in danger of death every day!

Did the recipient take the initiative to ask for H?

Dragon: Fix the card? Yes, there is.

Meal card: What does he usually say?

Dragon: It's a beautiful day today ... shall we start mating? In other words, tonight's TV series is very interesting, but this time is very suitable for fertilization. Let's not miss it, ok? And so on.

Meal card: ==b Honest enough to hit people.

How did the attacker react at that time?

Card repair: I didn't say anything for a long time, so I nodded yes.

Meal card: What can you expect her to say with such an opening remark?

Did the attacker rape?

Dragon: Me? number

Meal card: I know you don't have this ability. This question should be asked in reverse, Wang Zishou, have you ever committed rape?

Kaxiu (serious): As far as the immediate behavior is concerned, no. But I must admit that I have ideas and impulses.

What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Meal card: How do you react when you are thinking and impulsive ...?

Kaxiu: She pushed me.

Meal card: Good job! !

What is the ideal H?

Dragon: let's date for a while ... forget it, the conclusion is the same anyway.

Kaxiu: Now is the ideal!

Meal card: Have you ever thought that two people are evenly matched, which can make you more involved?

Kaxiu: Since it is impossible, there is no need to think about it. I am very lucky and happy now!

Meal card: OK, contentment is always a pleasure.

Does the other party meet the ideal?

Dragon: consistent.

Meal card: I didn't expect your answer to be simple.

Dragon: In fact, Ka Xiu meets the ideal of all women on earth. Handsome, rich and powerful, in good shape, capable, kind and gentle, is there any other choice?

Meal card: That's true. Card repair don't have to answer. Whether it's a long swimming ring or a small belly, you must feel very ideal.

Do you use props for 90H?

Dragon: Well, I used it.

Meal card: I know there are blindfolds and ropes. Anything else?

Dragon: Ice cream and hot chocolate, as well as peanut butter and milkshake.

Meal card:? How to use these things? Like what?

Dragon: Well, like eating with mushrooms.

Meal card:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

9 1 How old was your first time?

Dragon: 20

Card repair: 23

Is this the other party now?

Dragon: Yes.

Kaxiu: Yes.

Where do you like to be kissed?

Dragon: Basically, everything can be kissed except the internal organs, so it doesn't matter where you like it.

Meal card: the full kiss baptism of loyal dogs ... where is Kaxiu?

Kaxiu (steaming): I like ... everywhere.

Meal card: Readers, please fill it in your mind.

Where do you like kissing best?

Dragon: If there is an opportunity, tentacles. Kaxiu's reaction is very interesting.

Kaxiu: I like it everywhere.

Meal card: You want to put the dragon directly in your mouth.

What is the happiest thing for the other party in 95H?

Manman: He seems willing to do anything.

Kaxiu: Lie down.

96H, what do you think?

Meal card: I know Maman likes to be distracted. Where's Kaxiu?

Card repair: ... we must ensure the personal safety of the dragon, if possible, increase the chance of pregnancy and reduce the maintenance cost of the room.

Shi Shui: Your Highness, please think more about the maintenance cost of gravity room and training ground.

How many times a night?

Dragon: About an hour, I have no strength anymore.

98H, undress yourself? Or was it removed?

Dragon: Yourself.

Kaxiu: I'm used to it myself, but Maman likes to help, so I just follow her habit.

99. What is H to you?

Long: Part of the deal, but it's interesting.

Card repair: the embodiment of happiness, the best way of communication.

Meal card: and it hurts and is happy?

100 say a word to each other.

Kaxiu (excited): It's a long way. Let's continue to work hard!

Dragon (calm): I always wanted to say, why not try artificial insemination?

Meal card: = =+If you can do it manually, wouldn't the full text of Mars be in vain? Do it!