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Funny copywriting on a hot day
2. If it gets so hot, it won't break and its wings have melted; Mosquitoes don't bite people, only cold water pipes; Regan Noodles does not need to cook; Can't buy raw eggs; Clothes can be worn after washing; There is no need to ignite the car when it starts.
I bought eggs. I became a chicken! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is burnt as soon as it is finished! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather!
The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!
Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!
go out
Five minutes, two hours of sweat. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.
7. I've been thinking about it. If you kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live. ...
8. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!
9. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed by the hospital as
Third degree burns. 10. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt! 1 1. It's not shameful to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...
12. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first, and let me cool off in the water.
13. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.
14. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.
15.
Erlang Shen: Fortunately, I won the first prize.
With three eyes, no matter how hot the weather is, I will look at the world coldly.
16. Fujian was rated as the province with the lowest joke in China. Just because the local people shouted in unison in the face of the scorching sun: I am so happy (hot) ...
17. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.
18. Nezha: hot wheels treads on the steam wheel in cold weather and the wind wheel in hot weather.
19. The sun shines on you and the darkness is far away from you; Smile blooms on you, and troubles ignore you; Happy with you, not lonely with you; Happiness surrounds you, and fatigue won't bother you. I wish you a regular life and good health every day! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
20. What women struggle with in summer is exposure to sweat and makeup. What's tangled in winter is: It's too cold to show your thighs ... What should I do?
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