QQ personalized signature is cute and funny

I saw these in the friend space and posted them all for you. Let’s see which one you like!!!!

The latest quotes from 2010:

1. You asked me if I have any religious beliefs, and I said: "Does narcissism count?"

2. Don't use your Trojan horse to challenge my password.

3. Don’t look back, I only love your back.

4. Memories have a beautiful appearance in the traces of time.

5. A look of false prosperity.

6. I am not ugly, but I am not prepared to be gentle either.

7. Happiness is all the same, but sadness is thousands of different.

8. When you feel sad, squat down and hug yourself.

9. My child, a fool cannot be resurrected.

10. Let me see your gentle fangs.

11. I am mute and I usually speak in disguise.

12. You must abstain from courtesy first so that I can be free.

13. Your way of speaking is called "pulling" in rhetoric.

14. It’s okay if you step on my feet, but don’t step on my shoes!

15. Although he came to Xi'an, he was gentle and fair, and could not see the charm of the Qin Terracotta Warriors at all.

16. The doctor told me to carry out photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

17. A grain of salt is the ocean when you lose your temper.

18. Being low-key does not mean being tone-deaf.

19. You have the right to remain silent, but we will silence you soon.

20. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future... you will definitely hit me.

21. When time and patience have become a luxury, we can only rely on horoscopes to understand each other.

22. The weather is so hot that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

23. I want to make a download software called Zier. Because it's so fast that it can't cover your ears.

24. Some people are as smart as the weather, which is changeable; some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, which cannot tell when the weather is changing.

25. I had planned how to spend 5 million, but I didn’t win the prize.

26. You are too short! Let me lend you a telescope so you can see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

27. Some people actually put on blue eye shadow because I have dark circles!

28. When I have money, I will buy a bus, use the dedicated bus lane, and park at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say: "Sorry, This is a private car.”

29. If this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.

30. Don’t mess with me, or I will make you die in a rhythmic manner.

31. Women should not think that good looks mean they can stop reading, and men should not think that good looks mean they can be ugly.

32. Think about the salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

33. Others always see us happily holding hands, but the truth is: yes, once I let go of my hand, she will run to buy something.

34. Raising fish is quite troublesome. I need to change the water once a week, which I often forget. Later, I had to change the fish once a week.

35. I have a basket of wishes, but I can’t wait for a shooting star