Gamba weather in Osaka

1. First, the super girl champion Chris Lee, then the Oscar-winning film Brokeback Mountain, China gay finally stood up!

(Unnamed Peking University)

2. Did you watch King Kong without crying? I don't think so ~ but if it's a female king kong and a handsome guy, I think

No one will cry at all ~ (unnamed Peking University)

3. The EU constantly accuses China of failing to crack down on piracy, because only China has a limited production of six Ferraris in the world.

There are seven! (Shui Mu Community)

4. "Don't wear underwear and slippers into the classroom!" To tell the truth, even after four years in Nanyou, I am not thick-skinned enough.

Wear underwear into the classroom ... (Zijin Hong Fei)

It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending? ! (Tianya True Me)

6. Rent a girlfriend for one day during the May Day holiday. (Terracotta Warriors)

7. Breaking news: "Live Football 10" finally has a China team! ! ! The only purpose of the China team is to have the top players around.

People show off and say, "Come on, let's cut two pieces, and I'll choose China ~" (unnamed Peking University)

8. The children all stood up and posed for photos! Alas ~ Li, standing, not like FRJJ.

~ ~ ~ (unnamed Peking University)

In the past, capitalists would rather dump milk than give it to the poor. Now real estate agents would rather leave the house empty than give it to the poor.

Last name! (Terracotta Warriors)

10. If you can't lift people, how can you see flowers? (thinking about the source of drinking water, it's still hidden ~)

1 1. Today, a group of Japanese visited our school. To be honest, this is the first time I have seen a Japanese in clothes. ...

All Yun Sheng New)

12. What fees will banks charge after cross-bank inquiry? A. bank construction fees; B.ATM initial installation fee; C. banks

Card selection fee; Smile service surcharge. (Netease)

13. Today's sandstorm weather is two smelly-footed forwards of China football team and Xie Hui! (Terracotta Warriors)

14. I would rather accept your desperate resistance under hooligans than your ecstasy under men! (Tianya

QQ inn)

15. Because Gamba Osaka beat Sakura Osaka 6- 1 in the domestic league, it won the AFC Champions League tonight.

During the competition, 40 fans of Osaka Sakura Team came to Dalian to cheer for Shide Team ... (Shui Mu Community)

16. I finally understand Jay Chou's Fan Texi-the meaning of porridge ... (Sun Moon Guanghua)

17. The difficulty of defense depends on the quality of sexual life of the defense teacher the night before ... (Terracotta Warriors)

18. As soon as Adam comes back late from overtime, Eve counts his ribs ... (Shui Mu Tsinghua)

19. Folks, the eunuch said that as long as the Eighth Route Army is handed over, the Red Army will not treat you badly ... (Memoirs of a Geisha)

20. Netcom users said, "I'm not refreshing Tianya's page, but I've been landing Tianya." .......

2 1. When I was a child, my mother often nagged: "If I can't get into Tsinghua, I will get into Peking University." As a result, I didn't even have Peking University when I grew up.

Be admitted ... (unnamed Peking University)

22. My friends say that I am a famous musician, because every time I go to karaoke, they always sing other people's songs, while I am.

But he always composes his own music ... (Brother Shui Mu, be sure to sign it next time ~)

23. My girlfriend once said, "My hope is not high: my husband doesn't need much money to pick me up when I am pregnant."

Just got off work. "Later, she married a taxi driver ... (Shui Mu Community)

Yesterday, I cruelly refused an irresistible request from a woman I couldn't refuse-mom.

Feeling sorry for me, he said, "Baby, you are not young. It's time to find a girlfriend ... "(Terracotta Warriors)

25. Grandma, who is far away from home, said sadly after hearing the news that I was admitted to Peking University, "Honey, why don't you go to the Central People's Government?"

The Institute for Nationalities is a central institution, and that broken Peking University is not a local institution ~ "(Peking University doesn't)

Name)

26. The car is more crowded than acne, and the heart is more sad than level 6. The school network is as broken as the glass in Yi Ming, and I am like the Middle East.

The overpass is also useless ... (Yixian Time and Space)

If only I were a dandelion: I have beautiful headdress and special wings, and my mother won't stop me.

Sailing ... (Unnamed Peking University)

28. I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers ... (Shui Mu

Community)

29. Never get up, never get tired of studying, and never enter the student union. It has nothing to do with it!

I often can't sleep at night, thinking about who is the best match, men and women are properly matched, and youth can't be wasted.

Knowing that learning is wrong, I still drink and party, stay up until midnight, and often wipe my tears in class.

That is, if you don't review at the end of the term, you won't be able to do anything in the exam, and the second interview will be withdrawn! (blue starry sky)

We are arguing endlessly whether urine is excreted by gravity, and I am the one who opposes it. for

Prove our point of view is correct. I stand upside down and pee for them ... (tulip)

3 1. Love hurts, love hurts ... (Tianya Happy Paradise)

32. If there is no sex in this world, then I think love will appear ...

33. Nicknames or IDs called "I love XXX" often end in breaking up ... (Shui Mu Community)

34. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll! ! ! (Terracotta Warriors)

35. The worst character is to stare at an ugly woman for a long time and then sigh and say, "Shit, this dinosaur did it.

This is so real ... "(Shui Mu Community)

37. If you want to eat swan meat, ask Li Pengya ~ (I love Nankai)

I haven't seen a woman for three years. Now I see an old sow, and everyone thinks it has a pair of good eyes ...

Happy paradise)

39. I solemnly gave my happiness in this life to my left hand ... (Tianya Happy Paradise)

40. Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple! (Tianya Happy Paradise)

)

4 1. Big Boys Beat Girls-Play a Game Name-Counter-Terrorism Elite

The big girl hits the girl-play a game name-Warcraft! (seeking truth from facts)

42. Just graduated: Brothers, see you soon.

One year after graduation: Brothers, there will be wives in the future.

Later: Brothers, regret marrying a wife.

Later: Brothers, there will be a stepmother.

Finally: Brothers, regret having a stepwife (Tianya Dongfang)

44. I have a lot of complaints about girls wearing clothes now! It's only April. What if summer comes? the original

On the wedding night, the bride wore a lot of clothes, and the men untied them layer by layer like bamboo shoots, and there was a Chinese bra inside, which was much more.

What a wonderful taste ~ unlike now, even if I am highly myopic, I can see everything every 50 or 60 meters …

... (blue starry sky)

45. The Japanese write "commemoration" as "commemoration". Mr. Lu Xun may have been used to writing in Japan for several years, so he is "

In memory of Mr. Liu Hezhen, there is a typo, which is commonly used in Chinese now, but if we write it like this, it is a typo.

Wrong words ~ It seems that history is written by people, and powerful people control history ... (Lilac)

46. Girls, don't just look at the mounts-

Because the donkey rider is not necessarily Zhang, but may be the devil who steals the mine.

It is not necessarily a witch who flies on a broom, but Harry Potter. ...

47. How to compete for the heroine?

If you can't be a hero, be a villain.

Can't be a villain, try to be a cool supporting role.

You can't be a supporting role, at least be a sad corner that doesn't spell the protagonist's face.

If you can't be a sad corner, you have to be a clown around the protagonist.

If you can't even be a clown-

I have a treasure book of 10 yuan here, which can teach you how to change the heroine. ...

48. Everyone must boycott Japanese goods-

Because the Sony mobile phone I just bought has only been used for two weeks and it broke down! ! ( bbs.jsbc.com )

49. It is impossible to harm the motherland and there is no reason to deviate from the people.

No capital, no leisure, no ability to harm others and benefit themselves,

There is no opportunity to forget interests and justice, no courage to violate laws and disciplines,

Without money, I am arrogant and extravagant, so I have to be ignorant! (Unnamed Peking University)

50. Going to work-the most anticipated moment for school children every day ... (Shui Mu Community)