Li Boqing's classic sentences

1, don't ask:? Lao Li, long time no see. Where have you been? You went up the hill. Wow (meaning "going up the mountain to reform through labour") Li Boqing couldn't refuse to see his expectant eyes. So he said, well, I'll go up the mountain, and Li Boqing thought, I can go to Emei Mountain to practice.

2. The man said to the woman:? Ah! Element fragrance, I love you! If you don't marry me, I will fly down from the height of Shudu Building! ? Li Boqing:? Fly down and shovel! I haven't flown down for so many years! ?

3, our love is like a pot cover, we can't touch what's inside.

4. The woman turns to her man: Don't watch him as a manager during the day. Wow, he often doesn't wash his feet in the dark!

5. when you see someone else's good car, you gnash your teeth when you say a word: ouch! This shrimp drives a BMW! ?

6. Friend, don't hesitate to ask if you have any difficulties, except borrowing money.

7, dead doll, you have to make a mistake!

8, hey, stuffy pocket, you ask another sister next door to go to the corner of the private room and sit on her paws. When you think you haven't touched her, you dare not touch her in a clear sky. Of course, even if you touch her, we can't touch you.

9. You have never been fat, and Heiwa has never been in the sun.

10, these two years are hot! This is not like our time. We have been friends for three years, and we dare not even hook up. If we hook up, we have to pull. Now, I realized in the morning that I took it back after dark and had to swear the next day. Little sister, why are you sleeping here?

1 1. Speaking of which, I think that there was a girl who liked me, and I chose the most beautiful one. And they didn't do it.

12, Miss Li's, whatever.

13, I have to be afraid of you. Oh, whatever you want, your socks are claws. Your melon and baby are great. You are an artist. You're making a scene. You are an onion. God, six months ago, your baby couldn't afford soma. You forget when you stole honeycomb briquette!

14, it turns out that this young man is still handsome and disliked. Now someone loves him, which is a belated love and a kind of damage to the roof.

15, the old man said to his son: You want to eat when you see others criticizing you. Which son of a bitch can see our two grandchildren in this street? If people eat it, their mother will exchange money, and your mother will not hang it. ?

16, the mother said to her daughter: dead girl, you can marry Li Boqing. He said, it doesn't matter, no matter how tall his mother is. ?

17, the daughter said: You can marry him. ?

18, I don't like loneliness, but I'm afraid of being alone. This is obviously a kind of pain.

19, why does it always rain when breaking up?

Fans can be divided into football fanatics, football fanatics, football madmen and football fans.

I have a bike. Everyone has rung except the bell. Which one should I buy?

22, the turtle is dead, why don't you ask Li Boqing next door?

23. Mrs. Zhang, don't say that when I was young, I was still in the mini. Oh, come on, baby.

24. Weather forecast: Wear shaking pants at the highest temperature, cotton pants at the lowest temperature, and cotton pants that are neither too hot nor too cold.

25. If the chicken doesn't bark or sleep, which brother-in-law will shoot!

26. The old man said to his son. Dead doll, I'm telling you, it's none of your business if you go out for a stroll. You don't want to get some strange diseases (sexually transmitted diseases). Come back. If you do this, my wife will commit a crime. My daughter-in-law has suffered, Lao Tzu has suffered, Lao Tzu has suffered, and your mother has dragged a shovel. Your mother suffered, and this street collapsed! ?

27. Anyway, they are all in their teens. If you can walk, you can walk three. Anyway, don't worry about money, and don't worry about it.

28, train tires, plane turn signals, paint inside and outside the moon, Great Wall tiles.

29. The hotter you sweat, the colder you tremble; The poorer, the more convenient; It's hot and cold, cold and hot; Chickens don't lay eggs, and coal is always black; If someone doesn't believe me, bet you wash white.

30, element fragrance, get up and sell me the beer bottle. I want a page.

3 1, if you pull, you will pull, but the furniture will not be dragged.

32, two people play with friends, the man said to the woman:? Little sister, the big problem between us is that my wife and I haven't recovered. ?

33, business is good, I am on a business trip in the middle of the night, and business is good. I call at eight in the morning.

34. Huang Zong (yellow swelling), Shui Zong (edema) and Hu Zong (edema).

On this day, before the condemned man was executed, he said to the policeman standing by. I'm dying. Can you meet my last request? The policeman nodded and said, you said, generally we will be satisfied. ? Prisoner:? Ok, please give me a helmet, hat and bulletproof vest. ?

36. One day, the husband and wife will be grateful for a hundred days, and the husband and wife will just pull the tendons for a hundred days.

37. At the beginning of life, human nature is good. In fact, the beginning of life is really good. Even when he was born, when he was over one year old, he was kind. If you ask him what you want to be when you grow up, he will definitely say:? When I grow up, I want to fly a plane, be a PLA man and earn money for my parents. ? He would never say:? Hum, when we grow up, we must kill two! ?

38. In a factory, because the Chinese New Year is coming soon, the factory director arranged for some employees to go to the Cultural Palace to watch the science and technology exhibition, while the rest took a bath. The director called all the employees together and began to speak. Comrades, New Year's Day is coming, so it's arranged in the factory. Tomorrow morning, gay men take a bath, lesbians visit, and in the afternoon, lesbians take a bath and gay men visit. ? The worker below has lost his melon. He went on to say: We have a rule that you are only allowed to look with your eyes, but you can't touch it with your hands (how can you touch this technological product)? Look carefully, look carefully and write a summary for me after reading it. ?

39. As long as you sincerely respect others, others will naturally respect you. If you don't come, you will scold the waiter as a coolie with wide ears and low IQ. This is unacceptable. Think about it, the wooden board of our ancestors, more than 10 thousand years ago, was covered with earwax, hairy and with hands under his knees. Did it belong to the ape-man in Zhoukoudian, Beijing? Which is earwax and which is earwax, and the countryside is surrounded by cities? How far is it to see the lotus pond on business? If you can't get him, he will be tied in his pocket and build your mother's house on the roof.

40. It's the same for you to leave me alone.

4 1, seeing people quarreling, he went up to stop the fight:

42、? One and two people are both in their twenties, so why bother? Mo's dozens of years old also has dozens of pounds. Like what? It just doesn't make sense. ?

43. The wife has a good family and the doll is also good.

44, as beautiful as flowers and jade, like pepper and taro, a few people will be paralyzed.

45. Big eyes are charming and small eyes are clear and dead.

46. I'm afraid Sichuanese can speak Mandarin.

47. When the man comes back, the woman wants to have a dragon gate array. The man is tired and falls asleep, and the woman is uncomfortable. She wrapped her eyes and stared at the ceiling:

48、? We call it a couple, damn it, two for mercy! ?

49. The foreigner asked: Mr. Li, what's your living standard in Sichuan? Li Boqing: Others dare not lift it. The bedding we cover is made of stainless steel! ?

50, the guests sit inside, hanging a bunch of sticks at the door, killing one counts as one, anyway, selling second-hand goods all day!

5 1, dogs drive motorcycles and don't understand science.

52. An old gentleman was drunk and was sent to the hospital for infusion. As soon as he opened his eyes, he asked, Doctor, did you lose Tuopai or Quanxing for me?

53. After decades of revolution, only a few hundred dollars were refunded. Today, I'm usually worried about the Crown Prince, and I have to welcome the homecoming group on Sunday (everyone will have a big meal when they come back).

54. When it swelled to five times that of hunger and irritability, Lao Zi had already eaten a plate. When I was a student, I made two bets to see who would eat and who would lose.

55,221bowl Huimian Noodles, I poured at least eight bowls, adding soup and water, which is almost two Jin. When I sat down, I hardly stood firm. I stood up and left. I knew I was wrong. When I finally got back to school, what kind of pain was that night? Hey, it's wrong to turn it over, turn it over and press it on the window!

56. Several pairs of colors played mahjong all night, and everyone was beaten to ashes. At dawn, an old man stretched himself. Oh, we played well. We just tied! ? Then you won't waste the motor and electricity! )

57. Speaking of mourning, I want to catch two!

58. You shrimps dare to shake me. Find out who the super brother turned around at Jiuyanqiao 30 years ago!

59. Wide earwax, why is it called pea tip? You call Wang Di a little heavy!

60. The manager said to the staff: How can you go to the end of the next door to eat gossip every day? We should weigh it back and get it ourselves, so that we can go boating. ?

6 1, now unmarried young people enjoy married treatment, and married people are often invited to sleep on the sofa.

62, that day I went to the tea shop to sit down and play, and I heard a few colors next to me pretending there. I was so angry that I picked up the child's mobile phone and buckled myself:

63、? Hey, manager Huang wow (yellow swelling), ah, I'm always wet (edema), oh, manager Hu is also there (edema), and he sits next to me. We have several projects that you want to do. In fact, it's nothing, just painting the inside and outside of the moon, pasting colored tiles on both sides of the Great Wall, and protecting the environment and reducing pollution. We will make a stainless steel for the Pacific Ocean. ?

64. The nanny drives a Mercedes to weigh the rake peas.

65. How old is this? He has a position in society, a booth on Qingnian Road and a berth in the crematorium! ;