Ask for the lines of the funny sketch "Weather Forecast for College Students".

Zhou: Good evening, teachers, classmates, uncles, aunts and lovely children in front of the TV. Welcome to watch the special weather forecast program of Duff New District, which misses your TV station on time. I am Wang, the super invincible host of the universe, and I am very happy to bring you the weather forecast of our school for the next two days. Please see the detailed report below!

In the next two days, due to the influence of Siberian cold air, the temperature in most areas of our school will continue to drop and the weather will turn cold. I hope everyone must pay attention to their health, or they will catch a cold easily.

Lin: If you have a cold and a fever, and your fever persists, use delicious cold medicine, eat delicious cold medicine and eat more when it is delicious!

Zhou: The northern part of the teaching area will usher in the first snow in 2007. (Zhou sings: It snows deeply and seriously,) But remember to keep warm from the cold.

Lin: In order to keep out the cold and keep warm, we choose Saddam's down jacket, Saddam's down jacket, from far away Iraq!

Zhou: [Affected by the convergence of cold and warm air currents, the weather around the stadium will change from sunny to cloudy, cloudy to light rain, light rain to showers, showers to moderate rain, moderate rain to heavy rain, and heavy rain to subject, predicate, object and object complement subject in the next two days! Remind the teachers and students who go here to take their umbrellas.

Lin: [An umbrella is an umbrella, not just an umbrella]

Zhou: The weather in the living area in the next two days will be mainly sunny and cold, with strong winds and dry climate, which will bring severe challenges to everyone's skin.

Lin: [Don't worry, use Johnson Baby Lotion, Johnson Baby Lotion, natural, Johnson! ]

Zhou: There will be sporadic inspections in the 1 area tomorrow morning. The meteorological department reminds everyone to wear helmets and get rich with sacks! Due to the influence of the enthusiastic audience tonight, the temperature will be abnormal and the weather will be hot near the fourth district [well, have a rest and don't go away. When the advertisement comes back, it will bring a list of special concerns about the weather forecast.

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Zhou: Welcome back. We entered the special attention list of weather forecast. According to the meteorological satellite report, the last typhoon this year,141410/4, will land in the new campus tomorrow night. Please see the report brought back by the reporter Fengyun in front.

Fengyun: Hello, audience friends! The place where I am now is the old Dufu area, the center of this typhoon "I love you", and the wind here has reached more than ten levels! Coupled with the heavy rain caused by "I love you", I can't stand normally now. You can see that the pedestrians behind me are basically crawling forward. It is expected that the typhoon will land in Dafu New District around 7 o'clock tomorrow night. Please be sure to put away all the flying clothes and pants for me-ah, whose clothes? !

Zhou: Thank you for the report sent back by Fengyun reporter. Due to the typhoon, the supply of goods is affected, and the price of our school supermarket will rise. Please eat as much as possible and buy as much as possible. I won't tell him about ordinary people!

Zhou: Well, that's all for today's program. For details, please call our hotline at 89757 or visit our website in www.fzuweather.com.cn. Thank you for watching. We will go there tomorrow night. Goodbye!

Props: cold medicine, a towel, two down jackets, four fixed umbrellas, lotion, a bottle and a box of Wang Laoji, raincoat, sunglasses and hat.