Humor in sentences describing hot weather

Humor in sentences describing hot weather;

1, the porcelain touching industry is most affected by high temperature, and has entered a comprehensive shutdown!

The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

3. In July, the sun is poisonous and people sweat down.

In April and July, the sun hung in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan!

6. You said don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

7. Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances!

8. God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

9. I can't stand the heat. I'm abnormally hot and I'm annoyed.

10, in such hot weather, I finally know what an ant is on hot bricks.

1 1, my body will die of heat somewhere, and my soul will be with you.

12. If I die of a fever somewhere, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.