Humorous jokes about hot weather

1. All the people who can be asked out in such a hot day are friends of life and death.

It is not naivety that defeats you, but naivety.

3. Don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees.

It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed bread.

5. The weather is not hot recently. When I get busy, I feel sweaty and lose weight.

6. Is it necessary to roast my little fat pig in such hot weather?

7, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, go home and become a chicken! Buy a mat and turn it into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

8. It's so hot that it annoys me. I ate the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

9. The weather is a bit sultry, and the outdoor temperature has been very high. Except the air-conditioned room, other places are far away.

10. Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows it's so hot!

1 1. It's summer to have a boyfriend, but it's hot to have no boyfriend.

12, I went out for 5 minutes and sweated for 2 hours. I was just a handful of cumin from the barbecue, and it was really sultry in summer.

13, the weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

14, I'd rather die of heat than freeze into a dog. Until today, I was heated into a dog, and I realized that the beautiful promise was too young.

15, almost sunburned. The sun is so warm that it didn't ask you to go home for dinner?