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Cross talk-lines that are not bad for money

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling.

Mao Mao: You read it backwards. It's Scottish It's expensive.

Zhao Benshan: You have money, 30,000 yuan. Do you have your bag?

Mao Mao: I put it on the kang.

Zhao Benshan: I left it on the kang for you on a business trip.

Mao Mao: I only have 70 yuan in my pocket.

Zhao Benshan: I still have 400.

Mao Mao: Not enough.

Zhao Benshan: It doesn't matter if it's enough.

Zhao Benshan: Waiter.

Shenyang: I'm sorry, sir. We are an upscale hotel and don't accept agricultural products.

Zhao Benshan: Let's eat, girl. This meal is very important.

Shenyang: My God, who are you calling a girl? I am a man.

Zhao Benshan: How to wear a skirt?

Shenyang: It's not a skirt either. It's cropped trousers with legs. I really want to wear them askew. Why don't I walk without my crotch?

Zhao Benshan: That leg is for Deming. I tell you, young man, you must treat the important guests well today.

Shenyang: No problem.

Zhao Benshan: How much does it cost to have a meal in your hotel? What is the most expensive point to eat?

Small Shenyang: 1 10,000 to 20,000 yuan.

Zhao Benshan: Is this the case? I have dinner today and check out tomorrow.

Small Shenyang: white stripes

Zhao Benshan: Not an IOU. I will give you a hint.

Shenyang: Grandpa, you are so handsome.

Zhao Benshan: The guests have arrived. You should hold it for me when I order. I want to order something expensive.

Shenyang: I said no.

Zhao Benshan: You know so well.

Mao Mao: Grandpa, I'm hungry.

Small Shenyang: A bowl of 78 yuan.

Zhao Benshan: So expensive?

Small Shenyang: Scottish big reed noodles

Zhao Benshan: First, a bowl of reed. Teacher Bi from the Avenue of Stars will come later. You have to win my face. This is the best chance in life. Grandpa trained you for more than 40 years.

Mao Mao: Grandpa, how old am I?

Zhao Benshan: How many years have I trained your father? Your father is a semi-finished product and became a cultural stationmaster. You should have confidence.

Mao Mao: Hong Hushui, the waves are getting bigger and bigger. I want to beat my father on the beach.

Shenyang: Lu Zi is coming.

Mao Mao: Grandpa is a little salty.

Shenyang: I'll pour you a bowl of boiled water.

Shenyang: Who are you? You are the leading role. No, Bai is not. Old Bi, are you Teacher Bi?

Teacher Bi is here. Come on, it's time to run.

Zhao Benshan: What's the noise? Did the wolf bite you?

Shenyang: Will Teacher Bi take my picture?

Bi Fujian: I'm looking for the father of Zhao Tiezhu, the stationmaster of Lianhua County Cultural Station.

Zhao Benshan: I'm Zhao Tiezhu's father. You have found the right one.

Bi Fujian: Dad, that's right.

Zhao Benshan: The layout of the county is grand, with a hall, a big room, a big photo in the middle and flowers all around.

Bi Fujian: Brother, what color are the flowers?

Zhao Benshan: White and yellow. I'm so excited that someone is waiting for you with a pen.

Bi Fujian: Let's go to the village.

Zhao Benshan: The village has arranged for me to have a meal in Tieling first. It depends on the guests. You can arrange it according to me.

Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi took it for me.

Bi Fujian: You are a waiter.

Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers. Aren't you from Dalian?

Bi Fujian: Yes.

Zhao Benshan: We are related. My grandfather lives in Dalian.

Bi Fujian: What's your name?

Mao Mao: The closed door.

Bi Fujian: Your grandfather plays mahjong very well.

Zhao Benshan: Smile, much like the photo of your grandfather when he left. The child will kiss him. Tell him to be good.

Mao Mao: Hello, my Lord.

Bi Fujian: I haven't given you lucky money for the New Year.

Shenyang: Teacher Bi, we haven't taken any pictures yet.

Zhao Benshan: Order first.

Small Shenyang: What should I do if I run away after eating?

Zhao Benshan: Just click.

Bi Fujian: Let's grab something to eat.

Zhao Benshan: Now that you have money, let's eat hard. How much can you eat?

Bi Fujian: Help yourself.

Zhao Benshan: Four Australian abalone.

Shenyang: Sorry, no. ..

Zhao Benshan: Australian lobster.

Shenyang: It's not that big.

Zhao Benshan: How big is it?

Small Shenyang: Only one catty.

Zhao Benshan: Yes or no?

Shenyang: No.

Bi Fujian: No shark fin.

Zhao Benshan: Don't eat it if you have it. Once I got stuck eating shark fin, and finally I took it out with tweezers in the hospital. There is nothing in your hotel. It's hard to find your boss once.

Shenyang: No.

Zhao Benshan: Neither does the boss.

Shenyang: The boss is not here.

Zhao Benshan: What to eat?

Bi Fujian: Have some home-cooked food.

Zhao Benshan: Son, come to the folk and eat stewed mushrooms with small pheasants.

Shenyang: No.

Zhao Benshan: You can have this.

Shenyang: There really isn't.

Zhao Benshan: Bring me what you brought.

Bi Fujian: No pheasants?

Zhao Benshan: Stew this and order a stupid egg.

Shenyang: No.

Zhao Benshan: Yes.

Bi Fujian: Brother, next time we go to a restaurant, we will make all the materials ourselves.

Zhao Benshan: There aren't many dishes here, just two. Give me a chance and Mr. Bi will come to your hotel.

Shenyang: Send one, Grandpa. Why are you so depressed? We didn't. We have to give up one.

Zhao Benshan: I ordered abalone and lobster, didn't you know?

Shenyang: Also, don't you know? I am young, and a person's life is very short. Sometimes it is the same as sleeping. When you close your eyes, you make money. When a day passes, you don't make money when you close your eyes. This life is over.

Bi Fujian: Brilliant.

Zhao Benshan: Brilliant what? He is a fart.

Small Shenyang: Money is a thing outside the body. What is the most painful thing for people? When people die, money is not spent.

Zhao Benshan: The most painful thing is that people are alive and money is gone. This child.

Shenyang: This is embarrassing.

Zhao Benshan: Cooking takes a while. Here comes the duck egg. They have been artistic bacteria since childhood.

Bi Fujian: Art Cell

Zhao Benshan: See if you can get on your Avenue of Stars.

Bi Fujian: I see, brother. You only picked me up here to put my granddaughter on the Avenue of Stars.

Zhao Benshan: Waiter, get the microphone for karaoke.

Bi Fujian: Sign up according to our rules.

Zhao Benshan: Start from the front. Take it easy.

Mao Mao: I come from Gouzi, Chishui, a lotus flower in Tieling, a big city. My name is Duck Egg. I am very impulsive today. It's sunny tonight, and it's cloudy and sunny tonight.

Shenyang: Report the weather forecast.

Mao Mao: My mood has changed from cloudy to sunny. Why? I found my grandfather. My grandfather is so good that he can take me to Youguang Avenue.

Bi Fujian: Avenue of Stars

Mao Mao: I am very grateful to my teacher for giving me this opportunity. I really appreciate it. You can really take me to the avenue. I thank your eight ancestors. On behalf of them, I will never let you go in my life.

Zhao Benshan: The child just wants to get back at you and repay the kindness. He can't forget you when he goes out and sings about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in Li Guyi.

Mao Mao: That's Li Na's. She is singing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" live.

Zhao Benshan: Don't sing in the middle, sing at the back.

Bi Fujian: Young, really loud.

Zhao Benshan: Sing one more song.

Mao Mao: Grandpa, today's food is a little salty.

Zhao Benshan: I was crying and singing in the back.

Bi Fujian: Wait a minute. Say it even if you are in tears. Let's talk about the acceptance speech. The Avenue of Stars is a true story. Before it went to Beijing, it was an acceptance speech.

Zhao Benshan: His master is here. I'm not sure yet. If I say three, she will cry. You're really finished. You have feelings for him. This is his picture.

Mao Mao: Cry. ...

Zhao Benshan: Shit, what are you laughing at?

Mao Mao: That's interesting.

Bi Fujian: Forget it. Good talent and good singing.

Shenyang: That's not bad. If I can go, so can I.

Zhao Benshan: Where are you going?

Small Shenyang: On the Avenue of Stars.

Zhao Benshan: Getting on the kang is good for you. This is an art circle matter.

Shenyang: You asked me to sing a song.

Zhao Benshan: I won't let you sing.

Shenyang: If you don't let me sing, I'll tell you what's going on.

Zhao Benshan: What you say is definitely better than what you sing.

Bi Fujian: Why not start talking or sign up?

Shenyang: My fate (sensitive words) is the same. I also have a grandfather named Bi.

Bi Fujian: What can you do?

Shenyang: I can imitate the performance.

Bi Fujian: Imitate who?

Shenyang: Miss Liu Huan.

Bi Fujian: Imitate that paragraph.

Shenyang: Me and you.

Zhao Benshan: Sing.

Bi Fujian: This is a song called Me and You. Sing!

Shenyang: You and I are heart to heart. ...

Zhao Benshan: Come on, that's beside the point. Let's serve.

Shenyang: I'll sing a duet. I'll sing a song by Dao Lang.

Zhao Benshan: You sing dung beetles.

Shenyang: Dao Lang is the singer's name, and Dao Lang is the singer's name.

Bi Fujian: There you go again.

Shenyang: I can also sing A Lang's songs on the Avenue of Stars.

Bi Fujian: What's your name?

Little Shenyang: My Chinese name is Little Shenyang.

Bi Fujian: And foreign names.

Small Shenyang: small Shenyang

Zhao Benshan: English name is Xiao ~ ~ Loss ~ ~ Sample.

Bi Fujian: Where are you from?

Shenyang: I'm from Lianhua Village.

Bi Fujian: Your son asked me to find Xiao Shenyang. That's him. He will go to Beijing with me on the Avenue of Stars tomorrow.

Zhao Benshan: You've stewed all the dishes. You don't give me face, but you also give her master face. Why not let his master see you? You can watch the news online, and the click rate is very high. The duck egg mentioned above is her.

Bi Fujian: Right away. Today's dinner is on me. My treat, duck egg. Tomorrow, you will go to the Avenue of Stars with your big brother. If you are in a group, you will not be short of money.

Mao Mao: Can I go, too?

Bi Fujian: Yes.

Mao Mao: Thank you, sir.

Shenyang: Thank you.

Zhao Benshan: The Avenue of Stars is a stage for the people. They all want it. Take me, too.

Bi Fujian: Your name is online, too.

Zhao Benshan: Did you check? By the way, a long-cherished secret, in fact, my master's surname is Bi.