(My mouth is full of bubble gum, my heart is full of Japanese flower girls) The tune of the big sedan chair, who knows what song this is? Prize contest

It is said that it is a rap adaptation of Nanjing dialect version of "Big Flower Sedan".

It seems to be called "Ah, interesting"

[00:00:00] Hello and welcome to the news broadcast. I'm your DJ, Little Kitty.

[00:03.57] (Harbin Sixth Pharmaceutical Factory will tell you the time. . . . . )

[00:08.58] (news broadcast music)

Hello and welcome to the news broadcast. I'm DJ Xiaomei Cat, your host.

Good evening, audience friends.

I will do a news broadcast tonight.

First broadcast the weather forecast,

[00:38.9 1] Money will be distributed throughout the city tomorrow.

Citizens had better take a bag when traveling.

You'd better put a knife in your bag.

Citizens wearing helmets should also wear helmets.

Put on the bulletproof vest!

The main content of today's news broadcast is,

Pig Bajie came to Xinjiekou.

Hey,

Didn't he go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures?

Oh,

That's his girlfriend!

Ah, the old pig talked about a person this year.

[0 1:00.76] It's better to talk to him than to be ugly.

According to our hungry reporter,

It turns out that his wife just broke up with him.

The old pig cried sadly.

Suddenly, the Monkey King came running to comfort him.

[01:11.80] Bajie hugged him desperately.

Speaking of monkeys, let's fall in love!

[0 1: 16.47] Wukong could do nothing at that time.

Trying to please him,

The old pig suddenly kissed him.

[0 1:22.47] the Monkey King tricked him into the sauce purple (like this)!

The next news is even funnier.

Bush came to the Yangtze River Bridge.

I have to take a picture with him.

[0 1:3 1.57] He also said that he worshipped me.

Honestly, I don't even want to hang him.

But there is nothing I can do about it.

[0 1:38. 10] He also said that he would treat me to salted duck in the evening.

[0 1:40.37] I said to him: Fuck you!

Bush said my quality was poor,

He also called 1 10 and called a group of policemen.

Many policemen came in a few minutes.

[0 1:49. 15] also brought a group of defense teams.

[0 1:5 1.27] Hey, the police in Shimonoseki wear helmets.

Once the trailer is towed away,

[0 1:55.77] queue up to pee by the river,

[0 1:58.02] If you pee, you pee on a helmet!

I didn't know the police car was going the wrong way.

I met Lao Zhao, a traffic policeman who said traffic.

Lao Zhao said that you still want to run when you see me.

I'll make you the headline today!

Let's listen to Murphy read the newspaper.

The fence of Hongshan Zoo fell down.

There was a tornado in Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum.

There was another tsunami in Xuanwu Lake Park.

[02:17.71]1912 Prepare to demolish and change the shampoo room.

Bar street opens to Banqiao,

[02:22.00] Another citizen named Aunt Tian twisted her waist.

Oh, shit! It's all disasters!

Here are some international news.

Koizumi went to Taiwan Province Province to visit the grave.

Who knows how to meet his old lover?

When I walked in, my mother looked like a dolphin!

A reporter working at home went to interview bin Laden.

[02:38.45] At that time, bin Laden was drinking chaos at home.

Bin Laden said I wouldn't be a terrorist.

I'm going to be Xiaomei's agent.

The more bin Laden talked about it, the more excited he became. He also told this reporter that he wanted to sing.

He told reporters loudly, you help me record the song and broadcast it live!

When you sing, you are singing. Look at your nose.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll sing you a song. Let's applaud and broadcast live!

[03:0 1.83] As soon as the sun comes out, I climb the telephone pole, climb the telephone pole and pull the wire.

The wire gave off one degree of electricity, which sent me into the palace of hell.

I handed Yan a cigarette and Yan sent me to the west.

Year after year, I finally came to this world!

My mouth is full of bubble gum and my mind is full of Japanese flower girls.

I chewed and thought.

I want to blow a big bubble at the end!

My mouth is full of bubble gum.

Japanese flower girl is in my mind.

I thought about that while chewing.

I finally thought of blowing a big bubble!

So much for today's news.

There will be advertisements in the next time.

[03:4 1. 13] Finally, talk about the weather forecast.

Tomorrow, the whole city will issue money.

It is best for citizens to take a bag with a knife in it when traveling.

Citizens with helmets should also wear bulletproof vests.

I don't know if that's true,,,