Classic quotes from celebrities: Quotations from Tiantian Xiangxiang host

Wang Han: The quality of life has something to do with your friends, as long as there is no shortage of people around you who tell the truth.

Wang Han: I am not afraid of death at all. Because when we actually have a little knowledge, you know that we have to face it. The reason why people are afraid of death is not that they are afraid of the word "death". What they are most afraid of is that they will never be able to see what they are seeing now. In the colorful world, we will no longer be able to experience the warmth and coldness of the world that we can experience now, and then we will no longer be able to live an indulgent life, and so on.

Wang Han: What I want is to live as I live and work as I work. At work, I sell you work. When I’m not working, I live my life with passion.

Wang Han: The tree branches drew lines of music on the car body, and the splashing mud dots formed a string of notes, composing moving songs one after another. (Describing Land Rover)

A host: "If you can only choose between beauty and wisdom, which one would you choose?

Li Xiang: Of course I choose wisdom! Wang Han, what do you choose? ?

Wang Han said: Of course I choose beauty, because I am already very smart.

Wang Han: Love is the grave of marriage, but it is better to die in the streets. .

Wang Han: French people love fashion so much that even French thieves buy that fashion magazine regularly. If he doesn’t read it often, he won’t steal money from it. You know where the pocket is.

Tian Yuan: Qian Feng’s son’s name is Qiangui, ktv.

Wang Han: Oudi’s son’s name is oh.

Wang Han: No matter whether it is a person or a tree, the more you want to bloom, the more you have to dig into the soil. Digging underground is painful and lonely, but only in this way can you accumulate nutrients.

Wang Han: Let the night pass. People are real, loneliness makes people miss, and real longing makes people moved. When I am moved, I know that I am not alone in the dark night.

Wang Han: What brand of car can reflect the personality and personality of a man. Taste. A man’s pursuit of cars is like a woman’s love for jewelry. It is an innate instinct.

Wang Han: If you are obsessed with this word, you will have a very hard time.

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Wang Han: But if you want to be admired, you have to do a lot of things. As you grow older, you will redistribute the proportion of ideals and reality in life. In the past, you would do what you love and love what you do. ; Now it becomes "doing what I can."

Wang Han: I don't agree with the saying that 'whoever laughs last is the winner'. It should be 'whoever laughs brighter when he can'.

Wang Han: What is the most beautiful thing in spring? They say clouds, flowers, and green leaves. In fact, the most beautiful thing is the wind in spring. If there is no wind, the clouds will not move, the leaves will not move, and there will be no water. There are ripples, and a good host should be like a spring breeze.

My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan. They say that I am a "jianghu person" and I often kill people (from Changsha) <. /p>

The night gave me black eyes, but I want to use them to wear Bausch and Lomb.

It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, love will be dead. Is there a burial place?

I have already thought about raising a son as a robber and a daughter as a princess.

According to my observation, all handsome men are. He said that he is not handsome, so I also feel that I am not handsome.

I am not familiar with Wu Bai, but his brother Erbai Wu is very familiar with me.

Ma: I said. Hey, Junjun, please be careful next time in class and don’t fart so loudly!

Wang: It’s just sa, you’re making us feel embarrassed, why don’t you bear with it.

Jun: What if I can’t help but list?

Ma: You can’t adjust it to vibration, you’re so stupid

Playboy: Spend time and effort.

What people fear most is not death, but regret.

When a person grows old, he must have four elders: wife, old friend, old nest, and old man.

Love is not like drinking beer, where there is a large table of people. Love should be like drinking coffee, where one person quietly tastes it in the corner.

Whether you are gradually prospering or about to wither, this moment is your life.

When you are alone, be kind to yourself; when you are two people, be kind to each other.

There are many things in the world that I find boring, so I don’t care about their occurrence and development. I understand that people always have to do something and something not to do.

The weather is given to you by God, it is the expression of God. To live in the embrace of God, you have to learn to appreciate God’s various expressions.

Wang Han: "Hey, Lele, Zhou Weixing or He Jingjing, who do you like?"

Yang Lele: "I like them both very much!"

Wang Han: "I prefer He Jingjing."

Yang Lele: "Why?"

Wang Han: "Because I like people with overlapping names.

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Yang Lele: “…”

Ma: Brother, when will you and Lele get married?

Wang: The sow from my grandma’s house

Ma: What does the fact that your grandma’s sow gave birth to 9 piglets have anything to do with your marriage to Lele?

Han: You. I am even more beautiful than in the advertisement, really even more beautiful!

(The advertising lady was very happy) said: Thank you!

Han: I am. I want you to say this...

Hanhan asked the little boy: How old did you start filming commercials?

Little boy: 4 years old. > Han: Should the money from the commercial be given to you or to your parents?

Little boy: To our whole family

Han: I started supporting the family at the age of 4...

: Brother Han, Qian Feng had a question when he was watching in the audience.

Qian Feng: Yes, I think the legendary Concubine Yang is fat. Why is this Concubine Yang like this? Are you thin?

Wang Han: Yang Guifei has just been released.

Everyone: Where did it come from?

Wang Han: Don’t you know there is a play called The Concubine? Released from prison?

Xiuyuan: ...The chief can marry eight young and beautiful wives even if he is too old to have any teeth.

Wang Han: - Help him find teeth all over the place. .

Daochang Li: Every time I eat, I chew 36 times. .

Wang Han: If I eat with a few of them (Ou Di, etc.), I will take one bite. After chewing the rice for 36 times, there is no food left!

Chief Li: Why do I feel that our team (Tiantian Brothers) is not very active?

Wang Han: That’s because You haven’t asked me yet

What about you?

Guest (Taoist): (I) Dao Hao Chang Hong

Wang Han: Changhong Color TV. This Dao Hao is good.

Wang Han: Sleep is a (worry) for many people every day. Counting sheep at night, one sheep, two sheep... I count hundreds of sheep - all the sheep have fallen asleep, but I haven't fallen asleep yet

Wang Han: There should be many girls like you Go ahead

Zhang Shuhan: Fortunately, there are fewer in recent years.

Wang Han: There has been a financial crisis in recent years.

Wang Han: We have it every day. Shang Shang often ranks second in the ratings of national variety shows... That’s because we don’t want to rank first

Wang Han: There are four mouths in the word "taste", so taste is always spoken by people. Just like Monet, he just paints, and critics who can really taste him speak to the world.

Half-hearted: make parents feel at ease, make lovers happy, make leaders worry-free, be kind to women, and be casual with men. !

At He Jiong's friend meeting, Wang said to He, you have a lot of iron wire coming in today, He Leng, iron wire? Wang is very patient and is a die-hard fan, also known as Tieshi. The audience laughed.

Oudi is bullying Qian Feng every day, and Wang Han just said Qian Feng~~~ He immediately said, don’t say it again, otherwise the audience will send another message saying that we bully Qian Feng!

Wang Han: "Pretty little boys will be selected by the teacher to practice dancing. I can only be selected to play basketball." Marco said: "That's not right. I was pretty good when I was a child. Why were you chosen to talk about cross talk? "Wang Han: "Maybe they want to revitalize the cross talk world!"

Boys write poems after breaking up with their girlfriends. So girls, if you want to become a poet, break up with your boyfriend!

A teenage girl, her heart is made of glass, you can see inside, and you can see outside, it is transparent;

A girl in her twenties , her heart is made of a wooden door. You can't see the outside from the inside, and you can't see the inside from the outside. However, the hot love can set this door on fire and burn it down, and you can go in directly;

For a person in her thirties, the door to her heart is made of iron bars, and fire cannot open it, but if you have the key, you can open it and get in.

But there are only one or two keys;

For a person in her forties, her heart is like a pure iron door with no lock or key, but she has a password. Only one person knows the password;

A person in her fifties, her heart is made of cement door, which cannot be burned, and has no password, no key, nothing, but only tenderness. Water and trickling streams can slowly seep in;

As for people in their sixties... No way!

Oudi: Brother Han, you can study so thoroughly, you must be the master thief of love...

Han: No, no, I am almost at the point of no way... ... Classic quotations from "Tian Tian Shang Shang"

1. There was a cake that was lost in the forest. Who encouraged him to get out of the forest?

Answer: Pig. Because of the chocolate cake.

2. Qian Feng: Why are penguins’ bellies white?

Everyone was at a loss

Qian Feng: Because penguins have short hands, they can only bathe from the front (demonstrating while talking, laughing)

3. There are five people. We were walking side by side on the street when a typhoon suddenly blew up and knocked down a billboard, but only three were killed. Why? Because what fell was a McDonald's ("m")

4. Qian Feng: Do you know the tiger's name?

Oudi: tiger

Qian Feng: Wrong! !

Everyone: What?

Qian Feng: Dandan!

Crowd:

Qian Feng: Because "the tiger is the elixir" (eyes on the tiger)

5. The joke is that astronauts use adult diapers, money Feng reacted quickly and said: "Adult diapers, give me a name." Wang Han and the others said coldly that they were not interested in knowing the answer, so they ignored him. However, Oudi couldn't help it anymore and said, "Brother, I'm sorry for you. I want to know Qian Feng's answer."

Qian Feng immediately stood up excitedly and proudly - Adult Diaper , Bao Qingtian, Bao——Master! !

6. There is a bird that has been shot several times. Why is it still flying?

Answer: Because it is strong.

7. It is still a bird. It has been shot several times. Why is it still flying?

Answer: Because it reflects slowly.

8. Of the 800 Spartans, why were there only 300 left in the end?

Answer: Because Wu Bai went to sing.

9. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

Answer: Not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of the unexpected.

10. There was a pig who was bored and ran away. As soon as he walked away to England, what did he become?

Answer: pig,

11. The number you dialed cannot be connected, why?

Answer: Because Ningbo (you dial) is far from Beijing.

12. There was a man climbing a rock. When he was almost climbing to the top of the mountain, there was a big bad wolf holding a burning candle and trying to burn the rope. The man said something, Big Bad Wolf He blew out the candle. What did he say?

Answer: Happy birthday!

13. Nash is very fast, why?

Answer: Because it is too late to say it, but it is fast then (Nash).

14. Among the numbers 1 to 10, which two are the brightest?

Answer: 1, 3. Because of the twinkling and shining.

15. If there is a car with a prince and a princess sitting on it, whose car belongs to them?

The answer: "if".

16. Among the 26 letters, which one is the coolest?

Answer: C. Because of Western (C) trousers

17. 26 letters, ET is gone, how many are left?

Answer: 21, because ET traveled by UFO.

18. Qian Feng said: There is a little rabbit that walks and jumps sometimes with its left foot and sometimes with its right foot. Why is this?

Answer: Because she likes it.

19. There was an eggplant. It sneezed three times while walking on the street. Then he said: Where are you taking your graduation photos again?

20. One day a man was fishing and caught a squid. The squid said: "Please let me go."

The man said: "Then I will test you. If you answer the question, I will let you go."

The squid said, "Okay, okay, you can take the test." But the man roasted it.

21. A match was walking on the road. It felt itchy, so it scratched its own hair, and then it caught fire.

22. Customer: "Why does the wine you sell have no alcohol flavor?"

The waiter took it and smelled it: "Ah, I'm so sorry, I forgot to mix it with wine for you.

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23. Koji: How much does a star weigh?

8 grams, because a star weighs 8 grams (Starbucks)

24. There is a bun, he When he was hungry, he ate himself.

25. A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When he was bored, he started to pluck out his own hair, one... two... three... When there was no one left, he suddenly shouted... It's so cold! ...

26. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid boy?" Dad said: "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid boy?" "(This one is quite cold...)

27. There was a polar bear and a penguin playing together. The penguin plucked out its fur one by one. After plucking it out, Say to the polar bear: “It’s so cold! "

After hearing this, the polar bear also pulled out the hairs on his body one by one, turned to the penguin and said: "It's really cold! ”

(It’s very cold...)

28. Once upon a time, there was a bird. He would pass by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day something happened to the cornfield. There was a fire,

All the corn turned into popcorn, and after the birds flew over... they thought it was snowing and died of cold...

29. Once upon a time, there were tomato beetles and Tomato B went shopping together

Then suddenly a truck rushed out

and ran over Tomato A

Tomato B pointed at Tomato A and laughed.

[Ha...ha...ha...ketchup——]

30. The little penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" ? "Yes, of course you are a penguin."

The little penguin asked his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong?" "

"But, but why do I feel so cold? "

31. Oudi's cold joke:

One day Xiaoqiang came home crying and said: "Mom, mom, my classmates at school said my head looks like a kite. "

Then my mother said: "How could it be? No way? Come and run with me. ” (laughing)

31. From Koji: There is a bird that takes one day to fly from the sun to the earth; it takes two days to fly from the earth to the sun.

< p> Why?

Because it takes two days to fly toward the sun with only one wing.

32. There is a man who looks like a sweet potato. I fell down while walking

There was a person who looked like an airplane, and he flew away while walking

There was a person who looked like chocolate, and he was struck by someone while walking. Eat

There is a person who looks like a lightbulb, and it lights up as he walks

There is a person named Xiaohua, who picks it up as he walks

There was a man named Coke, who was drunk while walking

There was a man named Xiao Cai, who was left out overnight and became sour——

There was a man who looked like an onion. , I cried while walking

33. Xiaohong asked: When stirring coffee, do you use your right hand or your left hand

Xiaomei said: Right hand

Xiao Hong said: Oh, you are so awesome, you are not afraid of being burned, just like me, I use a spoon.

34. In the first period of the college entrance examination star class, two girls took the Fudan Mathematics Department, but they both failed. Said that the dream is to make a movie

Wang Han: I'm sorry, the teachers at Fudan, but our children in Hunan are like this. They took the mathematics department, but their dream is to make a movie

Qian Feng: Now Isn't it a digital movie? (It's cold...)

35. Once a group of young scientists came, and a Beijinger said that he kept five poisons in his house, and spiders and other things would build webs next to his bed, and then Qian Feng said: "There is a good thing, there are no mosquitoes..."

A gust of cold wind blew by, Wang Han and Ou Di immediately stepped aside and said: Come on, let me interview you alone. < /p>

Qian Feng walked up to the little scientist and asked coldly: Are there mosquitoes in your house?

36. The little snake asked the big snake in a panic, "Brother, we have them." Not poisonous? "

The big snake said: "Why do you ask? "

The little snake said: "I accidentally bit my tongue just now. ”

37. A patient came to a psychiatrist.

Patient: I always felt that I was a bird.

Doctor: Oh, that’s cool Seriously, when did it start?

Patient: When I was a little bird.

38. A doctor at a mental hospital asked the patient: If I take you. What would you do if one of your ears was cut off?

The patient replied: Then I would not be able to hear.

The doctor heard: Yes, that’s normal.

The doctor asked again: What if I cut off your other ear? What would you do?

The patient replied: Then I won’t be able to see it.

The doctor became nervous: How could he not see it?

The patient answered: Because the glasses will fall off.

39. There are two neurotics. Escape from the hospital.

The two ran and ran. Climb up a tree.

One of the men jumped down from the tree.

Roll and roll.

Then he raised his head and said to the person above: Hey, why don’t you come down?

The person above answered him: No, I’m not familiar with it yet.

40. There is an old lady in the mental hospital.

Wear black clothes every day. Holding a black umbrella.

Squatting at the door of the mental hospital.

The doctor wanted to cure her. You have to start by getting to know her.

So the doctor also wore black clothes. Holding a black umbrella. Squat over there with her.

The two squatted in silence for a month.

The old lady finally spoke to the doctor:

Excuse me, are you a mushroom too?

41. There was a lunatic who got a gun from nowhere. He was walking in a small dark alley. Suddenly he met a young man. Without saying anything, he pushed him to the ground and pointed a gun at his head. Asked, how much does one plus one get? The young man was frightened and thought for a long time. The answer is equal to two. Psycho beat him to death without hesitation. Then he pulled Qiang in his arms and said coldly, you know too much...

42. A boy said that his nickname was Jolin, and everyone began to think about the reason.

Wang Han: Does it mean that the vegetables grow taller as soon as they are soaked in water, so he is called jolin?

Qian Feng: I know, it is because he is 1.90 meters tall, so he is called jolin.

Finished speaking It was like a cold wind blowing, and the boy kept nodding wildly (bro, you understand me——)

43. The child brought a fake banknote into the toy store and wanted to buy a toy airplane. The boy said: "Kid, your money is not real." The child replied: "Is your plane real?"

44. An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese in the jungle Adventure. As a result, they were all captured by the cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: "I'm in a good mood today and I won't eat you, but you all have to suffer a hundred blows, but before you get a blow, you can have a wish come true." The Americans were the first to suffer the blow. He said: "Before I hit the board, put a cushion on my butt." After putting it on, the boards fell like raindrops. At first, 70 boards were okay, but after 70 boards, the cushion was smashed, and then the boards were bloody... After the beating... , the United States walked away touching its butt. After seeing this, the Japanese asked for 10 mattresses. After 1, 2, 3...100 beatings, the Japanese stood up, patted their butts, and said it was fine; then they boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate, and wanted to sit back and watch the Chinese show. The Chinese slowly lay down and said leisurely: "Here, put the Japanese on my bed."

45. Son: "Dad, are you free on Friday afternoon?"

< p> Dad: "What's going on?"

Son: "The school is holding a mini-parents forum!"

Dad: "What is a mini-parents forum?"

Son: "Only the head teacher, you and I are participating!"

46. There was a person walking on the road, and suddenly his feet felt sore.

Looking down, he saw a lemon rotten at his feet. Wang Han's classic quotations from "Tian Tian Shang Shang"

1. My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan. They say that I am a "jianghu person".

2. The night gave me black eyes, but I want to use them to wear Bausch and Lomb. 3. Gods are responsible. They have to go to their boss, the Jade Emperor, to clock in and sign in every day.

4. It is said that marriage is the tomb of love, but if there is no marriage, wouldn’t love have no burial place?

5. I have already thought about it, life. If a son is raised as a robber, if a daughter is born, she will be raised as a princess. 6. According to my observation, handsome men often say that they are not handsome, so I also feel that I am not handsome. 7. I am not familiar with Wu Bai, but his younger brother Erbai Wu is very familiar with me.

8. Half-hearted: make parents feel at ease, make lovers happy, make leaders worry-free, be kind to women, and be casual with men.

9. Playboy: Spend time and effort. 10. What people fear most is not death, but regret. 11. When a person grows old, he must have four elders: wife, old friends, home, and bottom.

12. Love is not like drinking beer, where there is a large table of people. Love should be like drinking coffee, where one person quietly tastes it in the corner.

13. Whether you are gradually prospering or about to wither, this moment is your life.

14. When you are alone, be kind to yourself; when you are two people, be kind to each other.

15. There are many things in the world that I find boring, so I don’t care about their occurrence and development. I understand that people always have to do something and something not to do.

16. The weather is given to you by God, it is God’s expression. To live in the embrace of God, you have to learn to appreciate God’s various expressions. Funny Quotes from Tiantian Xiangshang

1. Living life is to move inch by inch. The so-called far-sightedness is too far away from me.

2. I feel that I am the real Wu Zongxian. My unlimited sect has no restrictions on any sect.

3. A table tennis ball can only bounce back when it hits the wall, but cannot bounce back when it hits a sponge. How can you make yourself stronger? That is to have the support of knowledge and make yourself a wall. No matter what kind of table tennis is hit, it can bounce back. You will give feedback to any guests who come. Such is the exchange and confrontation of languages.

4. When a person gets old, there should be four elders: wife, old friend, home, and bottom.

5. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince... it may be Tang Monk, and the one with wings may not be an angel... it may be a mosquito.

6. Regardless of people or trees, the more you want to flourish, the more you have to burrow into the soil. Drilling underground is painful and lonely, but only in this way can nutrients be accumulated.

7. What is the most beautiful thing about spring? They say clouds, flowers and green leaves. In fact, the most beautiful thing is the spring wind. If there is no wind, the clouds will not drift, the leaves will not move, and the lake will have no ripples. A good host should be like the spring breeze.

8. There are different masks in life, and there are stage masks on the stage.

9. My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan, so I am a Jianghu person.

10. The so-called celebrity hosts will be empty in a few decades, so don’t talk about celebrities at all, just be happy.

11. Real happiness comes and goes quickly. We can only hold on to it tightly, learn to lower the standard of happiness, and grasp the point of happiness at each stage. As long as you are happy, people around you will not have too many burdens, and everyone will be happy.

12. On the Tian Tian Xiang program, Minnesota cheerleaders asked Wang Han why China is called China. Wang Han replied: That’s because a long time ago, we believed that China was the center of the world, and we believe that China will definitely become the center of the world again in the near future!

13. There are two types of hosts that can be The first way to be successful is to treat the audience as God. God will be especially good to you and bless you. Another way is to regard yourself as the God of the audience. If you believe me, you will definitely be happy. I hope I can do the latter.

14. It is my blessing to be able to stand on this stage and bring joy to everyone, so I stand on this stage with a grateful heart every day and hope that I can spend every minute on the stage. It can bring everyone a little happiness. Because I think happiness in a person's life is the accumulation of happiness every day. If my daily program can bring you a short moment of happiness, I feel that I have participated in the happy life of every audience.

15. I am tall and low-key.

16. A single person is not as good as a group of people, and a group of people is not as good as Yang Lele.

17. I am the limit of mankind, and you are the bottom line of mankind.

18. If you focus on one thing, you will always open the door to success.

19. I have always had this feeling, just like seeing a tree on the roadside, a very big tree. What you see is its lush branches and leaves, and what you even see is It sways in the wind, but you can't see its deep roots. Maybe what everyone sees is me swaying in the wind and even making a fool of myself in entertainment programs, but in fact others cannot see my life.

20. The reason why I am what I am today is because many people help me. I hope that there will be many excellent hosts in the future and I can help them in their growth process, because it is happy to be helped by others. , helping others is also a joy, so whenever I have the opportunity, I hope that more people will have the opportunity to appear on the scene, but whether I can succeed depends on myself.

21. The difference between vulgarity and humor should be the difference between poisonous mushrooms and non-poisonous mushrooms. On the surface, they can make people laugh, but after eating poisonous mushrooms, they make people sick and are not poisonous. The mushrooms make people feel comfortable after eating them. One can withstand the aftertaste, and the other feels disgusting without any aftertaste.

22. I hope that men will only be playboys of one woman: spend time and attention on her.

23. Half-hearted: make parents feel at ease, make lovers happy, make leaders worry-free, be kind to women, and be casual with men.

24. Marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better to be buried in peace than to be buried in the streets.

25. After the word love is written in traditional Chinese, it means feeling with a heart in the middle, so I think love means feeling with the heart.

26. According to my observation, handsome men say that they are not handsome, so I also feel that I am not handsome.

27. Whether you are gradually prospering or about to wither, this moment is your life.

28. Don’t ask me again whether Lelejie and I are married. If you ask again, we will divorce.

29. If you don’t want to regret it, the only thing you can do is cherish it. When you are alone, be kind to yourself, and when you are two people, be kind to each other.