Humorous sentences in hot weather

Hou Yi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! !

Lying on the mat feels like an iron ox fillet.

When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

Girl, marry the headmaster who installs air conditioning in the dormitory!

Every child who goes to school in Beijing is an angel with broken wings in his last life ... sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter, flaming mountain in sunny days, and water curtain cave in rainy days. It will be the Monkey King in four years, and you won't die anywhere!

Two strangers came to Beijing, and then, and then they got acquainted.

The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket? ...

It's not a broken wing if it continues to be so hot. The wings have melted.

Mosquitoes don't bite, they only bite cold water pipes.

Regan Noodles, no cooking.

I can't buy raw eggs

You can wear the clothes after washing.

There is no need to ignite the car when it starts.

I've been thinking about kidnapping the principal, tying him to the bed in the school dormitory and giving him a small fan to see how long he can live. ...

Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.

I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath.

My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.

If I die of a fever in Beijing, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you very much. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

I need air conditioning in every cell.

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

Beijing will stage a realistic film with heavy taste: the whole city is hot to death.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

Everyone says it's hot today, but it's not obviously cold!

This girl, wearing cool clothes, looks really depressed. (this can only be considered as a little heat ... but it's interesting ...)

I am an infatuated seed, but the sun is too big, too hot, too crazy ... it was dried alive. ...

In this 17-year-old midsummer, when the red leaves and maple leaves. ......

When summer comes, a group of cicadas can't stand the heat, one is called B, the other is called T. ...