An interesting conversation about friendship.

1. A good friend wants to share everything with you, even if he just farted.

I really envy you, knowing me with outstanding talent at a young age.

Today, I made up with a friend. I really can't stand such people. He used my charging treasure to charge his charging treasure.

If life is hard in the future, you should rely on friends from famous universities to take care of it.

If one day you suddenly think of me, please pick up your mobile phone and dial my number. No matter how busy and idle I am, as long as you say "I invite you to dinner", I will appear in front of you rain or shine. -This is my lifelong commitment to my friends!

6. A good friend has a date and feels that all the pigs that have been raised for many years have been eaten. Tell interesting stories about friends.

7. What is a friend? Put 500 yuan on the table and you won't lose it. If you put a bag of melon seeds back, there will be a pile of skin left.

8. Just now, ten people hit my friend. I rushed over and solved half of it. Five hit me and five hit him.

9. I've been wanting to say three words to you these days, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even say it, but I have no choice. I still want to say: borrow some money!

Tell friends' jokes as well as friends' jokes.

10. If you think I've become a regular swearing at you from time to time, congratulations, we know each other very well.

1 1. Being friends with me has three advantages: being tall, thin and rich.

12. Brother, don't die. Hold on. There are bigger difficulties waiting for you. If you die, who will bear the difficulty?

13. We can't be born together, but we can harm people together.

14. Today, a brother came to me and said that his female ticket was missing. Seeing his anxiety, I asked him when you had a female ticket! I saw him bow his head shyly and say, it's the kind of female ticket that will not get angry if it is inflated occasionally.

15. Because you have my ugly photo in your hand, you should be friends with me for life.

16. There are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is tolerant of my mental illness, and the other is as crazy as me.

17. As long as I have a bite to eat, you won't be hungry. -To a friend

18. A friend is a liquor salesman. One day, the goddess he had been chasing for a long time said to him, "I have a boyfriend and am getting married soon." Leave me alone! " He hung his head and looked miserable. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he said excitedly, "You must use my wine when you get married!" "

Tell friends' jokes as well as friends' jokes.

19. Good friends are like this. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

20. I have always envied my friends. I have the best friend in the world. Don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade. I tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to be crazy in your life all my life.