What are the popular "bodies" on the Internet?

Zen master style: it is a popular style on social networking sites recently. This joke is interesting, but it is not necessarily easy to understand. It is sought after by the majority of academic youth and pseudo-academic youth. Anyone familiar with Buddhist stories knows that the old Zen master has been very busy in Weibo, giving life guidance to all kinds of young people. In the wave of "one word destroys the freshness", Zen master's reasoning has experienced countless meaningless challenges. This time, the old Zen master met a young man who loved science while guiding his life. Look at how the educated youth choked the old Zen master to death in one sentence!

Example 1: The young man asked the Zen master, "I work hard, but I have made no achievements in my career. What should I do? " The Zen master said, "90 degrees is very hot, but can such a water temperature make the water boil?" The young man said, "I grew up in Lhasa."

Ex. 2: The young man asked the Zen master that my friend died and I was very sad. The Zen master said, how can there be immortal things in the world? The young man said thoughtfully, "Schrodinger's cat."

The young man asked the Zen master, "Master, I love my girlfriend very much. She also has many advantages, but there are always a few shortcomings that I hate very much. Is there any way to change her? " The Zen master smiled and replied, "The method is simple, but if you want me to teach you, you need to go down the mountain and find me a piece of paper with only the front side and no back side." After a moment of meditation, the young man took out a Mobius ring.

Roaring: it is a popular style on the internet, which generally appears in reply or online chat conversations such as QQ and MSN. Roaring body has no fixed format or content, just words, words or sentences with many exclamation points! This kind of roaring body, which seems to have a strong emotional color, has attracted fans' pursuit.

Only once every two years! There are less than 30 students in a class! A rarer species than the panda in Sichuan, isn't it? Vietnamese only call their names the last word! Have you ever seen a man call his girlfriend "Building 2 40 1 Fang" downstairs in the dormitory? Bring the building number and room number to avoid a bunch of women with the same name. Have you seen them?

We are not stewardesses or pilots! Our major is called aircraft design! But don't ask me how the J-20 was designed! I don't know anything! Our university has been solving math problems for three years! Our math is more difficult than the math department! Physics is more difficult than physics department! And fluid mechanics, solid mechanics, piles of knowledge!

I am a liberal arts student! Did you go to the College of Liberal Arts? In fact, the photographer began to say that the egg white has developed! Silver nitrate and silver chloride! I see. I went to study chemistry. Do you? Latex particles and plate-making skills have nothing to do with me! Hold a stopwatch when developing the film!

Taobao style: it is a way of speaking, which was originally seen in the description of goods by Taobao sellers. Taobao became popular on the Internet because of its friendly and lovely way. 20 1 1 In July, Nanjing University of Science and Technology sent a "Taobao" admission message to the admitted students. On the morning of 20 11August1,a news about the "Taobao-style" recruitment in Weibo of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs was circulated on the Internet.

Nanjing University of Science and Technology "Taobao Style" accepted the short message "Dear, congratulations! You have been admitted to our school! Dear, report on September 2! The admission notice will be sent tomorrow! Honey, all five points! Give a compliment! "

Ordinary target: VANCL's advertising copy style, which is intended to ridicule the mainstream culture and highlight the brand personality image. But its unique technique has also attracted many netizens to watch. There have been a large number of posts spoofing ordinary items on the Internet, and the spokespersons have also been replaced by celebrities, such as Xiao Shenyang, Feng, etc. Its advertising words are extremely ridiculous and hilarious, and they are spoofed as "ordinary objects" by netizens.

"Love the Internet and love freedom; Love getting up late, love food stalls at night ... "These personalized labels have become the labels of many stars and even individuals through the imagination and processing of netizens. Take Degang Guo's most popular "mortal object" as an example. The text next to the big picture is changed to: "Love cross talk, love acting, love mansion, love show off in an ostentatious manner, love who ... I am Degang Guo", which is very funny and makes people laugh.

I love gossip and dare to tell you anything. If I like to shout' love' or' no love, no love, no love', please believe that sincere advertising creativity will always have a good reputation. I am not platinum or the zodiac, just an ordinary object. Usually every object starts with this.

Zhen Xuan Style: With the popularity of the TV series Empresses in the Palace, the lines in the drama are imitated by netizens because of their "antique" and the charm of ancient poetry, which is called Zhen Xuan style. Many viewers begin with "my palace" and like to use words like "excellent" and "true" when describing things. In an instant, "Zhen Xuan Style" swept the Internet.

Cake version: Gee, the cake you bought today is great. Thick cheese rich in mousse is best. I want to smoke more. Although I will lose my body, I will not be ungrateful. Tell people: the cake is delicious. I want to eat another piece.

Insomnia: I just realized that I had too much tea tonight and didn't want to fall asleep. If I do this for a long time, it will definitely damage my skin. If you drink a glass of milk before going to bed every day, you can sleep well, which is also excellent for the quality of sleep. It's good to have tea with friends, but I must give up so as not to repay my kindness. Tell people: I have insomnia.

Learning article: I just saw a math problem in refining, and the method is very strange. I think if you do this problem, it will definitely increase your familiarity with formulas, which is excellent for your mathematics. Tell people: I can't do this problem.

Official Document Edition: Privately, I think that the invoice was changed last year, so I can't say that I still use the old stamp, but this new stamp, and I know that there are not many newspapers. As a reminder today, please put a red stamp on the invoice on the white paper and give it to the tax collector for a background. Don't forget to put a red stamp on your own certificate. Otherwise, this invoice will not be easy to buy in the future.

Construction Edition: Selfishly think, how can the great rivers and mountains and Qinyang be empty? At this rate, how can I meet the owner? No one wants to be this supervisor now. Just now, the owner had a meeting, and I was speechless. I expected that the consequences of this matter would be very serious. However, I rushed to send a chicken feather letter to the palace, but it was also a mud cow into the sea. Gong Zongwang just replied, let me hold on for the time being, and then solve it when reinforcements arrive. Looking back on my years in Zhuo, it ended like this, and the days of working are really getting more and more sad. I just heard that the owner, Mr. Hou, sent another express delivery to Beijing. How can I cover up these nine flavors of fire? If this happens for a long time, how can my mood be stable? Tell people: there is no one on my project, and the owner is angry and can't hold back.

Looking for a job: I went to your company for an interview yesterday. The environment is very pleasant. I think it would be great if I could work here. But I waited all day before I realized it was time for the news. However, there is no movement on my mobile phone. I want to come here. Must have been wordlessly rejected. But if there is news a day later, it will not be the gospel. Dialogue with people: Am I eliminated? !

I don't want to go to work: I feel weak today. I'm afraid last night's nightmare disturbed my mind. Plus, after the May Day holiday, I played real CS, so I didn't want to get more and more tired, and I couldn't recover after two days of continuous rest. I misread the time this morning and realized it was really a spring sleep. If only I could sleep in a cage! Spring sleep is rare, how can we live up to it? Tell people: I really don't want to go to work today!

I bought a bag: I just saw a leather schoolbag on Taobao. It looks very beautiful in color. I think it would be great if I gave it to you to set your skin color ... talk to people: mom, I bought a bag.

I'm going out to play: Look, Ernian, the weather outside is wonderful today. My son wants to go out for a walk, which can not only make him happy, but also see how Beijingers live and complete his career as king as soon as possible. I wonder what my mother thinks. Talk to someone: Mom, I want to go out to play.

Yin Zhi style: refers to the title of an article that attracts readers with sensational titles. The name comes from a bosom friend. Hu Xunbi, one of the founders of Yin Zhi, took the lead in putting forward the concept of "beauty of human feelings and humanity" in China periodical industry, adhered to the quality standard of "wonderful period and readable articles", and created a Yin Zhi-style title.

Lifestyle: A weekly magazine in Hong Kong once reported that "Tony Leung Chiu Wai would fly to London first class as long as he was in the mood, feed pigeons in the park all afternoon, but fly back to Hong Kong that night. 201February 16, Tony Leung Chiu Wai responded to "life style", saying that he would not go to London or new york when he was bored, and admitted that he did things from his heart.

2012 65438+1October 3 1, the netizen "big head ppb" sent a Weibo. "It is reported that Tony Leung Chiu Wai is sometimes idle and bored, and will temporarily go to the airport at noon, take any flight that can be taken, such as flying to London, squatting alone in the square to feed pigeons all afternoon, without saying a word, and then fly back to Hong Kong that night, as if nothing had happened. This Weibo quickly attracted netizens to watch. Some netizens envied Tony Leung Chiu Wai for "knowing life", others began to calculate the feasibility of Tony Leung Chiu Wai going back and forth to London in one day, and some netizens simply initiated "lifestyle" sentences. The style known as "life body" has exploded into a red network.

All walks of life have a version of "fate". Some netizens in Weibo launched a "life style", the model of which is "_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _", which has attracted more than 200,000 posts, and many industries have their own versions of "life" Weibo.

Pear Style: The homonyms "pear style" and "pear style" come from the homonym of poetess Zhao Lihua. Because some of her works are different in form, they are controversial and are dubbed "saliva poems" by some netizens.

Since August, 2006, the "Zhao Lihua's Poetry Incident" has appeared on the Internet. Netizens imitated a large number of spoken poems with mocking attitude, and even Zhao Lihua, a busybody, wrote a group of impromptu poems on the Internet many years ago. Now these poems have been posted on major online forums, forming a trend. On the one hand, it is wanton criticism and ridicule; On the other hand, imitating her poems has become a fashion, and even formed a "poetic school" called "pear style". Zhao Lihua was interviewed by a reporter for this purpose. She claimed that her poem was seriously distorted and denied that Who Moved My Flower Panties was her own work.

Qiong Yao style: also known as grandma style, it originated from the articles of the famous romantic novelist Qiong Yao and the dialogues in Qiong Yao's plays. Qiong Yao claimed that the proudest part of her play was the dialogue in Qiong Yao style.

Netizens summed up the characteristics of Qiong Yao's style as follows: the language of Qiong Yao's style is absolutely simple and complicated, and it is better without lack. Those who can turn three times will never turn only two and a half times, those who can use complex sentence structure will never use single sentence structure, those who can use rhetorical questions will never use declarative sentences, those who can use compound sentence will never use single sentences, and those who can cry and shout will never say yes.

Man: Yes, you are heartless and cruel! Woman: Then you are not heartless! ? Not cruel! ? Not unreasonable! ? Man: I'm heartless! ? Where is cruelty! ? What's unreasonable! ? Woman: Where are you heartless? ? Where is not cruel! ? Where is not unreasonable! ? Man: No matter how heartless, cruel and unreasonable I am, I am no more heartless, cruel and unreasonable than you! Woman: I will be more ruthless than you! ? More cruel than you! ? More unreasonable than you! ? You are the most ruthless, cruel and unreasonable person I have ever met! Man: Hum, I am definitely not as heartless, cruel and unreasonable as you! Woman: Well, since you said I was heartless and unreasonable, I'll show you heartless and unreasonable! Man: Look, they say you are heartless, cruel and unreasonable. Now you are completely heartless and unreasonable!

Anny Baby Style: refers to the spoof of online writer Anny Baby's writing sentence patterns by netizens. The main feature is a style characterized by pretentious and calm petty bourgeoisie sentiment, repeated themes and words, frequent use of periods, and superficial and redundant emotions (affectation).

Petty bourgeoisie sentence pattern is actually not difficult, and its characteristics are as follows: refuse long sentences, never use two or three sentences if you can finish ten sentences in one sentence; Use less commas and periods to convey a cold and short breath; At least one prose poem should appear in the text; Classic words are the highlights. In your pen, the words become flowing and full of sadness.

Sentence: "I don't know what to eat tonight. Can you give me advice in the style of Anne Baby? " Tianya netizen's "rabbit hat" post attracted many "soy sauce bibimbap" and "braised pig's feet" ...

TVB style: refers to a large number of classic lines in TVB TV series to "spit" or seek "comfort". This new network style is praised for its plain language but "very healing", and it has become a new way of "spitting" and has become popular on the Internet, which has been sought after by netizens.

Hugging: In the variety show "Are College Students Coming" in Taiwan Province Province, a female netizen named misslin introduced what fashion is to college students with exaggerated but different smoky makeup, artificial English mixed with Chinese and English, and charming gestures. The mantra is "hug".

Smurfs: After the box office success of the movie Smurfs, the "Smurfs" induced by the ending song "Song of the Smurfs" began to explode on the Internet, and the overwhelming version poured out the sadness of all walks of life, commonly known as "selling cute and drying bitter bodies".

There are a group of small white-collar workers on the other side of the mountain and the sea. They are smart in their bad karma. They worked overtime until dawn. They worked hard day and night to finish the report. They expect a salary increase year after year. Oh, the little white-collar workers who are unhappy with retribution, oh, the little white-collar workers who are unhappy with retribution, they beat the boss with their brains, but they still can't afford to buy a house when they are old.