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News Network Nanjing Dialect (Funny) - Listening

Singer: Internet Songs

Album: "2009 Internet Songs [2]"

Xinwen Lianbo Nanjing dialect (funny) lyrics:

[00:00.00] If you support Tingyin Pavilion, I will recommend the website address to your 3 friends on QQ. Good evening, audience friends, tonight’s audience Good evening, friends. I will be on the news network tonight. First of all, the weather forecast will be broadcast. Money will be distributed across the city tomorrow. Citizens should bring a bag with them when traveling. It is best to put a knife in the bag. Citizens who have helmets should also wear helmets. Wear it, and wear a body armor too!

The main content of today’s news broadcast is that Zhu Bajie came to Xinjiekou. Hey, didn’t he go to the West to seek Buddhist scriptures? Oh, it turns out he was looking for his girlfriend! Ah, Lao Zhu has someone to date this year. Whoever is dating him can be regarded as ugly. Our hungry reporter learned that his wife just broke up with him. Old Zhu cried sadly, and suddenly Sun Wukong ran over to comfort him. Bajie hugged him desperately and said, Brother Monkey, let’s fall in love! At that time, Wukong had no choice but to try his best to please him. Lao Zhu suddenly kissed him, and Sun Wukong tricked him into making Jiang Zi (like this)! The next piece of news was even more hilarious. Bush came to the Yangtze River Bridge and insisted on taking a photo with me. He also said he admired my Yibi Diaocao. To be honest, I didn’t even want to hang him, but I had no choice but to do anything to him. He also said that he would treat me to salted duck in the evening. I said to him: I’m going to fuck him! Bush said that my quality was poor, and he called 110 and called for a bunch of police. Within a few minutes, a lot of police came, including a joint defense team. Hey, the police in Xiaguan wear steel helmets, and they tow a truck every time. They line up to the riverside to pee, and every time they urinate, they pee in their helmets! Unexpectedly, the police car went the wrong way and met the traffic policeman Lao Zhao. Lao Zhao said: If you still want to run after meeting me, you will be on the top of the news today! Let's listen to Meng Fei reading the newspaper. The wall of Hongshan Zoo collapsed, a tornado blew up at Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum, and a tsunami hit Xuanwu Lake Park. In 1912, they were planning to demolish and build a shampoo room. A bar street opened to Erbanqiao, and there was a citizen named Sweet Auntie who twisted her waist, oh shit! It’s all a disaster!

The following is some international news. Koizumi went to Taiwan to visit his grave, but unexpectedly he met his old lover. When he walked in, he saw, Oh my god, he looks like a dolphin! The reporter who served me at home went to interview Ben Laden. At that time, Ben Ladeeng was drinking Chaos at home. Ben Ladeeng said that I am not going to be a terrorist, but I am going to be Little Meimao's manager.

The more Ladeng talked, the more excited he became. He even told our reporter that he wanted to sing, and loudly said to the reporter, "Help me record a live broadcast!" If you sing, just sing. Look at your nose, okay, okay, okay, okay. Let me sing you a song, everyone applauds, live broadcast! When the sun came out, I climbed the electric pole. When I climbed the electric pole, I pulled the wire. I put the wire on for a moment and electrocuted me into the Hall of the King of Hell. I handed the King of Hell a cigarette, and the King of Hell sent me to the west. After a while, Year after year, I finally came to the human world again! What I was chewing was a big bubble gum, and what I was thinking about was the Japanese flower girl. I chewed it while thinking about that, and finally I blew a big bubble! What I was chewing was a big bubble gum, and what I was thinking about was the Japanese flower girl. I chewed it while thinking about that, and finally I blew a big bubble! That’s all the news content today. There will be advertisements in the following time. Finally, let’s talk about the weather forecast. There will be banknotes in the city tomorrow. Citizens should bring a bag when traveling, and it is best to put a knife in the bag. Citizens must also wear helmets and body armor! Let me do it. First of all, the weather forecast will be broadcast. There will be banknotes in the city tomorrow. Citizens should bring a bag with them when traveling. It is best to put a knife in the bag. Citizens who have helmets should also wear them, as well as bulletproof vests. Get dressed! [09:88.06]