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2. Format yourself just to delete you.

I have always been brave enough to admit my mistakes and will never change.

Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

5. The sky is gray and wild. You eat grass and I eat sugar.

6, rival in love fell into the water, we can only pee.

7. When you take the paper, buy a lighter.

8. What stars do you see? It's all gum.

9. You should be fat with a clear conscience. Being thin is someone else's business.

10, we agreed to go to Whitehead together, but you secretly roasted oil!

1 1, there must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

12, I don't wash my hair when I have long hair up to my waist. It stinks.

13, Tanabata, do you have any good boyfriends to recommend?

14, how dare I not believe you?

15. If you want the so-called good, please put down the so-called face.

16, I wanted to get up early, but the bed didn't agree.

17, Valentine's Day, Di Renjie of the enemy.

18, I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.

19, class time is like a Fu Nan battery, with one class longer than six.

20. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

2 1, if you have money, wear perfume; if you have no money, wear toilet water.

22. Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.

23. It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

24. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

25. God closes a door for you, and then goes to wash and sleep.

Don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

27. Be a carefree eater and an idle eater.

28. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

29. When I hope to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.

30. Finding a boyfriend is not very demanding. Don't talk to girls.

3 1, you still have to dream, or you will tell people one day if you drink too much.

You are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

33. Don't ask me what is the standard of being handsome, ok? Look at me and you will know!

If you can appreciate my strangeness, you will be as lovely as me.

35. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

36. At first glance, you are not so good. Might as well take a closer look.

37. Men always look at other people's daughters-in-law, but they can't see the goodness of their own women.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance.

39. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

40. I found what I said very valuable when I paid the phone bill.

4 1, summer vacation jun, you see how much my dad likes you and counts down for you every day.

42. Idolization. If you can't get him, you might as well chase me. I can get him in a few seconds.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

44. You know that urban routines are deep, but you don't know that rural roads are slippery and people's hearts are more complicated.

45. If you can't get rich overnight, I can accept two nights, or half a month.

46. Mom said that you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.

47. I connected all my memories into a movie, and a tragedy happened.

48. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

49. Nowadays, advertisements are really girly. My mother can become my sister if she drinks Yili.

50. Youth will soon pass. No music, movies and lovers are preservatives.

5 1, in fact, looks are not important. The most important thing in love is feeling. I have no feeling for ugliness.

52. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how difficult it is to take risks, you should also regard yourself as a two-faced person.

53. You always stop and go on the emotional road. Are you clumsy?

54. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

55. There is no one named Xiaoming in the high school textbook, so I knew that fool couldn't pass the exam.

In fact, I am handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.

57. It's no use coaxing me when I don't want to talk to you. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.

58. Eating food is like a train. To sum up: shopping, shopping, shopping.

59. If you study, you will study. Why do you want to take the exam? How can there be no trust between people?

60. Old Moon! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!

6 1, god, can you save the rain that will rain these days and return it to me during military training!

There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

63. Let's break up. In fact, I never told you that I copied the love letter from the next-door class Xiaohong.

64. I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect it to be too cold and my nose was running with laughter.

65. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair style and figure have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a matter of face.

66. I have a heart disease: I dare not ask for leave, because I am afraid that once I ask for leave, it will make no difference whether the company knows me or not.

67. I used to love you as a joke, but now you love me as a fart.

68. You have two choices: one is to get out at once, and the other is to get out at once. Of course, you can also choose to get out immediately.

69. After Liu Hai has been around for a long time, suddenly meeting the street will be particularly insecure, and I always feel that others are watching me.

70. Now the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.

7 1, I met my old classmate in the street today, but I didn't expect him to be so poor that he only put a dollar in my bowl.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

73. I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will open them for you halfway.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, one garlic a day can drive everyone away.

75. Only single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but the single pig will not. A single pig can drink two cups by himself

76. I dreamed that my partner died last night, and I cried very mulberry heart. When I woke up, I found that there was no object, and I cried even more mulberry heart.

77. It's almost Tanabata, and you're starting to go crazy. Listen to me, brothers. It's not bad that you have been alone for so many years.

78. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when a parent-teacher conference is held, your mother-in-law is in front of you, but you can only call your aunt.

79. Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. Everyone knows that they all go to the countryside to make fertilizer.

80. When Dayu didn't enter the house for three times, his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed those years, and love missed those years.

8 1, there is a regular state every day after the festival. In the morning, I didn't wake up, in the afternoon, I couldn't wake up, and in the evening, I played chicken blood.

82. I called the cleaner to clean the house, and my aunt had to wear shoe covers when she came in. I quickly said: no, no, just step in! Aunt cleaning: No, I'm afraid I'll get my shoes dirty.

83. I am really lucky. I am grateful to know these sincere friends for many years. My attitude towards me has never changed. For example, I didn't receive the Mid-Autumn Festival gift last year. I still don't have a Mid-Autumn Festival gift this year.

84. I sincerely advise you not to eat genetically modified food. My child's paternity test gene does not match mine, because the child has changed his gene by eating genetically modified food. This is what my wife told me!