Funny jokes, short sentences and humorous jokes

1, school is really boring, but I still won't go.

You don't have to pretend to be my brother. My brother is crazy, too.

3. Be a temperamental boy and taste the bitch.

4, mess with me again, I spit on your face!

Let me know what hell is like.

6, driving is not difficult, I am afraid of new people!

7. I treat you like a person, but you are like a dog.

8. What is more terrible than ghosts and gods is the human heart.

9. Autumn trousers last forever, and one will last forever.

10, love at first sight, then decline, three points exhausted.

1 1, lying drunk on the beauty's knee, waking up and killing to the right.

12, an apology is not enough to be forgiven.

13, you are a playboy and lewd, just right for me.

14, you catch people and people eat you!

15, you can be proud, but you have to give face.

16, change of heart is instinct, loyalty is choice.

17, women are nothing, brothers are king.

18, I also want to puppy love, but it's too late.

19, I want to show that I want to abuse the school!

20. Play tricks, you are no match for my palace!

2 1. You are either disabled or semi-disabled.

22. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.

23. One minute of anger loses 60 seconds of happiness.

24, cold and hot, if you leave your TM, please roll!

25, come on, drag it out, jj slice and fry the green pepper!

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

27, don't talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurting money!

28, you are not me, you are not qualified to speak for me.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

30, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.

3 1, don't talk to me about ideals, okay? I quit!

32. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

33. Born with rain, not a genius!

34. I haven't copied it, but I didn't say I won't.

It took me a long time to float from there.

36, rival in love fell into the water, we can only pee.

37. I never swear or swear.

38. Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.

I finally know how great Tian Liang is.

40, knowing it's fun, I have to play with you.

4 1, you are too cold to freeze my heart.

42, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

43. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.

44, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

45. How can you protect yourself if you don't be a woman?

46. What you didn't give me, is she in on it?

47. No high marks, no money, just 60 years.

48. Don't talk about pulling rice when eating shit.

49, life since ancient times, no shit to see you use paper instead of paper.

50. Give it back to me in my life and read it backwards. Dare you?

5 1, he said. Narcissists generally don't get angry easily.

You walk so fast that I can't even keep up with the rolling and crawling.

The more mature you are, the more like an orphan in this world.

54. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

55. Don't always fool me. It's not easy for me to be serious once.

56. Walking with time is unforgettable.

I just want to be around you, even if I don't talk.

58. Put away the envy of others and work hard on your own.

59. Smart people don't lie. Come and see me when you are free.

60. In the end, if you don't look back, I won't stay.

6 1, stay away from me, I have no date, I have a husband.

62. No matter how good the relationship is, don't break a person's taboo.

63. Why doesn't the country use your face as a bulletproof vest!

64, a small watch with a big gold chain, three small barbecues a day.

I'll give you a pair of scissors when your hair grows to your waist.

66. I regard you as the only one. Please don't treat me like one.

67. I'll make a long story short: it's a long story.

68. Mental patients have a wide range of ideas, and mentally retarded children are much happier.

69, just enough to make a circle, is a pair.

70. I can't tell you what your strengths are. I just want to watch you take a shower.