Yun-peng Yue's Classic Quotations

2. Woman: You are a good man, Xiaoping Clay: If I am really good, why don't you?

As a typical failure, you really succeeded!

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

5, don't ignore me, you ignore me, then I will become a dog!

Relax, I'm not a good person.

7. If you can't reach it, try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

8. Smiling at you is purely polite.

9. Call me if you need anything, and call me if you have nothing.

10, what are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

You said 1 1 ... Do you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.

12, the weather is good today, windy and rainy.

13, going to a restaurant with my girlfriend. I want to eat crayfish. She wants to eat lobster. I was angry at that time and shouted in front of everyone: what's wrong! What's wrong with Xiao? Too small to satisfy you!

Smoking is harmful, but it is good for health.

15, Yun-peng Yue: five or six days! Yue: It's been almost a week! Yue: Just three days! Yue: That was May 6th! Yue: I hate this word! Wait for five or six days!

16, Yun-peng Yue: I am angry (to the audience). Come on up! Audience: Come down! Yue: Forget it. .

17, can die, you know!

18, Mr. Sun has money, but he can't drive. Buy a bus card! It's still a student card, which is equivalent to 600 thousand. I can paint you to death, baby!

19, I said, old man, I have something to say, and I don't know if it's appropriate.

20. Forgot =. =

2 1. Later, I got rich and bought a house, a car and a car.

22. The sky is too long for the rain and the wind, and the mainland is too long for the sky.

23. If you can die, you will be tired of being wicked and shameless.

26. Teacher Yu's three hobbies: smoking, drinking and perming. That cigarette, without a bite, is well grasped by the feeling of dying. As the saying goes, that's how death comes.

27. Teacher Yu smokes and her liver is broken. He is in hospital and still smoking. The nurse came in to remind him: "Little darling!" Look at the teacher again, with a wretched expression on her face: "little baby ~"

28. I have to turn up the microphone because the scene in front is my master.

30. His father bought a black and white TV. He doesn't watch it in winter, but in summer. In summer, he turned on the TV and sat on the sofa watching snowflakes. It's so cool ~ ~ ~

3 1, I said, old man, I have something to say, and I don't know when. I've seen others play black boy, and I've seen you play black boy. I don't know what to say, but I said, ah, ah, ah, ah, you deserve this three-stringed string!

32. Song of the Five Rings

Ah-Wuhuan, you have one more ring than Sihuan.

Ah-five rings, you are one less ring than six rings.

Finally, one day, you will repair to the seventh ring road.

What if you get to the seventh ring road? You have two more rings than the fifth ring.

33. God, that's amazing. I can't take it anymore.