qq funny curse words

1. You are the abandoned baby of Mount Everest and the murderer of clogged septic tanks.

2. For you, I really can’t think of any language to communicate with you as a different human being! Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In other people's eyes, it's stupid for me to be arguing with a pig.

3. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

4. You are the descendant of an African and a black pig, a chimpanzee with an imbalance of yin and yang.

5. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

6. Huh? What are you wearing? What did you rub on your face? This looks completely unattractive! You probably have 1/8 Martian blood in you. Alas, growing up is not easy!

7. I am a little bird and I can’t fly high, because the cage is only that high!

8. The festival is coming soon, and I would like to give you a couplet: First couplet: The tree does not need bark, it will surely die. Second couplet: People are shameless, and they are invincible in the world.

9. The scourge that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots, and the descendants of our ancestors who are humiliated by it.

10. The person wearing underwear may not be Superman, it may be LadyGaGa.

11. The spittle sprayed out is more deadly than sars.

12. As long as you work hard, you should also poop seriously.

13. Let me give you a piece of advice, don’t stay on the earth for too long, the earth does not belong to you, it is very dangerous, go home quickly! If you can take the initiative to let scientists study it, you will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of extraterrestrial life!

14. Angry youth and patriotism are only one step away, and there is no step away from SB.

15. If I want to give birth to a child, I must ask you to teach him, and also teach him history. One look at your face, and I will remember all the five thousand years of China.

16. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

17. Even a flower is more than 10 times more beautiful than you.

18. I don’t know much about music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

19. The reason why people live a tired life is because they can’t let go of their airs, lose their face, and can’t resolve their complexes.

20. You need to reinvent the wheel.

21. When the mice see you, they will run away with tears in their eyes!

22. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

23. Who has been taking care of you all these years? I admire his courage.

24. Drinking beer can cure hunchback. If you don’t believe it, look at it, none of the people with beer bellies have hunchbacks.

25. If you pretend to be cool, humans will have to use asexual reproduction.

26. One monk has to carry water to drink, and two monks have to carry water to drink. This classic story is unforgettable and deeply imprinted in my heart. But now, there is also a temple in the mountain, and there is also an old Taoist in the temple, but the old Taoist is holding a mobile phone and giggling.

27. I have never done anything good in my life to get to know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

28. In high school, love was a luxury that only a few people could afford. In college, love is an everyday commodity, not too shabby.

29. You like to nudge people with your belly, which proves that you are very smart.

30. What is sadness? The sad thing is that I went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables with my hard-earned salary increase, only to find that the price of vegetables has increased by 60%!

31. Don’t talk to me about life, you are not a person in life.

32. If you were a flower, the cows would not dare to poop.

33. Starting tomorrow, the city will decide to get rid of all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city! Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don't tell anyone that I informed you. Remember! No need to say thank you!

34. The teacher commented that I am a student who cannot even concentrate on sadness.

35. As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break.

36. The world is as big as the one you lack.

37. I swore that I would cut off my hands if I went online again, but I found out that I was the Thousand-Armed Guanyin.

38. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!

39. Smiled and said: "Bajie, Master calls you."

40. I miss your features, and I think of them vaguely. --Suddenly I felt that most of my longings were like this, getting weaker and weaker.

41. Words are spoken by people, and farts are also made by people. They are just breaths.

42. Were you thrown up three times and only caught twice when you were born?

43. Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not right.

44. Tell me, grandpa, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, if you don’t practice swordsmanship, practicing is despicable! If you don’t practice with the gold sword, practice with the silver sword! If I give you a sword god, you shouldn’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you won’t be a swordsman. Really, why bother?

45. The saliva you spit is more deadly than sars.

46. Stand on the shore of time and think about your past.

47. The true meaning of an iron rice bowl is not to always have food to eat in one place, but to have food to eat wherever you go throughout your life.

48. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

49. Facing the sea, spring flowers are blooming. Unfortunately, this is just my screensaver status.

50. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

51. If you don’t hit the south wall, don’t look back. If you hit the south wall, you will be pushed away by everyone.

52. Although I don’t know what the textbook is talking about, it feels so awesome.

53. When you want to lose something, please think about it and never lose face. ——Trash can prompt.

54. When I see your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when making you.

55. I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

56. If you know you are ugly and still dare to go out for a walk, if you are not embarrassed, your parents will be embarrassed for you. If your parents are not embarrassed, I will be embarrassed for your parents.

57. If you are handsome, humans will have to use asexual reproduction.

58. Only fakes are real, everything else is fake!

59. You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom.

60. When your mother gave birth to you, did she throw away the placenta and raise it?

61. You look very patriotic, very dedicated, and very courageous!

62. The weather forecast lasted for more than ten minutes, and the Japanese just said, "It will rain all over the country."

63. If I throw you into the toilet now, the toilet will vomit, and if I throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode itself!

64. People who take themselves too seriously are often very good at pretending.

65. You look like most people’s first-generation ID cards.

66. Not even the amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched.

67. God will definitely forgive me, because that is his profession.

68. The grenade will explode when it sees you.

69. You have to be grateful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills are fake, otherwise you wouldn’t have grown so big.

70. All the famous places you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will become history.

71. The tongue lasts longer than teeth, and software lasts longer than hardware.

72. Meng Jiangnu cried and poured down the Great Wall, and White Snake flooded Jinshan PowerWord.

73. You look really postmodern.

74. When a man has no money, a woman wants a divorce; when a man has money, he wants a divorce! If you want a divorce anyway, it’s better not to get married!

75. Men, remember, you must use both stick and gold dollars in diplomacy when dealing with women.

76. I asked Fahai: What is fate? Fahai said: Just wait, I will accept you sooner or later.

77. You are slowing down the Internet speed and consuming too much memory.

78. You have eyes that look down on others. It is said that dog eyes look down on others.

79. If there is a path in the mountain of books, it is a sign of respect to work first, and to learn from the endless eight treasures to make porridge.

80. Time is equal to money. After all, I lose money every day. Time is expensive these days and wages are too low.

81. I was born in the year of cucumber, so I don’t want to be photographed! Those born in the zodiac of walnut the day after tomorrow need a beating! Those who live their whole lives as bad motorcycles deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed!

82. When I loved you, you hit me and scolded me, but I endured it. If I don’t love you anymore, try touching me again.

83. You waste air when you are alive, waste land when you are dead, and waste RMB at home.

84. MMD, I have never seen anything so long and of archaeological value.

85. It’s so thrilling... so creative.

86. If a tree has no bark, it will surely die. If a man has no shame, he will be invincible.

87. During the 1980s, an educated youth was sent to the countryside and found a donkey eating wheat. However, he knew neither the donkey nor the wheat. He shouted in desperation: "Here comes someone!" Animals eat plants!

88. I never make typos, but I always make mistakes.