Humorous and funny swearing sentences, please, hurry!

2. Who is sitting in the village today? Don't even clean the blackboard!

I have a green dragon and a white tiger, and I have a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my waist.

There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?

The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe!

7. Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

8. Hey, say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn't.

10. Relax, I'm not a good person. ...

1 1. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to the grass boat and borrow an arrow!

13. Don't tell me to bring it on-I'm in love for two generations!

14. You ignored me, so I'm a dog?

16. Can't you reach it? Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot. ...

17. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

19. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!

2 1. What's the use of handsome? Probably eaten by a pawn.

22. Can you say stealing about a scholar?

23. Damn it, don't ask single men such questions!

24. Confucius once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

25. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

26. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.

27. As a typical loser, you are really successful.

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36. I not only have a car, but also my own!

38. See if there is anything left.

39. Is this blind man blind?

4 1. Give it to me, and you don't have to worry, there is nothing wrong!

42. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red.

45. Mirrors always reflect light!

47. I was really blind at first. ...

/kloc-class 0/8 has to practice sword if you don't practice martial arts, forget it. If you are the sword god, blade master, you have to be the knight errant. If you don't use Jin Jian and bronze sword, you have to use silver sword …

It's not your fault that you are ugly. It's your fault to come out and scare people.

Why do you look so sorry?

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

I'm not a straw boat. Don't send your bitch to me.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

I really regret that I didn't pat you in the toilet and wash you away with water!