Funny copywriting suitable for Tik Tok

1, tell me if you like it. If you were not rejected, you really thought you were a pure and beautiful little fairy.

Don't envy that we didn't have homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

3. Eating food is like a train. To sum up: shopping, shopping, shopping.

Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is the fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!

6, sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can be earth-shattering

7. One day Altman went to class and the teacher asked questions. As soon as Altman raised his hand, the teacher hung up.

8. The saddest thing in the world is lack of sleep, especially when you have a cold.

9. Young people should not lose confidence because of a math subject. You're not the only one who can't do it.

10, I'm so nervous to meet the other parents today. After all, I hit his son first.

1 1. Actually, I am handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.

12, I am a principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

13. No one is perfect. Long-term lovers accept defects and learn to cherish each other.

14, I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I learned that only people I like are good-looking.

15, if I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my compulsion?

16, Yue Lao! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!

17. I want to go to the movies with my date on Tanabata. Do you have any good dating recommendations?

18, hate me. It's okay. I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

19, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

20. Some people say I'm shameless, that's nonsense. My face is too beautiful to give up.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

22. It doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

23. The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

24, life is like a roll of toilet paper, read a lot, use it and it's gone.

25. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person.

26. I tell you, I am different now. I'm getting poorer every day.

27. Why are you sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

28. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

29. The only difference between a marriage certificate and a production license is that it is not hung on the wall.

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

3 1, life is not only the immediate difficulties, but also the poems you can't read and the distant places you can't reach.

32. The real girl with a low smile is that you smile at her for a few seconds and she begins to giggle at you.

33. Chinese Valentine's Day, I can count on fingers. If nothing happens, it's none of my business.

I like you as much as the sea, but I won't jump into the sea. I can go to Shanghai.

35. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

Although you are wearing perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

37. Eating food is like a train. To sum up, just eat, eat, eat.

38. You said that you have been living in memories, but in fact you don't understand. I died a long time ago.

39. What is courage? I know I'll get fat after eating this meal, but I'm still going ahead.

40. When I was a child, I was poor, but I was happy. It's different now, not only poor, but also unhappy.

4 1, pay attention to details and start from small things, because you can't do big things at all.

42. People are all the same, they don't recognize their own problems, and they also have a mouth that likes to preach.

43. Life will make you miserable for a while, and then make you miserable for a lifetime after you get used to it.

44. What is the concept of eating goods? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

I don't have the courage to put in a good word for you. Too much talk, afraid of going to hell in the future.

46. Your mother must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and so sloppy when she gave birth to you.

47. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

48. Please pay attention to the food around you. If you are not careful, you may die.

49. Air is free, son. Fuck you, you explain to me what potato chips are.

50. Time tells me that the age of irrationality has passed and it's time to pretend.

5 1. If it is a mistake to be handsome, then I have been wrong and don't want it.

Don't worry and panic about what you can't solve today, because you can't solve it tomorrow.

Don't go, I can't bear it. Can you give me money for a small pudding?

I can't make everyone like me. After all, not everyone is human.

55. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.