Write a ridiculous thing in more than 350 words.

One hot night, as soon as I got home from school, I picked up my schoolbag, dug out my exercise book and began to work hard. When I finished, I began to watch TV.

When my mother came over, she saw the exercise books piled up like hills on the table. I was watching TV in my room. She shouted, "Tingting! Tingting! Don't watch TV, come and clean up the table here and clean up tomorrow's textbooks. " I quickly frowned and shouted, "Oh dear! Don't bother, just watch for a while, I'll come right away. " After a while, I turned off the TV and looked at the table. I thought it was too messy. I grabbed something and stuffed it into my schoolbag. After I finished, I hurried into the room, turned on the TV, and started my TV trip again.

The next morning, I went to school, opened my bag and was about to hand in my homework. Suddenly I saw something like a bowl in my schoolbag. I was shocked: Isn't this grandpa's ashtray? Why did you grow legs and get into my schoolbag? I quickly look around to see if there is anyone, and stuff it into the drawer board. I often breathe a sigh of relief and think: Hey! Fortunately, no one saw it, otherwise it would be embarrassing! My classmates will laugh at me when they know. However, it was finally known by the family. They all laughed their heads off and thought it was a joke. As a result, almost everyone knows this ridiculous thing.

A ridiculous thing, 200 words.

When I was five, my mother bought me a plastic doll. This is a lovely and beautiful doll with a pink face, round eyes and golden hair. I like her very much.

One day, it was very cold. I was playing outside when I suddenly remembered my doll. She's naked. She must be cold. How to keep her warm? I thought about it, ran home, put the doll on the stove and went out to play with confidence. My mother told me to go home after dark, and I found that the doll was all black and deformed, and it was no longer that lovely and beautiful doll. I began to cry sadly. Mom saw it and said with a smile, "How can plastic dolls be baked with fire?" My face turned red quietly.

Now I have many dolls, both plastic and flannel. They are so lovely and beautiful. As soon as I saw them, I couldn't help thinking of the plastic doll I baked and the ridiculous things I did.

A ridiculous thing, 200 words.

When I was five, my mother bought me a plastic doll. This is a lovely and beautiful doll with a pink face, round eyes and golden hair. I like her very much.

One day, it was very cold. I was playing outside when I suddenly remembered my doll. She's naked. She must be cold. How to keep her warm? I thought about it, ran home, put the doll on the stove and went out to play with confidence. My mother told me to go home after dark, and I found that the doll was all black and deformed, and it was no longer that lovely and beautiful doll. I began to cry sadly. Mom saw it and said with a smile, "How can plastic dolls be baked with fire?" My face turned red quietly.

Now I have many dolls, both plastic and flannel. They are so lovely and beautiful. As soon as I saw them, I couldn't help thinking of the plastic doll I baked and the ridiculous things I did.

A ridiculous stupid thing, 450 words.

I experienced many things in my childhood. There are things that make me happy, things that make me sad, and things that make me feel ridiculous, but they have gradually blurred in my memory, and some have even been forgotten by me with the passage of time. But I only remember one thing. ...

I still remember when I was in the first grade, my parents and grandmother went out shopping and asked my grandfather to write a diary assigned by the teacher. I racked my brains and couldn't figure out how to write the diary topic assigned by the teacher. It suddenly occurred to me that my mother told me the story of "100 poems of Li Bai drinking", and I suddenly thought, can I "write 100 poems" after drinking? I sneaked into the kitchen while Grandpa was sleeping, opened the cupboard, took out Grandpa's favorite Moutai and wine glasses, and gently brought them to my table. Grandpa noticed the wine and poured himself a glass of wine. I still can't figure it out. I thought: Did I drink too little? Li Bai can only "write a hundred poems" by "fighting for wine". I lifted the bottle and took a few sips. Just when I wanted to put the wine back in the closet, I felt dizzy and fell asleep.

At this time, my parents came back. My mother came to my desk and saw me sleeping on the desk with a bottle beside me. I have understood something, so I immediately went to make tea to sober me up. After waking up, I told my mother my "criminal facts" in detail. After I finished, my parents, grandparents burst into laughter, and I scratched my head and smiled shyly.

Zhang Haobo, Class Two, Grade Five, No.1 Experimental Primary School, Fengman District, Jilin City

Absurd stupidity.

I experienced many things in my childhood. There are things that make me happy, things that make me sad, and things that make me feel ridiculous, but they have gradually blurred in my memory, and some have even been forgotten by me with the passage of time. But I only remember one thing. ...

I still remember when I was in the first grade, my parents and grandmother went out shopping and asked my grandfather to write a diary assigned by the teacher. I racked my brains and couldn't figure out how to write the diary topic assigned by the teacher. It suddenly occurred to me that my mother told me the story of "100 poems of Li Bai drinking", and I suddenly thought, can I "write 100 poems" after drinking? I sneaked into the kitchen while Grandpa was sleeping, opened the cupboard, took out Grandpa's favorite Moutai and wine glasses, and gently brought them to my table. Grandpa noticed the wine and poured himself a glass of wine. I still can't figure it out. I thought: Did I drink too little? Li Bai can only "write a hundred poems" by "fighting for wine". I lifted the bottle and took a few sips. Just when I wanted to put the wine back in the closet, I felt dizzy and fell asleep.

At this time, my parents came back. My mother came to my desk and saw me sleeping on the desk with a bottle beside me. I have understood something, so I immediately went to make tea to sober me up. After waking up, I told my mother my "criminal facts" in detail. After I finished, my parents, grandparents burst into laughter, and I scratched my head and smiled shyly.

Zhang Haobo, Class Two, Grade Five, No.1 Experimental Primary School, Fengman District, Jilin City

Absurd things

In the third grade, we are going to use a special kind of pen, that is, the writing brush.

Mother bought me a writing brush. I opened it and took a look. Ah! What a beautiful pen, Dot's other pens.

How to use it! Later, under the guidance of my teacher, I couldn't wait to draw with a brush. I drew a very beautiful picture. I drew a river with small fish swimming in it. Crabs are catching beautiful things. There is a man fishing by the river. There is a man watching the scenery on the bridge. I broke out in a big sweat. Sweat with my ink-stained hands. When I walked out of the room, my mother looked at my big face and couldn't help laughing. I asked my mother why she was laughing. Mother said, "Just look in the mirror." I smiled as soon as I looked in the mirror.

Wang Wenzhong, Class 1, Grade 3, Experimental Primary School.

A ridiculous thing, 300 words.

Growing up, I have experienced many things, one of which is still fresh in my memory.

It's a cool morning. I rubbed my sleepy eyes and put on my clothes casually. I went to the bathroom, picked up the toothpaste, squeezed it on the toothbrush, picked up the cup and poured water into it. The cup was filled with water, I drank saliva, put my toothbrush in my mouth and brushed it. I feel different from usual without a few brushes. I'll be right there. I picked up the toothpaste and looked at it carefully. "It turned out to be facial cleanser!" I exclaimed, "I tell you, I'm really confused about how strange it tastes." When my mother heard this, she ran over and asked, "What's the matter? My son? " I quickly replied: "Nothing, nothing, you go first." Mother asked, "What's the matter?" I had to tell my mother everything, and my mother smiled. "Can you make such a low-level mistake? Ha ha ha ..... "I argued:" I didn't sleep until midnight last night! " My mother said to me, "Son, go to bed early in the future so as not to make such a mistake."

I still can't help laughing when I think about it now, and I also tell myself to go to bed early and get up early to form good habits.

A ridiculous thing, 500 words.

Childhood life is colorful, and childhood memories are warm and sweet. We observed everything around us with curious eyes. We are eager to grow up, but we make a lot of jokes. Today, I will share this ridiculous thing with you.

I remember when I was five years old.

One day, my mother and I made a unique clay doll. I like it and play with it every day. Soon, my clay doll fell into the smelly and dirty dustbin. I quickly took it out by hand, only to find that the clay doll in white gauze skirt was dirty and my mind was blank. It suddenly occurred to me that if the skirt is dirty, it can be washed with water. Can't clay dolls be washed with water? All right, do it!

So I took my beloved clay doll to take a bath. I called a basin of water, put the clay doll in the water and rubbed it gently with my hands. The effect is really good, the black stains are gone! However, after a while, my clay doll became softer and softer, with no head, no body and no feet ... It soon turned into a pool of mud. I was very sad and cried and said, "My-my-mud-baby-baby!" " Mom heard the sound. I told my mother everything that happened. My mother laughed her head off and said, "silly boy, clay dolls can't get wet." You think that mud will turn into mud when it rains, so the mud doll will change when it touches the water! " I nodded puzzled.

On my birthday, my mother made me another clay doll. I will cherish it this time, so I found a blanket from Huang Chengcheng and put the clay doll on it. I come to see it every day, just like Operation Egg Protection.

Now, I am a third-grade pupil, and my clay doll is still on my desk!

Now when I see the clay doll, I will laugh to myself and feel how innocent and lovely I used to be.

Friends? Ridiculous! 200 words

Life used to feel so ridiculous! Now I find that life began when I was born.

In primary school, I was looked down upon. I worked hard and showed it. They said, "Look! That ugly guy probably doesn't know what he looks like! " In private, I became their laughing stock.

I was misunderstood in junior high school. At first, my grades were in the top three, but my primary school classmates saw it and said, "Look! She didn't even pass the primary school exam, and now she is in the top three. I don't know who to cross! " I was accused of cheating in the exam.

I was forgotten in high school. In high school, except for the final exam, I hardly dared to pass the quiz. That's because my classmates treat me like air, even my friends. When they see this, he will say, "Ignore them and get back at them if they fail in the exam." Shameless! "Some people look back at me at the same time. My so-called' friends' made me really famous at school. I hate all top students watching it.

"There are no so-called friends in the world, only you are good to yourself!" Except family, oh! Friendship? Love? Does it exist? Ridiculous "love"

A ridiculous thing, 300 words.

When I was a child, many ridiculous things happened to me. Those things are as many as remembering shells on the beach. Today I will choose the brightest and most ridiculous shell to tell you.

That day, mom and dad went out, leaving me alone at home, telling you that I am a veritable little greedy cat! So, just after my parents went out for a while, my stomach growled, but I ate 99.9% of the food at home. I thought to myself, it seems that I will starve to death today. Just when I was desperate, I found a pack of biscuits in the living room. I tore open the mouth of the bag, and there was a "biscuit" like a small bone inside. Suddenly, my eyes and teeth lit up. I grabbed the biscuit and wolfed it down. After a while, I vomited everything I ate. I grabbed the packet of biscuits and threw it on the ground. I said angrily, "Where did you get the cookies? They are too bad! " "

In the evening, mom and dad came back. I showed them the leftover cookies and asked them what was going on. Mom and dad smiled and said to me, "honey, this is not a delicious biscuit." This is dog food for the puppy. Look, there are pictures of puppies on it! " I heard it, and it suddenly dawned on me.

A ridiculous thing 100 words

There must be a lot of funny things around you. Today I'm going to introduce an interesting story about my childhood.

Once, my grandmother led me wandering on the road, and I suddenly saw a big sister-wearing a pair of fashionable jeans, which made me envious. So I went home, found a pair of jeans, picked up scissors and made a pair of jeans with a small hole. So I proudly put it on, and my grandmother came back. When I saw my masterpiece, I smiled and leaned back. ...