Living in Zhu Guangquan and Li Jiaqi, what are some god sentences that make people laugh and cry?

On the evening of April 6th? Brother with goods? Li Jiaqi and CCTV news anchor Zhu Guangquan? Xiao Zhu Paiqi? Combination, had a fight? Thank you for spelling the bill for Hubei? Live broadcast of public welfare action with goods. ? How good is the live broadcast? The data shows that the cumulative number of views is 65.438+0.22 billion, and the two-hour live broadcast sold Hubei goods with a total value of 40.65438+0.4 million yuan!

From the evening of 6th to yesterday, I continued to be on the hot search topic list in Weibo. The whole live broadcast was full of golden sentences, quips and laughter, and many netizens shouted too much. ? The speed at which the whole teacher rhymes is really too strong. Opening your mouth is the punch line. Call the teacher. ? At first: I'm new here, my skills are not high and my craftsmanship is not good. Please take care of me? (four bets in a row)? Praise Li Jiaqi: Excited heart, shaking hands, everyone buys a fish and geese (three times in a row), with stars in their eyes and moonlight in their smiles. You will panic when you look at it, and you will burst into tears if you don't buy it.

When introducing products:? There are not only East Lake and cherry blossoms in the smoke cage, but also the beautiful scenery in front of the door, as well as lotus root fish cake, Youlu tea, chicken feet lotus root with Regan Noodles, rice wine, mushrooms and crayfish. Don't brag about the golden lotus in your hand. Hurry to place an order and buy it home. Just buy it. Regan Noodles and crayfish? (Nine consecutive pledges)

When selling lotus root: lotus root represents the unchanging heart, because the parity is unchanged, and the symbol looks at the quadrant! Therefore, eating lotus root sea and dried stone will not change your heart! ? (Romance of science students, this exquisite speech and stem content were searched in minutes)

You can also use the works of art masters to compare fish cakes: you can't see fish when you eat fish. Fish contains meat, which smells like fish. It's not just a work of art by a gourmet, like what Michelangelo made in his later years? Incomplete? Donatello dared to be ugly in his later years, Titian created dark light in his later years, Beethoven's works were ugly in his later years, fish without fish was also a master's artistic conception, and the cake was really high! ? Don't forget to rhyme at the end:? Let's fight together and accompany Hubei to tide over the difficulties. Double the sales volume, the river waves are wide. . ? Even Li Jiaqi couldn't help sighing: I feel like a guest in his studio. ? Reminiscent of the golden sentences and news before Mr. Guangquan, I really want to sigh that the beautiful skin is the same and the interesting soul is one in a million. ? An interesting and talented person can bring his own aura wherever he goes. ?

Interesting, higher-level wisdom?

Zhu Guangquan, the king of various languages in the host world, was the first to walk out of the circle with golden sentences two years ago? If the earth doesn't explode, we won't have a holiday? Later, I went further and further on the road of paragraphs and golden sentences, which also made the original serious news broadcast more grounded. Many netizens say that every time he broadcasts news, it's like taking part in hip-hop in China. ? Playing in cold weather, he said: If you sleep soundly in the bed, everything outside the bed is far away; The places that can't be reached are all foreign countries, and the last toilet is a business trip to the distant frontier. ? Regarding the beginning of military training, he said: where there is military training, there is sunshine; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard, it is the day before school starts; If you don't do your homework hard, you will meet a fair Bao Qingtian. This unique style has also been questioned and worried, but he once responded in an interview? Humor is not disproportionate, and innovation cannot be separated from the mainstream, and it must be based on truthfulness, accuracy and seriousness? .

His pleasure is by no means a simple joke and a hollow stalk, but a measured use? Busy? Language makes serious and boring news more warm and spread more widely.

Excellent professional ability, can explain the problem clearly, easy to understand, not only to the point, but also easier for ordinary people to accept and remember. I have to say that this is a higher level of wisdom. ? The world is never short of talented people. What is lacking is such talented and interesting people.

On the surface, it is a rhyming paragraph. Are the contestants actually hosts with profound cultural heritage? We always talk about Dong Qing? Are you full of poems and books? All teachers, aren't they?

Fast and talented, you can rap temporarily, which is definitely not achieved overnight, but a long-term cultural accumulation for many years. ? When a person is eloquent, he must have read hundreds of articles and books behind his back. Extensive knowledge, profound cultural connotation and long-term knowledge accumulation make them look charming, confident and calm. Talking to them is like opening a door to a new world for us: ah, it can still be like this.

This live broadcast reminds him of Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo in the fish cake; Imagine Jingzhou from chicken feet; When I sold tea, he said? Tea? There are people between the lines, and it is also mentioned that Cha Sheng Lu Yu is also from Tianmen, Hubei.

I used to know that the host of CCTV was very good, and Mr. Guang Quan was very humorous, but today I was completely impressed by his cultural background. Simply selling goods, but bringing out so many allusions, no wonder many netizens say? Is this the most cultured and stalked live broadcast? ,? Today, in the live broadcast room, I seem to have taken lessons in ancient Chinese and history and learned traditional culture. .

Teacher Quanguang should be the kind of teacher who sees a beautiful sunset and says? Sunset and lonely Qi Fei, autumn waters and sky are the same color? I can only say. Wow, a lot of birds, aren't they beautiful? . Why do you have to read more books? This is the best answer.

Behind the fun, you can't do without keen insight.

When selling Regan Noodles, Mr. Guangquan said: Walking by the East Lake overlooking the Yellow Crane Tower, Jingchu culture is amazing, but it's a pity not to eat Regan Noodles. I'm not surprised. This noodle is so fragrant and spicy that my tongue is melting. Hurry up and put my fluffy hair together. Buy buy buys! ? Besides rhyming, after reading this passage, I know that Mr. Guang Quan is concerned about hot news and has keen insight and sensitivity. ? There's a problem on Zhihu? What should we experience, learn, observe and think about in order to have a deeper depth and understanding of life when we are young? ? The answer to the high ticket comes from the answer @ Huanglong. They all have one trait: sensitivity. Sensitivity allows them to experience more, experience more, feel more and grow faster. ? No matter what happens in life, because? Sensitive? Interesting people can always find something worth thinking about and find the interesting part. The radar of their curiosity has been working all the time. They keep learning and thinking, and constantly update their knowledge base. ? On the contrary, how can a person grow up if he is always dull, passive and complacent and unwilling to try new things? How interesting can it be? ? Finally, I want to say that there has never been a blockbuster, nothing is inherently interesting, and no one can become popular just by jokes. ? In the final analysis, it still lies in the solid professional ability and rich knowledge reserve of Guangquan teachers. Sensitive? Learning mentality. ? Interesting speeches and unique language talents are only part of it.

Kang Hui before? Walking news library? Hot search, and Sa Beining? Liberate yourself? Playing with treasures and selling cute? Now, Zhu Guangquan live broadcast is out of the loop again. I used to think that CCTV hosts were serious. Now I find that all of them can write and draw, are eloquent, humorous and full of cultural connotations. I really hope that one day I can be as good as them.