Humor says that summer is too hot.

1, buy a mat and sleep as an electric blanket.

2. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

When two strangers smile at each other, they become familiar.

There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.

Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.

6, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles.

Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog.

I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan.

9. Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.

10, I met a stranger in the street just now and suddenly became an acquaintance.

1 1. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.

12, it doesn't matter if you don't know each other. It's a hot day, and we will get to know each other soon.

13, I will always remember the summer wind, which clearly said that it would kill me.

14, I really don't know how to live without your cold violence on such a hot day.

15. Do you have cumin? Sprinkle some for me. I'm mature.

16, this weather is quite embarrassing. It's hot without air conditioning. You have to buy one if you open it.

17, don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees.

18, today's electric car seat is particularly hot, and the breeze blows across my face. I'm confused. I hope a rich brother can see through my bluff and let me into his heart.

19, my boyfriend ran away with someone else in this weather, and I don't even want to chase him.

I don't have time to listen to any romantic love stories now. I just want to blow the air conditioner.