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What novel is the ghost king?
Funny version: "Listen, I am a ghost, and now I will take you to hell." Line up, beautiful women stand on the right, others stand on the left! ""Why do we men stand with ugly women? " "Because in my place, there are only beautiful women and non-beautiful women." "Then I should stand on the right." "Hey, that who, you are not beautiful, stand on the right and go to the left. "
"My Lord, you must be wrong! I am so fairy, I should stand on the right. " "Don't look at you, you are still a fairy, hurry up." Serious version: people have good and evil points, and ghosts also have good and bad points! Right and wrong, good and evil, all by yourself! Please stick to the bottom line in your heart and don't cross it.
Small theater:
On the mountain road, a teenager is walking with a bamboo fishing rod and a fishing net, with a few small fish in his hand. The heavy rain blocked his view. In order not to fall, he had to look down at his feet and slow down.
"Damn, what's the weather forecast? It says it won't rain. What is this? " The young man wiped the rain on his face with his hand holding a fishing net and muttered a curse. "Well, I didn't catch many fish today, and my clothes are all wet. What bad luck! " "hey!" Suddenly, the sky exploded.
The young man shook his whole body, looked up at the sky despite the heavy rain and complained loudly: "It's over, even if it rains heavily, even if it thunders. Who do you want to frighten to death? "
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