Collecting several New Year text messages for the Year of the Dog!

Everything will be prosperous in the Year of the Dog, and the Tengu will keep you lucky

☆ The Tengu protects you; the spring breeze fills you; your family cares about you; love nourishes you; the God of Wealth favors you; your friends are loyal to you; I I will bless you; the lucky star will always shine on you!

☆ I dreamed of you last night: we were walking by the river, cuddling with each other. You raised your head and stared into my eyes, and uttered three words affectionately... woof woof woof...

☆ Tell my mother that I like you, and I want you to go to my house and stay with me day and night. I, you know? Through these days of interaction, I found that I can no longer live without you, but my mother refused. She said: No dogs are allowed in the house!

☆ Don’t panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight with it bravely. There are only three outcomes: one is that you win, you are better than the dog; the other is that you lose. Now, you are worse than a dog; thirdly, you are tied, you are just like a dog

☆ In the Year of the Dog, I wish you a prosperous career, a close lover, a salary of tens of thousands, boundless happiness, and little trouble. Like clouds and smoke, free and easy is better than a god!

☆ Happy Chinese New Year! Firecrackers were set off all over the street, and everyone was greeted by everyone who was arrested. You were not afraid of the police knowing that you were making trouble! Year of the Dog is better! Jumping up and down, business is booming! Scratching your head and scratching your head, good luck to you!

☆ I wish: The leader will favor you, the police will let you go, the court will face you, your career will be with you, your wife will be with you, you can eat and drink as you please, your wealth will protect you, and you are the only one who will win the lottery!

☆ From tonight to tomorrow during the day, goose-feather blessings will appear on your mobile phone. Your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you. It is expected that it will continue to blow throughout the week. Fair wind! Happy Spring Festival!

☆ According to FBI news: Found a pair of dull eyes on the phone at 12 o'clock... Hey! Pig head! You've been targeted by me! Please wear extra layers of clothing on these cold days! Here’s wishing you: Happy Chinese New Year!

☆ In the new year, I wish you: lots of wealth, as hair as a fat pig; a great body, as strong as a bear; sweet love, as beautiful as a bee; lots of good luck, lots of it Like ox hair; career is booming, flying higher and higher like Dapeng.

☆ If you are alone now, I wish you a Happy New Year; if you are two people, then Happy New Year too; if you are a group of people, please tell me where you are.

☆ Smile is fire, happiness is pot, blessing is ribs. May the fire of smiles light the pot of happiness and cook the ribs of blessings, and may the fragrance of blessings float to you who are always happy... Happy Spring Festival!

☆ Spring Festival wishes to you: receive gifts and red envelopes every day, have people calling you from morning to night, win money from playing cards like a mountain, and be loved by your new couple like a bean bag!

☆ If you are free tomorrow, please bring a rope and accompany me for a walk in the countryside, okay? I won't do anything to you, I just want to enjoy the leisurely feeling of grazing in Mongolia. It doesn't matter if you don't know how to bark like a cow... I have a whip!

☆ Happy New Year, I wish you: good health, all the best, a happy family, a happy life, a successful career, a house full of jewels, long life and wealth, great wealth, invincibility, and invincibility

☆ If you feel happy, wave your hands, if you feel happy, stamp your feet, if you feel happy, shake your head. Happy New Year, Madman!

☆ Whatever gift you want for the New Year, you can get it right away! Hurry up and say it…………After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has expired!

☆ I wish you a prosperous career in the new year, a body as strong as a tiger, endless money, no hard work, a leisurely life like a mouse, a romance like a musical score, and happiness that belongs to you.

☆ New Year is here! The yarn will fall on your head! Wife, you keep smiling! The big girl insists on being hugged by you! Money comes out of your pocket! You will be so happy that you shout with all your strength: I want it, I want it!

☆ I wish you great prosperity, good fortune and great success in the new year. This is a big gift from me. Just give me a small red envelope and sign the check. I'll write the numbers.

☆ New Year’s weather forecast: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy clouds, happy clouds, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail, and happy flashes. They will accompany you. You have a whole year!

☆ Don’t panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight with it bravely. There are only three outcomes: one is that you win, you are better than the dog; the other is that you lose. Third, if you are tied, you are no better than a dog.

☆ One day, the greedy puppy jumped on the table to look for food again and found a roast chicken. When he was about to eat it, the owner suddenly shouted: If you dare to do anything to that chicken, I will do it to you. how! So the puppy licked the chicken's butt.

☆ Late at night, Bush saw Bin Laden standing in front of his bed, his hair disheveled. Bush was shocked and said: You are so bold, you dare to break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-length beard, smiled sinisterly, and said: Rejoice, you are so confident!

☆ Roses are my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, and moonlight is my soul, all given to you - my love, Happy New Year!

☆ The leader favors you, the police let you go, the court faces you, your career is with you, your wife is with you, you can eat and drink as you please, your fortune is with you, and you are the only one who wins the lottery!

☆ Girl! When I have money, I will use Remy Martin to flush your toilet, use US dollar bills to light cigarettes for you, use 999 roses to give you a bubble bath, use Boeing planes to take you to and from get off work, and use Huanzhu Gege to serve as your maid. ! OK?

☆ The Spring Festival is a festive season, and the festive season cannot be without you! Without you, it would be like: cooking without salt, oranges not too sweet, drinking without cigarettes, and going out on the street without money.

☆ I am determined to do 3 big things for the people of the country: 1. Repair elevators on Mount Everest 2. Lay ceramic tiles on the Great Wall 3. Install reverse gears on airplanes; 3. Small things: 1. Put gloves on flies 2. Put gloves on mosquitoes Mask 3 will feed you some pig feed.

☆ Don’t say I’m ruthless. Anyway, I sent a ten-cent text message, wasting battery power and risking my life by electromagnetic radiation. I don’t care about the consequences just to pay you respects. A year! Happy New Year!

☆ I want to call you so much, I want to hear your nonsense, but it’s a pity that you are overpaid. Fortunately, I can receive text messages. I send you a warm message for this fool. Text message, hopefully not pissing him off. Don't choose heroic suicide

☆ Do you know what it feels like to leave home? Just like the darkness of the earth leaving the sun, the regret of the sky leaving the white clouds, the regret of the branches leaving the leaves, when I leave home, I just want to say one thing to my family, I miss you.

☆ The cutest text message of the year: Those who receive it will never be fired, those who read it will become successful, those who save it will have sweet love, those who delete it will have good luck, and those who forward it will get a salary. Soaring

☆ In the new year, I wish my friends: As long as you have more money and less, it will be better; If you are handsome, you will be ugly; If you are old, you will be healthy; if you are poor, you will be rich and harmonious It will be good; it will be good if all troubles are understood; it will be good if one's life is peaceful!

☆ I express my sincere blessings to you with the warmth of boiled mutton, the warmth of boiled fish, the deliciousness of boiled shrimps, the sweetness of sweet-sour pork, the breadth of pulling strips, and the breadth of dough bread. Happy New Year to you!

☆ The Spring Festival is here and I send you my greetings in Japanese: You have to wash the pots, you have to wash the bowls, you have to wash both the pots and the bowls! Chinese Translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day! ^0^

☆ May you face it every day with the mind of the sea, sleep soundly with the feeling of a piglet, bask in the sunshine of South Africa, and spend with the dollars of Gates, Use Bush's daughter to keep you drunk, use Bin Laden's method to evade taxes, Happy New Year!

☆ There is something I have never dared to say to you, but if I don't say it in the New Year, I will have no chance: You are really annoying... ……………… Cute and never tire of it!

☆ Who is the most popular in the New Year? He is as fast as Liu Xiang, as tall as Yao Ming, as handsome as Tian Liang, as wealthy as Wu Zi, and as beautiful as Jingjing in his girlfriend. Who else is it, you who read the text message?

☆ One pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck will always follow you; three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good fortune will never be separated from you; five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, wealth will roll into your pocket; seven pounds Eight pounds of grapes and oranges, may your wishes come true; nine pounds of mangoes and ten pounds of melons, may you be happy and bloom every day.

☆ When you see this blessing I sent you, please bang your head against the wall. Do you see that the countless stars in front of you are my infinite blessings? I wish you a happy new year!

☆ Congratulations on getting rich, bring the red envelope, if you don’t take the red envelope, make it into a panda. Hahaha....

☆ In the Year of the Dog, I wish you: "Night Banquet" every day, make money by watching "The Promise", love like "The Great Sage of Love", righteousness like "Fearless", and a strong body Like "King Kong"!

☆ I wish you happiness and blooming during the Spring Festival: beauty is better than flowers, romance is like cherry blossoms, auspiciousness is like snowflakes, luck is like peach blossoms, wealth is like peonies, and flowers bloom on the mahjong bar!

☆ New Year is here! I wish my career will continue to develop like Marxism, my charm will shine like Mao Zedong Thought, and my money and the Three Represents will keep pace with the times. Happy New Year!

☆ If beauty is a sin, you are already guilty! If being sexy is a mistake, you have made the same mistake over and over again! If being smart is punished, wouldn't you be cut to pieces? ! Happy New Year to the most beautiful woman in the world!

☆ Two bears went to the field to steal ripe corn. After breaking it for a while, they suddenly saw the farmer smiling at them. One bear had some understanding and said: Boss, are we learning this? Lei Feng?

☆ Congratulations on winning the grand prize. Please go to the People's Bank of China with your saber, shotgun, and cannon at 10 o'clock tonight to collect your prize.

☆ Every night after I met you, I lay awake every night, thinking and thinking about you! Your smile and your face appear in my heart all the time - it scares me so much that I can't sleep!

☆ When I first saw you, I was deeply attracted to you. Your every move made me want to look at you more. Now I finally mustered up the courage, I want to tell you...fuck! You really look like a walking pig

☆ Rat: I am in love with a bat now. From now on, the children will live in the sky and will not be afraid of you cats. The cat sneered, pointed at the owl and said: "See, he is the result of my love with the eagle."

☆ Why are you doing this? Where have I sinned against you? If you want to talk about me like this to everyone, is there anything you can’t tell me directly? You have to promote it everywhere like this, you say! Why do you go around telling people...I'm handsome!