Tell the coolest joke.

The funniest thing about cooling is as follows:

1, the weather turns cold, remember to add clothes to keep warm, whether to prevent colds or not depends on you.

I know why you feel cold: because as long as you show your shoulders, winter will find you.

Put the moon with stars, and then put the moon in the refrigerator.

4. Once upon a time, someone loved you for a long time, but the wind blew him away. Now I love you again.

5. How cold it is, a quilt can solve it. If it's still cold, build two more beds.

6. The weather is very cold. If you can't give me a hug, please buy me a coat

7. In winter, I want to give you a coat: warm pockets, thoughtful collars, thoughtful sleeves and missing buttons. Let this coat accompany you every minute, be sure to be happy.

8. Today is really a good day to cool off. The wind blows on the face like a knife, but it still makes people feel cool.

9. It's so cold that my heart is cold. Maybe this is the right season for me.

10, winter is the most suitable for sleeping, and sleeping can increase the content of cortisol in human skin, thus improving the cold resistance of human body.