"Chicken", the chicken that kills God in prophecy. ...

Legend has it that Apollo Jr., the son of the sun god, came to the earth ... but no one knows where he is.

In a school on earth, there is a student with a red dot between his eyebrows. He called himself little Apollo, the son of the sun god. But everyone laughed at him and bullied him.

"Mental derangement, eat dead! (shit) "

"Put him in the henhouse!"

The chicken nest is near the school canteen.

Bang, bang, it's locked

It was dark as night in the henhouse, and more importantly, the door could not be opened. The student felt very desperate.

A chicken is sleeping quietly in the henhouse. It seems that human voices disturb its dreams. Humans are talking to themselves: "It seems that I can only exchange my body with this chicken to get away with it ..."

There was a commotion in the henhouse, and then a light flashed.

The innocent chicken's sleep is getting more and more chaotic, and its chicken brain seems to gradually have memories and ideas that have never been seen before. Its chicken brain is a mess, and it seems a little messy around. It was angry and decided to wake up and shout.

It decided to wake up and shout, whoa, whoa!

So it opened its eyes. ...

"Whoa whoa whoa-"

"Ha, Li Ji, you are awake!" Smile at the same table.

"Did you learn crow?" Another boy said.

"Go, go and stew the chicken slowly!" They grabbed the chicken and left.

Slow stewed chicken is a fast food restaurant in their school.

Along the way, Li Ji was a little confused. Walking to the door of the slow stew chicken, I remembered that dream and suddenly realized, "What a fool! I am a fucking chicken! " He is very sad and disappointed! I have been a chicken for a long time ... alas!

He left Manji stew crazily. From that moment on, he began to hate the owner of this body, and he didn't want to be a man. Being a man bored him. He wants to go back to the chicken's body, which is called chicken for short.

Chicken, chicken ... this is a very common thing for human beings, and it has also become the spiritual harbor of Li chicken.

He ran to his most respected math teacher and told him his real life.

In the math office, the old clam looked down in thought. When he saw the chicken coming, he listened patiently.

"Ha, are you kidding? It should be. " The old clam smiled, showing his gold teeth.

"It should be" is his mantra. He talks hundreds of times in class every day.

"I really am a chicken! Please help me find my body! " Chicken and plum are bitter and sincere.

"Should not be should! You are so talented. It should be. " The old clam continued to laugh and her eyes narrowed.

"Believe me, old clam! ! ! ! ! ! ! "Li Ji's eyes shed crystal tears and lay like a chicken on the teacher's leather shoes.

The old clam's smile slowly dissipated. He turned his face like a toad deeply and looked at the endless sky: "OK should be. Seeing your sincerity, I should tell you that the truth I should tell you should be ..............................................................................................................................................................

Li Feng was taken aback. The truth! Time?

What kind of conspiracy does your life experience have with this somewhat abnormal school?

"In fact, I should be a member of the Titan giant god. Countless years ago, Titan should be a real god, but Zeus should have seized the divine right of Titan. Our Titan was exiled to Heze No.1 Middle School ... "

"Khan ..." Feng Li was dizzy at that time. "So, many people in No.1 Middle School are Titan gods, right?"

"Yes, it should be," He Laoshi stood up, looked at the sky, and then said, "We expect that day to be-we should take revenge, it should be."

"So I ... no ... used to be this body ..."

"It should be the son of the sun god," CSI looked at Hongri. "We put him in school and took him to blackmail Zeus ... it should not be extortion, it should be imprisonment, it should be ... the school is heavily guarded and it should be difficult to play truant. I didn't expect him to run away with your body Because the security guard has no doubt about chickens, it should be. "

Hearing his body, Li Ji was furious: "How can I get my body back and become a chicken?"

"Well ... destroying the sun should be ... that is, the sun god should be ..."

"What about life on earth?"

"Zeus will make little Apollo-the master of your body-a new sun. Then find a way to get him on the ground and exchange bodies with him. It is no longer a dream to turn back into a chicken, it should be. "

"Thank you, teacher."

"If there is a problem next time, it should be wrong."

When Li Ji remembered to ask the teacher how to destroy the sun, he had already walked back to the classroom.

The geography teacher in charge of this class is giving a lecture.

"For example, the main components of the sun are hydrogen and helium ... chicken and plums! ! What are you thinking about? ! Stand Up! ! ! ! ! ! "

"..." Ji Li stood up, and all his classmates were looking at him, especially his handsome peers.

"What desertion! ! Status! ! Grade! ! Status! ! Say! ! What are you thinking about? ! "

"Destroy the sun ..."

The students laughed in an instant.

"Ha ha ha O(∩_∩)O ha!"

"Ha ha!"

"Old funny-"

"That's interesting, ha ha! ! "

……

"..." Only the old class suddenly looked dignified. "Come to my office after class! ! "

Office.

"I won't cheat you! ! "The class teacher said," For example! ! I have been waiting for your class for a long time! ! For example! ! I have been waiting for you! ! "

"Why ..."

"Don't interrupt! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Well, in fact, the Apollo family has always had the tradition of exchanging soul and flesh! ! Little Apollo changed meat with you and became a chicken! ! For example! ! Apollo, the sun god, actually exchanged a bean paste cake for meat ... "

"Fuck ..."

"Don't swear! ! -The sun is round! ! "

Li Ji is even more jaw-dropping

"... so, if you want to destroy the sun, you can ask the old man who sells bean paste cakes," the class teacher gave a grimace of a grin. "Also, I will check your geography at night lessons ..."

"Oh ..." Depressed.

Canteen.

"You are addicted to bean paste cake," said the old man who sold bean paste cake. "In fact, the bean paste cake I made has a fatal problem-I am the king of bean paste in the Titan's giant God Dou Sha-that is: when the bean paste is not enough, I let a dead man fly in, so the sun flies and becomes a flying bean paste cake ... Fortunately, my wife is actually the grandmother of a fly. -let her call her grandson back, the sun won't fly, it's going down the mountain ... If the little fly doesn't return to the bean paste cake tomorrow morning, the sun god won't fly down the mountain and suffocate ... "

"Thank you so much, Grandma Cang."

A big old fly flew out: "hmm."

Glory of ancient gods ~

Shining on our wings ~

Goddess bless ~

With our claws ... "

At this time, the hot sun suddenly set. In the dark, I saw a small fly (and it smelled of cooked bean paste) flying back, standing on the cake stand and saying, Hello grandma!

"Lovely grandson, you don't go back to the sun. Because the predicted chicken appeared, Zeus's cruel rule is coming to an end! "

Soon, the world really fell into darkness. As long as we wait until tomorrow, the sun will set.

Somehow, there was a solar eclipse, so I had to turn on the light in English class.

Wei Yao wiped his nose on the windowsill while doing the problem. I touched a bean paste cake and ate it.

He didn't realize that this was not an ordinary bean paste cake. It is actually the sun god. Eating and eating, another soul is occupying him. ...

"Brother Chicken!" After a while, I came to Li Fengyan's side. "I'm wet-get down on your knees!" "

Burst into laughter.

"Haha, pure killing."

"Not the kui is a third brother ..."

……

"Why?" Feng Li is absent-minded, because he is still staring at the time on the wall, and the sun is going to suffocate ... then, you are done. You'll get the chicken you always wanted. Myself, finally being myself!

"mutually assured destruction!" Wei Yao's eyes were wide open.

This answer made the class laugh louder.

"Not good, classmates?" The English teacher said angrily to Wei Yao. "Go to your seat, will you?"

However, Wei Yao not only ignored the teacher's warning, but also started smoking, which seemed to be burning. ...

"You are Apollo!" The teacher said in shock, "Apollo, the sun god!" " Run! He's going to explode! Oh, my god. "

So it's a swarm of bees. At this time only Li Fenghe was left in the classroom.

Suddenly ran to Li Ji's side, grabbed him and grabbed his throat with his fingers behind his back.

"Did you eat bean paste cake?" Li Feng asked in shock.

He felt that Wei Yao's flame had burned to the back of his head.

"I am the sun god, not the bean paste cake, I am in the tide-"The flame burns more violently, "mutually assured destruction, friend, mortal!"

Just at that moment, Li Ji broke free and quickly knocked him down with one punch and one foot. Wei Yao was burned in half, broken into pieces like charcoal, and fell to the ground, shouting "No, no, no!" "It soon burned to ashes.

In the ashes, there was a faint voice like an egg, "I am in the tide-"

Chicken and plum kicked away the ashes.

"How did I become a small piece of bean paste cake? I'm in a hurry ... "This is Wei Yao's voice.

So from then on, Sun Lu took the moldy bean paste cake to class from 1 13 Middle East every day, which was very contemptuous.

And the sun, really no longer exists.

The next day, the sun rose as usual, but it looked a little strange.

New york Times: Fuck! The sun turned into a chicken!

London Daily: Oh! A chicken is shining in the sky!

Tokyo Morning Post: 鶏はぇずになったぁることが!

Yes, he is little Apollo. As the teacher said, Li Ji saw her body appear in the sky and became a new sun. He was furious and really wanted his body back at once.

While Ji Li was still thinking about destroying the new sun ...

"Let me see-which classmate should study today ... chicken and plum!" Teacher Yang from the Chinese class preached.

He never imagined in his long life, and these three words made him take the last lesson.

"Hello, everyone, I want to tell a fairy tale! A long time ago, Prometheus stole the flame and was exiled by Zeus ... "Li Ji carried it absently. But he didn't recite it wrong.

"Don't talk nonsense," said Miss Yang, holding the book to her teeth. "He just-picked up the cigarette butt of the sun god and threw it on the ground-"

How did you know? You saw it? The students all think that Mr. Yang's excuse is a bit untenable.

What's more strange is that Miss Yang never jokes.

"Oh ... later he was exiled to the East by an eagle ..." Li Ji continued.

"Don't talk nonsense-"Miss Yang paced up and down, skipping word for word. "He was exiled to the East-eaten by chickens every night and then died-he will come back to life in the morning-the pain will never stop-"

Li Ji was really helpless: "Are you talking or am I talking?"

He Laoshi also stood at the door watching.

"It's you-"said Miss Yang.

"Later ..." Feng Li wanted to go on.

"But," Miss Yang looked up, "I am Prometheus."

There was silence in the classroom, and a burst of laughter broke out three seconds later.

"Lao Yang, you are so talented. You should be. " Csi also smiled.

"Rasgus-don't lie to them again-"Teacher Yang was so angry for the first time, pointing to CSI. "This day has finally arrived! Li Ji, thank you for coming! You-thank you-goodbye! "

After that, Lao Yang drew his sword and committed suicide.

"Ten thousand years of torture should be over ..." CSI said with deep feeling, "Li Ji, come to my office."

There is only one body and 55 pairs of dull eyes left in the classroom.

Office.

The physical chemistry teacher has been waiting for a long time.

"It's time. I think so, "He Laoshi said to two female teachers.

"Li Ji, remember that the three goddesses of fate are right in front of you ~" said the physics teacher standing on the chair.

"Yes," said the chemistry teacher, "Atlas Perth, Croso, and ..."

"Don't ..." Feng Li looked at CSI.

"I should be the goddess Rastus," CSI said shyly. "I used to be a goddess. I used to, but now I don't. It should be. "

"We want you to find your memory, remember the day when you were a chicken, and then find clues about your body ~ It's time to say a spell!"

Csi said, "Log-"

"The amount of material is too large!"

"Don't accelerate!"

The spittoon in front of the chicken and plum gives off a wonderful white light. He looked inside. ...

"Flower penis," said the little blind chicken. "You are really ugly."

Li Ji was surprised. He turned back into a chicken and went back to the school henhouse, although other chickens always laughed at him. This made him cry.

"You, you little blind man!" Li Ji retorted.

"You are a flower penis!"

"You are blind!"

At this time, a voice of compassion came from the outside world: "Li Ji, pay attention to your words and deeds." Do you remember what it should be? Look for clues as soon as possible. "

Many chickens came around, "fancy cock!" "Flower penis!"

A little hen said, "Flower chicken, why are your wings more beautiful than ours?"

"Because ... because ..." Chicken Li looked at his wings and felt very happy. "By the way, I have been allergic to water since I was a child! You can't move when you touch water! "

It was dark at the moment, and the chicken and plum had already emerged from the spittoon.

The three goddesses were elated: "Everything goes well." They let Li Ji watch the weather forecast: no accident, it will rain in three days! Three days ... Li Feng's eyes are firm. In three days, I may be able to return to the chickens. These years, being an individual is so tired!

"Don't be too happy. When little Apollo falls, we must catch him. Then you should go to the boys' dormitory and the girls' dormitory respectively. "

Li Fengsheng has doubts. First of all, I found my uncle who stayed in charge. It turns out that he is Uranus, the god of the sky.

"The math teacher should have called me."

"Which math teacher?" Old silver looked at him inexplicably. "Oh, it must be CSI! It should be! Wait a minute. "

He went back to the house and took out a dog.

"This is Tianma."

"Tianma?" Li Ji thinks he is senile. "It's a dog!"

"This is a fucking horse!" Uranus is a little angry. "You dogs!"

Li Ji was more confused, but he knew he was cursing. He took Tianma to the girls' dormitory again.

"The math teacher asked me to. It is said that you are the mother of the earth, Gaia. Please give me strength and I will defeat little Apollo. "

"Which math teacher?" Aunt holding a broom, "I can't trust you unless ..."

"I can be a cow and a horse."

"No, you help me buy a catty of potatoes, and I will trust you."

Li Fenggang was about to leave when he saw Huang Shuang coming out of the corridor in his pajamas. She was startled: "you rascal, come to the girls' dormitory!" "I killed you!"

"Don't stop my dream, Mr. Huang Shuang!"

Li Ji risked his life to win the trust of Aunt Gaia with potatoes and get the artifact "Blade of Olympus"! (That's a broom)

"I dreamed about you when I was young," menstruation said. "You must be a killer chicken!"

"ah? What did the prophecy say? "

"'In the future, there will be a chicken that kills God, who will be tested by three fates, save Prometheus, meet the father of the gods and the mother of the earth, and change the history of the gods'!"

The words sound just fell and it thundered. It seems that God agreed.

Li Feng is more and more confident. Although he is just an ordinary chicken, he has really grown up under the test of the gods. Chickens are still people, and their fate is always in their own hands!

Three days later, it rained heavily. Chicken Li suddenly stood up, picked up the broom and tied the dog to the back door.

"You rebel? Sit down quickly! " The monitor on duty said: "The inspection is coming!"

The examiner didn't come But The monitor on duty likes to say so.

Have you checked? Li Ji looked with bright eyes: "Those who follow me will prosper, and those who oppose me will perish. Don't say check, even if god comes, I don't care. God blocks killing God, and Buddha blocks killing Buddha! " He rushed into the rainstorm without hesitation.

The monitor on duty was moved by his firm voice, but after thinking about the meaning of this sentence, he went crazy.

Math and physics teachers ... no, three fates. Uncle and aunt ... no, father of the gods, mother of the earth. Ren Xianlu and Sun Guoyin ... No, Hercules and Vulcan. There are principals, vice principals, vice principals ... all the titans are standing on the playground in the rain, surrounded by a chicken.

"Be honest!" Ren Xian hired a giant sword to point at the chicken.

"Don't kill it!" Feng Li ran over, "this is my body! You, little Apollo, give me back the chicken! "

"Hum, I would rather die than give it!" The chicken on the ground said stubbornly, glaring at the tall human present. Although I can't move, I am very arrogant.

Li Ji took out "Blade of Olympus" and slapped it heavily on the chicken's brain. The chicken immediately rolled for several meters in the rain. The audience burst into warm applause.

"The Japanese should be!"

"Let your new protoss be arrogant!"

"For example, domineering!"

……

In fact, everyone was fooled. Little Apollo is waiting for reinforcements. On rainy days, the thunder sound is getting louder and louder, and some are abnormal. Suddenly there was a huge thunder, and the ground exploded and caught fire. Several figures appeared in the firelight.

Rain curtain, fire, proud figure.

When the smoke is washed again, their faces are exposed. It turned out to be just a few punks smoking cigarettes and wearing jeans.

"It's you!" The headmaster, namely kronos, got a fright, "Zeus! ! "

It turns out that those young people are Zeus, Poseidon and Hades. There are other gods!

Everyone was shocked. They haven't seen Zeus for many years and don't want them to get along worse than Titan. After all, the titans have jobs at school.

Thought of here, the goddess of fate CSI some regrets, eyes moist.

"You killed my sun god, and now you abuse his son!" Zeus smoked a cigarette. "Grass mud horse!"

"Get out!" The headmaster took a lightning bolt from the sky and threw it at Zeus.

However, Zeus is the new God King after all, and his divine power is the strongest. He caught the lightning and threw it back.

"ah!" Many faculty members were killed.

"Ha ha!" The chicken got up from the ground and struggled to shake its wings. "You are dead!" "

"Feng liying!" Csi dying to shout, "it's all up to you!"

"Fighting for chickens!" Li Feng righteously rode on Tianma and waved. Dogs, brooms ... those young people were scared silly.

They wrestled for hundreds of rounds until morning. Zeus and them have a slight advantage.

"Damn it!" Chicken and plum are too tired to get up.

By this time it was already dawn and the rain had stopped. Some students are reluctant to run for exercise.

"Hades, kill him!" Zeus broke an arm.

However, everything is too late. Originally, he came to run and exercise. When he saw Li Ji lying on the ground, he thought he was hungry and gave him half a piece of bean paste cake.

"Go away!" Li Ji was very angry and threw away the bean paste cake.

In fact, both he and Sun Lu forgot that it was Wei Yao.

Zeus and others are resting. When they saw the bean paste cake, they quickly ate it to replenish their energy. After eating, Zeus looked at his hands blankly: "Chao, what have you done to me?"

Hades and Poseidon were frightened.

Zeus woke up again: "No, I'm not thinking now! Quick, kill the chicken! "

The gods were dumbfounded, and then the war began again.

Some students came to watch the fun. In their eyes, they can't see divine power and lightning, but a group of gangsters and teachers are fighting. This is really hard to get!

CSI is not dead. He saw everything: yes, Zeus had two souls in his body. And Wei Yao in our class turned out to be the predicted Pandora!

It is said that a man named Pandora put out the flame when he killed the chicken of God to help Titan get revenge!

"It should be!" Csi shouted to Zeus.

Zeus scolded, "Don't you dare!" However, he became confused again: "He Laoshi, are you lying on the ground?"

"Wei Yao, put out the fire!"

Zeus was shocked, and everyone thought Zeus had come back. But not this time, but Wei Yao's spirit was shocked. He said excitedly, "I saw a flame in Zeus!" " "He turned the flame upside down and buckled it on Zeus' intestines.

"ah!" Zeus's eyes were burning and very painful. This is heartache.

Other gods are also miserable, because flame is the source of their divine power.

"Now it should be ..." CSI haven't say that finish, he ran out of strength and died.

Li Ji was very sad. He picked up the Excalibur and cut it at Zeus. "Boom!" The sky will fall and cover the sun. The shock wave shocked people all over the world. People wake up, the rain clears up and they don't remember anything.

The teacher is still a good teacher. Although old Cindy Yang committed suicide. ...

The headmaster took them to hold a memorial service for him.

The gods perished in this way. Accordingly, the Olympic flame went out on the way to London. That day, CCTV specially reported this matter. Fortunately, the Titans created a new flame.

Everyone is grieving for the death of CSI, but because Bruto died, CSI suddenly opened his eyes: "... yes!" Everyone was shocked.

The headmaster helped Wei Yao get a new body, much fatter than before.

As for Li's chicken, he finally returned to the chicken. How happy he is! Unfortunately, when Zeus died, his body was burnt by the explosion. ...

It becomes a roast chicken.