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Guide: The thin man will never understand the sadness of the fat man standing on the scale, and the fat man will never understand the desolation when the thin man is easily pushed down. So, learn to be considerate. Dear, the following small series will take stock of some funny life words for you, so that you can't help laughing ~ 1. Life is so short, how can it not be sexy? It's a mess outside, how can you not be coquettish! I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Who should I share an extra bottle with? As an animal, only animals in this world can beat me. 4. Why does God always doze off when I am unlucky? Sometimes, I want to be full in my dreams. 6. You said you were dressed cool and became depressed! The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them. 8. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun! 9. A woman's small breasts are not flat chests, but gorgeous parallel lines. You got it? 10, I wanted to eat my sorrows one by one, but I became fat one by one. 1 1. Give you some sunshine, it will be brilliant, give you some charcoal, and you will make a bomb. 12, my future is not a dream, but a nightmare! 13, please raise your left hand if you love me, and raise your middle finger if you love others. 14, I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, and I am so energetic. 15, the first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow? 16, if you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single! 17, you have a pair of wings, you should be braised ... 18, standing at the O-junction of life. 19, you get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge. 20. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday. 2 1, standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused. 22. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter". 23. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense. 24, alas ~ this person is not straight, even the headache is partial. 25. Xiu Yuan Road is far away, so let's take a taxi. Chris Lee and Yico Zeng are both my brothers. 27. You stubbornly turned Audrey Hepburn into a street girl. 28. Everyone eats shit sometimes, just don't chew it carefully. 29, Bajie, don't think that you are a night pig standing under a street lamp. 30. People are iron and fans are steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic! 3 1, some things don't need to be wrangled, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting. 32. Admit your mistakes and never change. 33. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it. 34. The oath was just a slip of the tongue. 35. All the people I like are on the hard disk. 36. After many years, Little Loli still became Sister Xianglin ... 37. I don't swear because I have strong hands-on ability. 38. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second. 39. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by. 40. Actually, I am homesick. It's just a matter of who I live in. 4 1, I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you. 42. Life is too short to be sexy. 43. Either endure or be cruel. 44. I woke up in the morning thinking I had grown up, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal. 45. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious. Editor's note: I warned you. Oh, what is the swelling like? Is it cold enough for you or laughing at you? Be careful to laugh until your mother doesn't even know you! Haha ~ Emma, I admit I can't hold on any longer. I'm completely touched!