It is funny to send a circle of friends on a hot day.

1, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

2. The porcelain-touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, was completely shut down!

3. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I got up silently and covered my roommate with a quilt.

When two strangers smile at each other, they become familiar.

5. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and went home. After a few steps, the chicken climbed out of the bag. When I saw the eggs in the bag, alas, they were all chickens.

7, lying in bed is braised, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, barbecue when going out, cooking in the pool, frying on the way back, and going home!

8. Mosquitoes don't bite people, only cold water pipes.

9. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

10, I can finally steam sauna without spending money.

1 1, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

12, in this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

13, in such hot weather, my boyfriend didn't bother to chase after running away.

14, if this fire continues, I'm afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed!

15, it's too hot. Can you use your indifference to avoid summer?

16, bangs turned into bar codes when going out. I spent an hour making up, and when I opened the door, I turned into a plain face.

17, I can finally steam sauna without spending money.

18, when the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

19, lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.

Nu Wa said that she regretted it. Why didn't she cover the sun last time?