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1. I wanted to say 1 to get out of trouble with others, but I shouted "gunk" to 1 in public because I spoke too fast.

2. I bought a mobile phone online a few days ago, and the store said it was absolutely genuine, and I lost six for one fake. I received a parcel today with seven mobile phones in it. ...

3. I have been busy pretending to be cute and growing up. When I grow up, I am busy dating and taking care of my hair.

Everyone who meets me on the road can't help sending a circle of friends: Meet Daniel Wu.

I heard that beggars in Dubai earn 470,000 yuan a month. How about a trip for two in Dubai? I take you, you take the bowl, I cry, you kneel and shout.

6. "Hello, my surname is Gou, not a dog with cats and dogs, but a naked Gou."

7. "Weak water is 3,000, I only take one spoon." "Dear, do you mean that I am as fresh and simple as water, gentle and smooth, lingering and flexible?" "No, you are the gourd ladle."

8. I advise you all to play less with your mobile phones and computers. I feel that my eyesight is getting worse and worse recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

9. "Are you awake? Now is the future, AD 2 149. " "Mom, I just slept for a few more minutes!"

10. I went out for dinner with my dad and got to know the people in my dad's unit. Every time my father introduces me to others, he uses modest words. He is a dog. . . However, I don't know why he is so hot-headed today and told others that this is my dog. . .

1 1. Failure is the mother of success, so what is the father of success? Open the shopping cart and empty the bill, indicating that the payment is successful.

12. What's wrong with being ugly? As long as you don't look in the mirror, it's not yourself that is disgusting.

13. The only thing I insist on when I grow up is charging my mobile phone every day.

14. A couple came out of the canteen and took a bottle of drink. I was just about to buy a bottle to drink when I heard the woman at the back shout, "Hey, what do you mean by another bottle on this?" The man didn't look back: "I don't know." So the woman threw the bottle cap on the ground. Seeing this scene, I thought I would meet two idiots. When they are far away, I will go to pick them up, blowing the wind and watching the sun. As a result, there are four big characters on it: thank you for tasting!

15. Mathematics is very interesting. How interesting is it? Since I learned math, I feel that even living is meaningless.

16. Don't be too hard on yourself, you are just a baby who just turned 20.

17. Use less "If I had known, I would have ...", there are not so many, and there will be no holes to step on.

18. 12 o'clock, Cinderella gets up and is ready to leave. The prince grabbed her and said softly, don't go, please stay. Cinderella: No, it's time. The prince said, what if I really really want you to stay? Cinderella: Big Brother, then increase your money!