Friends circle copywriter classic joke

1. The world is so big that I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet?

2. I met my old classmate in the street today, but I didn't expect him to be so poor that he only put a dollar into my bowl.

3. Love in love, the upper part is taken from abnormal change, and the lower part is taken from abnormal state.

4. My mother: "This watermelon is not sweet, so throw it away". My dad: "no, I'll give it to my daughter."

5. Eating together is called table-splitting, riding together is called carpooling, and you give me the rest of your life and live together from now on, which is called desperation.

6. I came home in the middle of the night without my key, so I had no choice but to use my housekeeping skills: sitting outside the door to watch the house.

7. A man in love is like doing a math problem. Some of them have poor grades, and they don't know where they are wrong.

8. Everyone is "I don't know what to do, but I'm going deep." I think I'm probably the only one who is "I don't know where the money is going, and I'm as poor as a church mouse."

9. It's not terrible that the house is in a mess. A boyfriend who has a strong hands-on ability can naturally clean up the house.

1. When I saw that I got 24 points and others got 7 points, I gave my Lamborghini a hard hammer.

11. I went on a blind date today and saw that the blind date's sister was very beautiful, so I suddenly became nervous. At first, I couldn't find anything to say. After a long embarrassment, my sister spoke: You are quite handsome. I was so nervous that I casually said, You are blind.

12. "What's it like not being in love?" "Aren't you indirectly asking me how I feel about being ugly?"

13. Now most people have a camera or a mobile phone that can take pictures, but UFOs are gone.

14. My brother got into a fight with someone yesterday and got more than 2 stitches on his leg. I really couldn't stand it, so I bought him a pair of long pants.

15. men can only analyze right and wrong, but unfortunately women don't want to listen to reason. She understands everything, but she is not happy.

16. Wang Erxiao hit someone with his motorcycle. He pulled the injured person up and comforted him: "Hehe, you have gone far today. Usually I drive big trucks."

17. You don't know how stingy my boyfriend is, so you gave me a red envelope of .25 and told me to look at it upside down.

18. "Ziwei! Ziwei! Have you seen my crape myrtle? " "doesn't your mouth grow on your face?"