After work, I was forced to get stuck in a traffic jam and send a humorous talk about my friends' circle (4 articles)

after work, I was forced to get stuck in a traffic jam and send a humorous talk to my friends. 1. The traffic jam was so good that I just got off for a meal.

2. at this time of day, the passing cars seem to be having a party together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time. ?

3. It was raining and there was a traffic jam when I went home tonight. Many students just took a look at me and left. Only he stayed with me until the crowd dispersed. It was really warm.

4. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there is always a traffic jam during festivals.

5. Today, on the way off work, the traffic jam blocked the holiday feeling, plus it was dark and foggy, drizzling and high beam, which was too difficult for a female driver.

6. The more anxious, the more traffic jam. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

7. Mom said that the road of Qingguo College would be too crowded and there would be traffic jams, so I was not allowed to take a bus and ask me to walk by myself.

8. before buying a car, you must buy one with excellent driver assistance and sound system. Listening to the song and watching the car drive by itself, the traffic jam is not so annoying

9. The traffic jam makes me doubt my life … The taxi driver sent me to the exit again … I am really worried that I still can't find the entrance after staying for years.

1. Every morning at the ice crystal gate, there is a traffic jam. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

11. Under the dense drizzle, I'm not afraid of fog and cloudy days. As long as I go out on the road, I'll get stuck in traffic jams.

12. The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four hours' drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself who is still on the highway … I guess I can have breakfast when I go back ~ … I thought I wanted to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

13. Do you want to? Few people, few cars and smooth roads?

14. Are you stuck in traffic today?

15. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway, and she was really in a hurry, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out anyway. After that, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

16. it rains all night, and there is always a big traffic jam when you are late.

17. It's really bad to be far away from home. If you spend seven days in a holiday, you will toss back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam on the road, you may lose another day or two, but what can you do?

18. Don't worry? When will the planing and digging stop? ?

19. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud cars are trapped in nobody's care!

2.? Since everyone realized that there would be a traffic jam on the highway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced. After work, I was forced to get stuck in a traffic jam and send a humorous talk about my circle of friends. Part II

21. Seeing and not seeing, traffic jam version: If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked there, and you can't walk.

22.? Recently, I am used to the preferred rail transit, and there is no traffic jam or upset, and people are not crowded at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed with certainty, and the rare schedule and cool air have eased my recent anxiety for a moment ... < P > 23. Brother goes home and wishes him a happy National Day traffic jam!

24. When I got up in the morning, it was slightly rainy. My wife asked me to drive to work and drop her off at work. I said angrily, "Why? I also dragged the floor, washed the dishes, and did all the housework. Why did you reward me by such cruel means? -I would rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride a bike and slip away!

25. On the expressway, there was a big traffic jam, and it was a waste of hours on the road.

26. I wish all the tourists a traffic jam today so that you can't accompany me.

27.? Single girls can go on a blind date on the highway today. Look at the property from the model, look at the personality from the attitude, and look at the kidney function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

28. Traffic jam, traffic jam, always traffic jam. I'm so upset by your traffic jam. I'll be stuck with you all my life.

29. On the expressway, the traffic was blocked for more than ten hours.

3. I saw you in traffic jam before going to bed, but you are still in traffic jam after waking up.

31. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

32. Every day at this time, the passing cars seem to be meeting together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time.

33. I'm upset by traffic jams. When the labor and capital become nouveau riche, I'll buy a plane.

34. Traffic jams are annoying things. When a bunch of annoying things meet traffic jams, they can only be relieved by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. Time is my own at this moment.

35. There is a kind of pain that makes others get stuck in the road when they arrive, and there is a kind of happiness called flying in the sky to watch the traffic jam.

36.? The longest national day and the longest traffic jam in history!

37. at the traffic lights ahead, jam into a pot and stick it. I've been waiting for 3 minutes, and I haven't hired half a step. ?

38. Roar when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.

39. The worst curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams when you go out in your life! ?

4. In the traffic jam, everyone showed their own tricks, some were fishing, some were walking the dog, and some were out for activities. I just sat in the car and enjoyed one drama after another. Humorous friends circle copy collection (4 articles)

humorous friends circle copy article 1

1. Being single is not difficult, but it is difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single.

2. I am finally relieved at the moment. Every time I read your composition, I have an impulse to commit suicide!

3. It's a mirror, which always reflects light ... It's gold, which always runs out!

4. Young people should not always think that pies will fall from the sky, but keep their feet on the ground. Maybe money will be found on the ground.

5. I thought it was a flower by the cliff, but I didn't know it until later, but it was a scum in the sea!

6. When I get tanned every summer, I always think, "Nothing, it will be repaired in winter.

7. My face is swollen with wisdom.

8. You are like the love in the palm of your hand. If you close your palms, it's strange that you don't suffocate ...

9. My sorrow is nothing more than lying down with my chest flat and my stomach still there.

1. Only when you are rich can you perceive the richness of the world; Only when you are kind can you perceive the perfection of the world; You can be free and unfettered between heaven and earth if you are open-minded.

11. To go to work is to carry forward the spirit of dead mouse feels no cold!

12. Everyone has a dark side. If you say that you are simple, I can only say that you are not human!

13. Life is not just about the present, but also the invitation from the old love.

14. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What happened? Drunk: I don't know, I just arrived!

15. Turn off the lights when you are young, and always rush to bed at a high speed!

16. I didn't show you my hands in the monthly exam, but I really thought I slept for nothing in class.

17. In English class, the teacher told us to read the word Apple, and the whole class shouted "iphone" tacitly.

18. If you wear the tide, it is not mainstream. If you wear sexy, you will sit on the stage.

19. Brother, don't make me use my influence in Beijing. I didn't want to start a bloody affair.

2. I like you so much that you will die if you like me. A humorous circle of friends article 2

21. People who stumble over the same stone will not scold themselves in turn, but will still scold the stone.

22. don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

23. My soul is singing and dancing, but my body lies on the bed.

24. I'll pay you back all the heavy rain I missed in those years.

25. Mosquitoes are not hateful. What is hateful is that Tang Bohu forgot to give us some mosquito-repellent incense.

26. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

27. I am an unmarried young man who enjoys married treatment.

28. What people want to see is not you at the starting line, but you at the finish line.

29. I haven't understood math since I picked up the pen that fell to the ground in junior one.

3. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

31. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. When the boy asked again, it was still the same, so he had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

32. If I were Ma Liang, I would draw a well, put you in it and draw a lid.

33. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

34. It has been proved by practice that if you don't mix well, you will swear not to go back.

35. Although I can't cook, I ordered a good takeaway.

36. I don't want to do anything today, just want to be handsome in peace all day.

37. Rizhao Xianglu raised cigarette. When Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant, his mouth watered all over thousands of feet, and there was no money in his pocket.

38. I'm so lonely, even my desire is broken free.

39. I told myself a good night story. The plot was ups and downs, and it was exciting. At this moment, I was too deep into the play to pursue the murderer without any sleep.

4. Some children always fantasize that they are princesses, but I am different. I am a prince. A Collection of Humorous Copywritings from Friends (4 articles)

A Humorous Copywriting from Friends (1 article)

1. If you have more friends, you will be too crowded to prevent yourself from getting familiar

2. You don't even have the strength to smile when you are sad.

3. I suddenly feel that nothing is the key, and wealth is the most important thing. I don't want to choose anything, just want to live in a stable job.

4. put away your impatience. I don't want to like you anymore.

5. He is a herd of deer without horns lost in your heart.

6. I am full of joy in life when there is no one to hand over.

7. I suddenly feel that nothing is important, but money is the most important thing. I don't want to choose anything, just want to work and live quietly alone.

8. Being good at pretending to be confused is actually clear in my heart and I just don't want to say it.

9. All the love that falls in the clouds is my heartache that you can't hide.

1. There are more than two people in the company, so the society is afraid to go.

11. In the new year, I just want to be steady and diligent, and gradually grow my skills. I don't want to turn off the WeChat circle of friends with the help of everyone, because few people will really pay attention to your hot and cold!

12. Don't talk, don't ask, don't mention, don't think, don't talk, don't talk, don't start, don't talk, don't love, don't get used to it, don't like it, don't meet, and go to bed early.

13. Give yourself more love. It's often like this. You suspect each other and then miss it.

14. Some words can only stick in the throat and rot in the heart. Some people can only pretend to have amnesia, so it's better not to remember it again.

15. I prefer staying at home to communicating with people I don't know. I'm afraid of making mistakes and being laughed at.

16. Do you know what social phobia is? Check it online! You will also know how to spend the youth of people with that disease.

17. Keep patience, and surprises will slowly brew.

18. The better a person is, the less reserved he is. With a steady state of mind, I naturally don't have so many messy expressions, and I have no interest in things other than my own goals. I just want to settle down quietly.

19. I wish someone could tell me: If you miss this life, it will be a fleeting time, holding hands in the world of mortals, day and night, and setting the word for love.

2. The world has given us too many cheap tears and an unreal sense of drama. On the humorous circle of friends who are afraid of society (Part II)

21. Self-abasement overflows and becomes quiet and gentle

22. My legs are tired, and I have decided to go home and lie in bed anyway. At this time, I hesitated whether I should say goodbye to my acquaintance when I left. But I am too timid to leave without saying hello, and I am too weak to say goodbye loudly. So I stopped again, leaned against a moonlit wall and waited.

23. The biggest problem of social anxiety is long-term habitual self-doubt.

24. I want to be isolated from the outside world. I also want to have no feelings and no deception, but that's just what I want.

25. I only miss my old friends, but I don't contact them. I like to be alone quietly.

26. I used to have social arrogance, but I was cured and became a social phobia.

27. If you don't keep in touch with your feelings, you will gradually fade away, and if you don't make social friends, you will gradually disperse. This kind of society is sometimes correct, and sometimes it really makes people breathless.

28. Maybe you are old and gradually like to be quiet and give in. In some cases, I just want to be alone, stay safely, don't talk, just hear the tick of the clock!

29. Realistic people's design: social fear of facial paralysis is less polite, online people's design: the first place is mouth-watering, and online dating people's design: clingy treasure.

3. Inferiority+introversion+social phobia = I

31. I'm not social phobia, I'm just allergic to people.

32. You are cute, not only cute, but also worthy of being loved.

33. When you are humble to dust, but no one cares, the pain of living lies in your being yourself in the eyes of others, the confusion of being born, the helplessness of love, and an elegy of a fallen aristocrat.

34. Even if you are embarrassed to scratch your toes and grab three rooms and two halls, you should pretend to be calm on the surface and continue with a smile.

35. In the real society, I am equal to a waste, and I show amazing stupidity in the common sense of dealing with people and things.

36. Always be happy, record your life, be gentle and lovely.

37. The sun will still rise and everything will be fine.

38. I am obviously inferior, but others think that I am cold

39. There is a kind of girl who is neither the sun nor the moon. She is inferior and introverted. She is dust, and the wind blows without even a trace.

4. The world is so busy. Who can empathize with whom? (4 sentences)

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1. It's really important to learn to be grateful, and sometimes very small things can suddenly make you very happy, for example, your cold has improved slightly, or it's already Friday, and your mood is immediately good!

2. Send you a smiling face, give you the warmth of your heart, send you a greeting, and give you the reasons for happiness. The busy week has finally come to an end, and the happiness is light.