Funny copywriting Daquan copywriting

1. The weather is like a woman's 1, fickle! The weather forecast is as unreliable as the man 1!

2. Some people test their strength, others test their eyesight, and I test my imagination.

I always thought that money could buy everything, but after more experience, I gradually found that money was not enough!

4. Just eight words are enough to make girls happy: beautiful, ok, buy, not fat, my fault.

5. "If you get up early every day 15 minutes, there will be four more days in a year, which is enough for you to do what you like!" "My favorite thing is to stay in bed!"

6. Beautiful people are easy to forgive even if they make mistakes; Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.

7. "When someone praises you for your good looks, how do you keep a low profile?" "What? Speak louder, I can't hear you! "

8. "Can any mistakes made by good-looking people be forgiven?" "Nonsense, how can a good-looking person make mistakes!"

9. Being good-looking can really be eaten as a meal. Do you understand why you are always hungry?

10. This time it's loss and darkness. Honey, it's okay. Get through it. There's another darkness waiting for you.

1 1. Wife is the road, brother is the cow. Don't go the wrong way if you have money. Don't sell cattle without money. A great god saw this sentence and asked, "What about cows on the road?"

12. Don't get up when life knocks you down, you will still be knocked down anyway.

13. Holding a mobile phone without wifi is like eating a hot pot without chopsticks.

14. "It's ok to borrow money, but I have to discuss it with my wife first." "Don't you have no daughter-in-law?" "Yes, so there is no discussion!"

15. What girls call going out to play is to wash their hair, put on beautiful clothes, find a place to take a selfie, and then send a state.

16. In this world, there are always many things that cannot be explained. For example, some people eat long IQ, while others eat long fat.

17. For a foodie, losing weight without gaining weight during the holiday is success.

18. In the matter of gaining weight, the stomach and legs have the most say, and only the chest seems to be an outsider, which has nothing to do with it.

19. Other people's friends encourage each other to work together; My friends and I are looking forward to each other's efforts to get rich, waiting for free food and drink.

20. Success comes from hard work the day after tomorrow, so let's have a rest today and tomorrow.

2 1. Calculate the salary increase, and you will find that you have no potential to be a pig!

22. The boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by the restaurant. The girlfriend exclaimed, "It smells good!" The boy with a hard bag on his back said very gentlemanly, "If you like, we'll walk to the front of the restaurant again."

23. "Why do you always listen to music while working?" "Didn't you see the background music when the protagonist did something important in the movie?"

24. Hey, you might as well play games. Pet babies will be nice, too. You don't even have a progress bar.