How to write a sentence and send it to a circle of friends when the weather is cold?

1, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

The coldest thing is not the snowy day, but the hand hidden in the sleeve.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

4. All cooling that does not aim at snowing is hooliganism.

5. Don't send a circle of friends when it snows. Let me know where the money is.

6, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

8. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

9. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

10, the wind is really cold! I just saw a down jacket, which cost more than 2000 yuan, and I looked at the cold medicine, which was only a few tens of dollars. A clever man like me decided to catch a cold.

1 1. It's air-cooled, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places beyond the reach of hands are all foreign countries. The last bathroom is a business trip.

12, winter is cold, clothes are expensive, and I am poor.

13, I farted under the covers. I'd rather stink than let the hot air out.

14, it's so cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.