Late at night, a person sends a circle of friends to entertain himself.

Late at night, a person entertains himself and makes friends. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my sweet face.

2. Ancient times are really good. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

I'm only responsible for letting you know that I like you, and you do the rest.

I don't know what surrender is, and nothing is destiny takes a hand. We were born to turn over.

Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.

6. Buddha has four realms, he who sees through, emerges from the dust, and is free and detached! The house I yearn for is very comfortable!

7. Life is a journey. After watching the world of mortals, I will eventually go home.

8. As you sow, you reap. You make me cute.

9. After all the hardships, one doesn't expect to be with anyone.

10. I used to eat by my face and almost starved to death before I put it down.

1 1. You don't like me. This is a disease. If you get it, you must get it.

12. Blackout and deletion are tantrums, and the real departure is courtesy.

13. Boring shit, sleeping in bed at home is not enough to stimulate sleeping at school!

14. Success in recent years can be divided into three categories: login success, download success and payment success.

15. Being a teacher is a kind of practice! The teacher's practice results are different! Don't be anxious, please yourself, be generous, be strict with yourself, don't forget your initiative and live in the sun!

16. You young people just take money too seriously! Don't put anything on the table. What if the wind blows away?

17. "Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself?" "I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!"

18. Give you a compass in case you are spoiled by me.

19. Can't learn, can't fall in love, can't sing K, can't watch, can't LOL. I don't know how I got through all these years.

20. If the world isn't worth it, you are.

2 1. Who can understand whether the memory can be broken slowly to save the beauty before you leave?

22. Every time I just take a shower, I look at myself in the mirror and feel that I look good. Maybe this is my brain.

Late at night, a person sends a circle of friends to entertain himself. 23. How many new things are there outside? It's never rare not to be close.

24. Don't call me short, I'm just not obviously tall.

25. "Say, what else can you eat?" "You will be hungry."

As long as there is a bag of salt, don't go to the bank to withdraw money.

27. Do what you have to do. Good morning!

28. In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly black.

29. The inner self is rich and powerful, and you enjoy it. Nature can feel all kinds of beauty.

30. Only when you don't expect anything can everything come as scheduled.

3 1. It's just madness. Two people hold up all their dreams. If they don't love, they will be strong, and one person will bear all the injuries.

32. No princess needs the queen's heart, and no one will always treat you as a treasure.

33. Life is too hard. Good thing I'm so cute.

34. Flowers bloom into the sea, and thoughts are disastrous. If you don't come, I will be old.

35. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

36. Some scenery can only be liked, but not collected, just as some people are only suitable for meeting and not for long-term companionship.

37. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

38. The joys and sorrows of life, ups and downs, are all tied to the heart. If you have a good attitude, there is no hurdle. Take care of your mood, and you will have the whole life.

39. 150 square meter house, you can walk 5000 steps every day.

40. A person's character determines his fate. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your opportunity.

4 1. Take time to hate those who hate yourself, and you will have less time to love the person you like.

42. Salt won't hurt you unless you fester.

43. Life is looking for sugar in glass slag, which may be sweet or fishy.

44. Meng Jiangnv cried down the Great Wall, and the White Snake was covered in water.

Late at night, a person sends a circle of friends to entertain himself. 45. He married a lonely partner and then had a child named Memory.

46. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.

47. You really don't look down on fat people. You are obsessed with losing weight.

48. They are all too powerful to hide all their sadness with a smile, so they will be so sad and annihilated in the end.

49. Don't go out when the roads in single dog are frozen in winter, because if you fall, it will freeze into ... Wang Wang will break the ice.

50. Greeting each other is as sweet as honey, and staying at home is safest.

5 1. There are too many people smiling at you in this world. There are too few people who really tolerate you.

52. The starting point of your life is not so important, but where you can finally reach.

53. Love and bread will exist, but don't forget to bring your brain.

At dawn in Shanghai tonight, I couldn't bear to let my flowers be ruthlessly destroyed by the rainstorm, so I cut some and put them back in the vase. Suddenly the house is full of fragrance, or the smell of Chinese rose that I was familiar with when I was a child! At this time, my heart is very quiet and everything is so quiet. Washing clothes, cooking and planting flowers and grass are my hobbies. I am very happy to have such a life! I like to live a free life, enjoy myself, sit quietly at the door and enjoy my flowers and plants, and smell different flowers with different tastes!

55. The best living condition is that one person is quiet and rich, and two people are warm and practical.

Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink coke?

57. I hope all the sufferings and many misfortunes at this moment can be a joke in the future.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

59. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery. One class is longer than six.

60. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.

6 1. Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime and accompany you to the end with your initial heart.

62. Every day, every simple greeting. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.

Since it is far away, don't ask the way home, because any journey will have an end. Shaoguang changes, the seasons change, and you can ride home in just one cycle. At that time, the oblique plum branches have reached the wall courtyard and brought you the news of spring first.

64. Grandpa said that in their time, when they met questions that they couldn't do in the exam, they wrote "Long live Chairman Mao", and no one dared to cross it.

65. We gave the best time to the school, but the school embarrassed us with exams.

A person's mood sentence of entertaining himself.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

2. It doesn't matter if you have a simple meal, your friends are gone, or you are in chaos. As long as you have a steaming soul, life will not be bad.

Mid-autumn is getting stronger, people say a few words, and everything is cold. Idle people are so ambitious, unattainable, self-drinking, self-satisfied, self-satisfied, self-answering, self-examination since since the enlightenment, and self-leisure.

4. Stretch and bask in the sun. Life is too short to be sexy.

Life must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the people you love.

6. Some scenery can only be liked, but not collected, just as some people are only suitable for meeting and not for long-term companionship.

7. People who are invulnerable to all kinds of drugs are hopeless.

8. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

9. By adjusting the diet structure, you can live a long and healthy life, know how to enjoy life and win a panacea.

10. If life is divided into two, the first half is called no hesitation and the second half is called no regret.

1 1. Go with my wife and listen to her. I am the father from now on.

12. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

13. I am fascinated by you. You must reward me.

14. Look at weighing scale's ego. How dare you say it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat.

15. Meng Jiangnv cries that the Great Wall is dry and red, and the White Niangzi floods Jinshan.

16. I don't want to be mediocre or unwilling. I really don't like myself now, but I will try to make myself better.

17. Don't say that I am your baby, I am your only one, and I am your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

18. The best feeling is that when you look at him, he is already staring at you.

19. Cleverness and wisdom are two different things. Cleverness is a kind of viability; And wisdom is a state of being. There are not many smart people in the world, estimated at one tenth; Wise men are rare, and it is estimated that they are one in a hundred. In real life, it is smart people who don't suffer; It is a wise man who can bear hardships. Smart people know what they can do, but they also know what they can't do.

A person's mood of entertaining himself. Paying too much attention to other people's opinions will eventually lead to two outcomes: either self-exhaustion or letting others die.

2 1. Be someone else's baby and stay out of my muddy water.

22. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? If you want to, why don't you stay with me? We all want to.

23. I made a mistake at school. The teacher called my parents. Can I say that my parents are not here? The teacher said yes. The next day, I carried my three-year-old brother on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

24. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

25. The difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear.

26. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

27. I don't remember a line in any movie: your good friend failed in the exam, and you feel distressed; But when your best friend won the first prize, you felt even worse.

28. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

29. Sometimes, people are cold to you. Maybe it's not your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people.

30. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps well.

3 1. Why does my ex-girlfriend still pay attention to me? God replied: she is relieved to know that you are not doing well.

32. In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly dark.

Nutrition experts say that people who eat less are not easy to get old. It's true: a friend of mine doesn't eat every day, and now he will keep getting old.

34. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

35. I still want to be a pig you like, just eat and sleep.

36. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is also fake.

38. In the end, you didn't say how it ended when you were deeply in love.

A person's mood of entertaining himself. Short pavilion is short, the world of mortals is rolling. I sigh Xiao again.

40. When I was counting sheep, suddenly a lamb told me to sleep. Stand up and say hello.

4 1. What is your greatest trust in a person? Go out with him without a penny.

42. I have the ability to pick up girls, but being a girl is very helpless.

43. From now on, stop living the life you should live and live the life you want!

44. Stubby branches broken by strong wind were randomly put into small bottles. After two days, I had a good time and had a good time.

45. "How can I get someone I love to contact me actively?" "It's not as simple as asking him for money."

46. Only when you don't expect anything, can everything come as scheduled.

47. How can I let my emotions ruin me? I want to be a mean and boring person.

48. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

49. It doesn't matter whether you are fat or not, at least you are ugly.

50. If you are busy recently, don't panic. After this busy period, you can continue to be busy with the next one.

5 1. The same life, some people obey themselves and live the life they want; Some people are so busy pleasing the audience that they lose themselves.

52. Time is like a river, and the left bank is unforgettable. The right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, with a touch of sadness in the middle. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking up at the sky, I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying. In this tangled world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart!

53. It's best to have someone to talk to and accompany you, but learn to be alone and enjoy yourself in the future. Discover the fun of quiet enjoyment! Happy in my heart and healthy in my body! Come on! Bless yourself! Bless family, relatives and friends! Bless the world!

54. Time is the devil, it will disappear everything, including love and youth.

55. I have rounded up a lot recently, and I am cute and gained a ton.

56. Every heartless person has a history of caring for someone.

Learn a humorous sentence excerpt from your own entertainment.

Learn a humorous sentence that amuses yourself (I) 1. You can only get used to a bad-tempered person like me.

Drinking alcohol three times a day often affects sleep. The thin body is getting wider and wider, and it is difficult to hide people's haggard.

Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world, but I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

Wear school pants if your legs are thick, and read more if you are ugly.

When the memory is slowly broken, who can understand whether it can be restored to the beauty before you left?

6. When happiness comes too easily, sadness is not far away.

7. You are crazy and a little stupid; Crazy to the end of the world

8. Every day, every simple greeting. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.

9. Give me a chance to be a fucking dog, and I will pounce on you without hesitation.

10. Think about your own mistakes and forget others' mistakes.

1 1. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

12. I am a bird. I can't fly high because the cage is too high!

13. Grandpa said that in their time, when they met questions that they couldn't do in the exam, they wrote "Long live Chairman Mao", and no one dared to cross it.

14. I know you don't treat me like a number, but I don't care about you.

15. As long as you are not dead, don't treat yourself as a waste.

16. From the house to the day when the plague disappeared, the beautiful world was everywhere.

17. Life must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the people you love.

18. I am fascinated by you. You must reward me.

19. How many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it.

20. You don't cherish leaflets because they are handed to you, but because you don't need them at all.

2 1. On the day when you don't go out, practice beauty behind closed doors.

22. The story of my pajamas and I can't finish for a thousand nights.

Learn a humorous sentence about a person entertaining himself (Part II) 23. "How can I get someone I love to contact me?" "It's not easy to ask him for money."

24. Waiting for someone whose eyes are full of people who can cure all my pain, but there is no such person in this world. I want to cure myself and turn myself into a person who enjoys himself.

I cried at the moment I decided to give up. When I closed my eyes, I thought I could forget it, but the tears I shed deceived myself. I love you. How can you give up easily?

26. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

27. Looking through my mobile phone for thousands of times, I looked out of the room. It was sunny outside, and I didn't add chaos to my position.

28. I'm not the cutie who will spend fifty dollars for a long time. Now I must think carefully about five dollars.

29. I am only in my twenties. Love can arrive later, but delivery can't be late at all.

I really don't understand why I can eat so fat when I am so poor.

3 1. Life, just be happy, don't pursue too much.

32. Enjoy yourself and worry about yourself! Learn to live by yourself for the rest of your life.

33. I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death before I put it down.

34. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?

35. ten thousand horses tread flat Sichuan and walk the line. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.

36. I hate the nonsense that tells me "Why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved.

37. You really don't look down on fat people. You are obsessed with losing weight.

38. No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own, and I don't dislike them!

Don't take other people's maps, find your own way.

40. Class hours are like Fu Nan's battery. One class is longer than six.

4 1. There are so many couples outside that I dare not go out for fear that they will regret having someone.

42. If you don't mean it, don't be too kind to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

43. God gave you many opportunities to get fat, and I successfully seized it!

Stay at home and be happy alone.

The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.

2. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

3. You have your face value, and I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.

4. On the day when you don't go out, practice beauty behind closed doors.

5. Some roads have to be walked by feet. Some roads should be taken with heart. It is often not the thorny stone that stumbles, but the heart. Thus, it seems that the road is spread out in front of us, but in fact, the heart is fluttering on the road. One foot deep and one foot shallow, joy is on the road, sadness is on the road. But as long as the heart is not in a dead end, life will not give you a dead end.

6. What makes me tired at the moment? I just want to let go and not be reasonable.

7. In love, giving is an attitude, not a means. The reward is communication, not task.

8. Where there is life, there is money, and power is useful. People are dead and their lives are gone. What's the use of asking for money and power?

9. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.

10. Sorry, I can't control my temper, let alone everyone's feelings.

1 1. One day you will meet a good girl. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds or your money. Of course she doesn't want you!

12. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

13. I am a bird. I can't fly high because the cage is too high!

14. Find someone who is as warm as the sun and bask in all the insignificant sadness for you.

15. The best feeling is that when you look at him, he is already staring at you.

16. Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat, because I have a kind heart.

17. Do what you have to do. Good morning!

Stay at home and be happy alone. I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am helpless.

19. Since it is far away, don't ask the way home, because any journey will have an end. Shaoguang changes, the seasons change, and you can ride home in just one cycle. At that time, the oblique plum branches have reached the wall courtyard and brought you the news of spring first.

20. Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink coke?

2 1. Some things are too long to understand. Some things are too late when they are understood.

22. You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.

23. Life must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the people you love.

When we were young, we loved each other deeply, but as we get older, you will find that love is not the whole of life. Kindness, hard work, reading, fitness and making yourself better are the most important things in life.

25. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain.

As long as there is a bag of salt, don't go to the bank to withdraw money.

27. The story of me and my pajamas can't be told for 1,001 nights.

28. I will take you anywhere. After all, you live in my heart.

29. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

30. I went to the morning market to buy food, and I accidentally found that the wintersweet in the roadside community was in bloom. I took some photos and had a good time.

3 1. Actually, I really want to chat with you, but you don't call me, and I don't want to bother you all the time.

32. Being able to resist the impulse of kicking people and chatting calmly with annoying people is growth.

33. The world is small, but I lost you.

34. In winter, I don't want to ask my roommate for help in class. The news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus the next day.

Why does my ex-girlfriend still pay attention to me? God replied: she is relieved to know that you are not doing well.

If you don't mean it, don't be too kind to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

Don't move, it's not mine, so help me put it there.

38. Ten thousand horses step on the plain and March forward bravely. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.

39. An unguarded injury will make you more injured; Where you think it's safe, the softer the trap is.

40. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

4 1. Violence can't solve the problem, but it can ease anger.

42. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

43. No princess needs the queen's heart, and no one will always treat you as a treasure.

44. The more people you care about, the less you can guess.

45. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

46. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? What are you waiting for? Wash and sleep ~

47. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?

48. From now on, stop living the life you should live and live the life you want!

49. Boredom will take away everything, even the courage to commit suicide.

50. Every time I just take a shower, I look at myself in the mirror and feel that I look good. Maybe this is my brain.