Yesterday's weather in Shan County

On the 27th of the twelfth lunar month, it was freezing. I braved the cold to come to No.3 Middle School. After bidding farewell to my alma mater, the name of Shanxian No.3 Middle School at the gate is still vague, but I clearly remember that when I came to the gate of No.3 Middle School last time, it clearly read: Artificial Cattle Raising-Xiaowangzhuang 437 1XXX. This time, it was replaced by other small advertisements, and a line of big characters was eye-catching: Jiashan Bianliang 130xxxxx, deeply touched and lost.

? High school students get together, eat happily, drink happily, make a lot of money, so they bury themselves in anger, don't study, don't make money, don't take the postgraduate entrance examination, don't take the civil service exam, their fat bodies can't serve the party and the country, and they can't afford to be ashamed. It's hard to say anymore. After three rounds of wine, I mentioned the talents in No.3 Middle School, the eventful years in No.3 Middle School, the decline of rivers in No.3 Middle School and the collapse of No.3 Middle School.

? I think we also have risks in our studies. I just graduated from primary school, and my primary school collapsed. No sooner had I graduated from junior high school than junior high school collapsed. After graduating from high school, high school also collapsed. Of course, Marxist historical materialism holds that the collapse of various schools has nothing to do with me.

? I don't know how many people have entered No.3 Middle School, or who is rich, powerful, famous, talented and courageous. But the only thing that is certain is that so far, I can't find any memory records about No.3 Middle School, even a few sporadic relationships. After 2008, the last batch of teachers in No.3 Middle School will leave No.3 Middle School, and this high school will also disappear from people's sight. No.3 Middle School in Shanxian County will eventually become a memory and history.

I want to come to my alma mater in No.3 Middle School for three years. Before my alma mater disappeared, I dared to write a eulogy to pay homage to the pioneers and big brothers of No.3 Middle School, and to pay tribute to some younger brothers who died in their studies, so that the students could comfort themselves. I want to worship Wen.

Another wedge

? Speaking of Shan County, it is also a holy land. Just a county, but at the junction of four provinces, it occupies Shandong, connects Anhui, connects Henan and connects Jiangsu. If you bring it to the whole country, there may not be a second such county. Therefore, there are three religions and nine streams, Chun Xue, and the big hidden dew, so the text is not literary, the martial arts are not martial, the Confucianism is not Confucian, the business is not business, the official is not official, the rebellious hero, the corrupt official, and the talents show their abilities.

? It is said that there are five high schools in Shan County, namely No.1 Middle School, No.2 Middle School, No.3 Middle School, No.4 Middle School and No.5 Middle School. The status of every high school is pyramid-shaped, as evidenced by a local proverb: "No.1 Middle School, No.2 Middle School, No.3 Middle School and No.4 Middle School are hooligans, and No.5 Middle School is getting stronger every year."

One middle school is said because most of the children who can be admitted to one middle school are rural children. Although rustic, the score is ridiculously high, which fully reflects the high score advantage of Shandong exam-oriented education. So Shanxian No.1 Middle School said 1, and Heze City also said. It is said that the teaching quality of No.2 Middle School is not bad, and it is still relatively strong compared with rural high schools. However, many students who enter through the back door have a wide network of contacts, so most of the students in No.2 Middle School are from other places. Needless to say, the hooligans in No.3 Middle School and No.4 Middle School. There are hooligans, teachers, students, men and women, self-employed hooligans and gang hooligans. Although the fifth middle school is humble, it is optimistic about the opportunity and grasps the lifeline of Russian. The school has developed rapidly under the iron fist of the principal. Therefore, No.5 Middle School is getting stronger every year, overtaking No.2 Middle School and taking the second place in Shanxian High School.

main body

? Speaking of No.3 Middle School, the quiet campus is needless to say, because it is always noisy. Needless to say, Lang Lang's pronunciation is always there in the morning reading, but the pronunciation of Russian in Chinese is really shocking. There is no need to talk about a clean environment. Holly was drowned by urine, so there was no good environment. So I suddenly turned my pen and talked about eating, drinking, pulling, living, mixing and learning, which was also boiled.

Cut the gossip and get to the point.

Eat an article

? After many years, I still stubbornly believe that the collapse of No.3 Middle School is a disaster caused by the lack of canteens. It is said that food is the most important thing for the people. If they don't have enough to eat at home, they live thousands of miles away to eat. If junior high school doesn't even have a canteen, crouch at the door, nest in the corner, curl up under the tree, be surrounded by dung piles, take the earth as the dining table, the sky as the ceiling, dust as the seasoning, rain and snow as the additive, fight against the scorching sun, fight against the cold wind and snow, eat with flies, eat with cats and dogs, take a shit with them, and all of them are fucking squatting on the ground to eat, which makes them happy. ! !

Shaolin canteen snatches rice

? If you teach in No.3 Middle School and it happens to be the last class, I can tell you responsibly that you don't need to bring your watch or listen to the bell at all. Ten minutes before the bell rang, the classroom was definitely ringing and the spoon was banging on the teapot. The chaotic rhythm makes you feel irritable. The minute the bell rings is extremely tense and exciting, and everything will remind you that it's time to grab food.

? As soon as the bell rang, several classroom doors that had already been opened roared out, and you only saw a few backs and a teapot in your hand. Even with a whoosh, you can't speak too fast, because when you get to the road, you will find that there are already many people in front, running at a crazy speed, just for that exciting cooking time. Although I am not good at all kinds of sports, you can't say that I run slowly, which is entirely due to the exercise of grabbing food in No.3 Middle School.

? You never have to wait in line to buy rice, vegetables and steamed bread in No.3 Middle School. Darwin's view of evolution is vividly expressed in "Buying Rice in Three Schools". Survival of the fittest is absolute, the law of the jungle. People don't line up. They are all young people of seventeen or eighteen. They are all squeezing small windows bigger than the crotch of cattle. If you are a minute late, you can buy an hour.

? When it comes to buying steamed bread, thousands of people squeeze into a big beef window and don't line up. The scene was absolutely spectacular, and it was squeezed out directly. People couldn't squeeze out steamed bread, and people couldn't squeeze out steamed bread. The girl went in and her barefoot shoes were squeezed out. Boys go in and hang their socks on their shoulders. Those who didn't take a penny held out 20 steamed buns, all of which were squeezed out with 20 Jin tickets. Both men and women went in, some grabbed a few steel bars by the window to stabilize their positions, and some held their eldest brother in front to prevent being squeezed out from behind, so girls held boys and boys grabbed girls, and the steamed bread seller deliberately shouted, Come on, come on, there will be no steamed bread soon, which directly pushed the atmosphere to a climax!

? Based on the objective analysis of seeking truth from facts, the risk of buying steamed bread is much smaller than that of buying rice. But when buying rice, one person goes in three teapots and comes back four. I went in with four teapots, but the people who had served the meal were squeezed out. I was just about to squeeze in to get the teapot, but I was accidentally squeezed into a small window the size of an ox by a steamed stuffed bun buyer next door. I didn't bring a penny, but I took out the steamed buns of 10. So I ate a teacup full of rice, pushed through the crowd and spilled it all. Others were complacent when they didn't find it, and the people behind me spilled it. ?

? Therefore, there are quarrels at every meal and fights every day. Boys and boys, girls and girls, boys and girls, swearing, fighting, direct war, many people are very emotional when they see shaolin soccer of Xingye, but I think it is a little less than the average person. Why? Because I practiced Shaolin canteen in No.3 Middle School for three years.

It is salty rice in the morning of No.3 Middle School. As for why it is so salty, the reason is very simple. If it's not salty, you won't buy his steamed bread, so you buy steamed bread to avoid being salty. The steamed bread is still salty after eating, so don't be afraid. Our beloved school leader provides boiled water, but it's not free. A teacup costs ten cents. After graduating from No.3 Middle School, I swore I wouldn't take the initiative to ask for salty rice in the morning, which is one of the reasons why I don't like soup very much. My stomach has been corroded by the salty rice in No.3 Middle School. I assure * * * * that the above statement is not exaggerated. If you don't believe me, just ask the students in No.3 Middle School if they have ever been eaten with salty rice. As far as I know, there are several of my classmates!

? I bought a meal, and then I found a quiet corner. Just like the above, I squatted at the door, nested in the corner, curled up under the tree, surrounded by a dunghill, with the earth as the dining table, the sky as the ceiling, dust as the seasoning, rain and snow as the additive, fighting against the scorching sun, fighting against the cold wind and snow, eating flies, eating cats and dogs, and taking a shit. All of them were fucking squatting. ! !

Some people eat under a tree and are accidentally pooped in a tea jar by birds, some people are blinded by the sun and put spoons on the ground to dig for food, some people eat in a corner and accidentally press the tea jar into the shit, and some people eat with flies, so they should be on guard against wild cats and dogs next to them to grab food. You are lucky when the sun is shining. When the dust is flying, you put too much seasoning in your rice. When it rains and snows, come on. If you can't stand it, just stay under the tree for a while and don't eat or rest. You may ask, why not eat in the dormitory? Don't worry, look down again, and you will understand after reading the dormitory article.

sequin

? The closure of No.3 Middle School has a lot to do with the dormitory in No.3 Middle School, especially the boys' dormitory. It says, why not eat in the canteen and go to the dormitory to eat with dusty flies, wild cats and wild dogs? The reason for this is the following：

? As long as you are a student, you will definitely live in a dormitory, and then the dormitory in No.3 Middle School is definitely unheard of. Generally, there are 4 to 8 people in a dormitory, and the dormitory in No.3 Middle School is a big room for 80 people. Do you believe your eyes or do you think I wrote it wrong? Yes, it's for 80 people. The dormitory in No.3 Middle School was changed from a classroom in the 1950s, with three rooms and two beams in the middle. Because of its long history, how can a dormitory be big enough to accommodate 80 people? Do you still doubt it? The dormitory in No.3 Middle School has two floors, which are bunk beds. Turn left after entering the door, which is the upper and lower bunks. Go around the wall and walk to the right of the door. One side is about 15 single beds, and there are ***30 single beds on the upper and lower floors. Still 80 people can't sleep. It turns out that the school leaders have another trick. In order not to waste space, five students are required to have two beds, so they can almost sleep. That's why the leader put all the beds together to make a berth. If two people don't have to make a lower berth, but five people want to make a lower berth, you can't let the middle person sleep on the edge of the bed between the two beds. So, five people sleep in two beds, and each person has only 30 centimeters of space, 30 centimeters. Everyone should sleep on their sides, next to each other, in rows. In winter, even if you cover a quilt, everyone will not feel cold. Being close, it also saves the leadership a heating fee. Everyone is very happy.