What are some funny sentences describing the weather?

Moral integrity fell all over the floor and evaporated at once.

All those who go out now are "anti-Japanese heroes".

I finally know why our ancestors only wore one leaf.

I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

If it continues to be so hot, it won't be a broken wing, it's all melted!

Mosquitoes don't bite, they only bite cold water pipes.

Regan Noodles, no cooking.

I can't buy raw eggs.

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

Chongqing will stage a realistic film with heavy taste: the whole city is hot to death.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

It was so hot that I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt.

I just took a bath with sea water.

I've been thinking about kidnapping the principal, tying him to the bed in the school dormitory and giving him a small fan to see how long he can live.

Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.

It was so hot that the water was cut off. I want to take a bath at the headmaster's house.

My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.