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Pay attention to the social injustice of zhei. Liucun Radio Station in Donggua County, North Province, now starts the whole weather forecast. There will be light rain in the morning, so I'm not sure in the afternoon. I heard that when the south wind turns to the northwest wind, there must be a level of seven or eight. Every other family is optimistic about their children's low expenses, and paint is for families with high expenses. Don't let the wind blow them away If Zhen says something and the children support it, we will ink the ink again and support Zhen. There is a drop of Zheyi, a child. It's terrible. It's because the cat teased the dog when climbing the wall north. What do you think if zhei suddenly blows and the wind comes? It is said that the tornado will blow for a while and then stop at low altitude. When it blows, it is very proud, and when it flies, it is very low. But what if it suddenly stops? Why didn't you fall, you big pie? In short, the children's support and food are good. Don't ask me for more child support. I have already told you-what if the countryside is rich? You don't listen to complaints about having fewer children. It smells like garlic. Come on, keep broadcasting the weather forecast. ...

Xingtai edition

Commissioner Zhu, today we will broadcast a weather forecast temporarily. There will be strong winds and heavy rain tomorrow. Starting today, the mountains will start to blow, and soon the wind will start to smoke. It's still a gale once in 30 years. Take care of all your children's children quickly, but you can ask them to poke gas, waste drunk cigarettes and let them all blow away. Let's talk about this child. All the big banks look better. Xiao Lei of Shunsheng's family climbed high and low all day, and made a scene at Yanbi's house, setting all the new vomit of Yanbi's house on fire. Then Shunsheng directly compensated Yan Fertilizer.

Zhangjiakou edition

Liu Jia Onion Radio Station in Nugua County, Shana, Hebei Province, is now broadcasting the weather forecast. There will be light rain tomorrow morning and wind in the afternoon. The south wind and northwest wind are seven to eight, and there will be heavy rain next Saturday, and the northwest wind is low. Everyone values the air. Yes, you should also value your children, especially those who have children in many places. If you don't listen, give him a big fight before the wind blows you away. This child has caused us a lot of trouble. Let me talk about family planning. You should be less monk, less monk. I think there are low lesbians who are still throwing caution to the wind. A monk today, a monk tomorrow. What's left? Monks are a group of beautiful girls. They beat eggs and play ball in Shanghai every day, and whoever blows doesn't blow. Without further ado, we will continue to broadcast the weather forecast.

Shandong:

"Attention, comrades of the Standing Committee, ha. The weather forecast is now broadcast by Liucun Radio Station of Zhaizigou Commune in Rongcheng County, Shandong Province. It will be cloudy with light rain for a long time tomorrow, and the weather will change greatly. The south wind turns to the northwest wind 7-8. This miserable rain in Mao Mao, with the howling northwest wind, will blow until next Saturday today and tomorrow, ha. Let's talk about weather forecast. When the northwest wind blows, the biggest feature this time is a tornado, thunder and rain to collect clothes!

Henan:

How do you know when it's windy and rainy? Today I'm going to talk about the weather and forecast. Yesterday, I have predicted with you that most areas in Henan will be sunny! Today's weather is fine, but don't forget an old saying, it's called "the weather is unpredictable". Well, in the blink of an eye, dark clouds are gathering, and a thunder flashes across, so it can rain. From today's night to tomorrow's day, it will be slightly westerly. What happened? Because there has been a warm pressure trough in the last two days! It is moving from west to east, so the weather is fine ~ ~ but don't be too happy. According to gossip, after the typhoon landed, it went from east to south, from south to west, from west to north, and from north to east.

Guangxi:

From tonight to tomorrow morning, I miss you a little. I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, it will become a big dream at night, and the mood will be reduced by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you. Tomorrow night, RMB and Hong Kong dollars will appear in a large area, US dollars may appear in the southeast, and even gold nuggets will appear in some areas. Remind you to put on your helmet and sack and get ready to make a fortune! ! Within 48 hours, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail and happy flash.

Jiangxi:

It rained heavily at first, very violently. Then there was heavy rain, very heavy, then moderate rain, then light rain, very small, then the rain stopped, very quiet, and then the rain came with the wind, whistling and ticking.

Members have noticed that the weather forecast is being broadcast now. There will be light rain at noon tomorrow, and the weather will turn better after the reward, and the south wind will turn to the northwest wind at 7-8. The light rain blowing around the monarch was caught by the northwest wind It will be windy tomorrow, and then it will be cold until next Monday. When the wind is strong, people should pay attention to food and children, especially those families with many children. Don't wait for the wind to blow you away The world says there are many children, and the four teams are rich and expensive! Listen carefully to Zhou. The four children who are separated from you are rude. Don't let the wind blow away. If it seems to blow to a foreign country, the children will also slip away from the center. If the wind really stops for four and a half hours, the children will slip away from the sea. That's not slippery ... I won't beat you ugly. Our community broadcasts weather forecasts every week. ...