Absurd things

A ridiculous thing, 1, ridiculous. I laugh when I think about it. However, this ridiculous thing makes me very painful.

I skipped home after school that afternoon. As soon as I saw no one at home, I touched the key around my neck to open the door. Huh? I didn't touch it. Oh! Probably in the trouser pocket! I rummaged in my trouser pocket again, and after a long time, there was not even a shadow. Is it in my schoolbag? My hand reached into my schoolbag, but I had no clue. I am in a hurry. How can I do my homework if I can't get in?

I thought about it. By the way, did I drop it when I was playing at the school gate with my classmates? I was very surprised, so I started to run to school quickly.

When I arrived at the school gate, I opened my eyes wide and started looking for my keys out of breath. I've looked everywhere, but I still can't find my key.

I can't find the key, and I'm annoyed. I touched my neck in dismay. Suddenly, I touched a rope. Hey, what's this? I touched it again and found something hard. Isn't this my key? Haha, the key has been hanging around my neck, but I left it behind.

Alas! Although I still laugh when I think about it now, this incident has made me understand a truth: carelessness will eventually make me suffer.

An interesting thing. I was so cute when I was a child that I made a lot of jokes.

When I was more than two years old, every time I saw my brother doing homework, I was envious. I thought: When can I go to primary school so that I can do my homework? So, I often stand next to my brother and watch him do his homework.

Once, my brother came back from school, did his homework for a while, and went to the small garden to play badminton with his uncle. When I saw the opportunity, I thought happily: Now I can help my brother with his homework! I climbed into the chair and lay prone on the table, looking at the topic carefully, but I couldn't understand it at all. I can't help it. I have to draw. I drew smiling faces, crying faces and flowers in my brother's exercise book with a pen. How beautiful! After painting, I happily said to my mother, "I helped my brother with his homework." What will my brother do when he comes back? "

After a while, my brother came back and saw his homework like that. He glared at me angrily, shook his head helplessly and sat down.

Now think about it carefully, there will be two red clouds on your face and a smile in your heart. ...

Interesting thing 3: Today, my mother made meatballs to eat.

I do it with my mother. I put a lot of meat and tofu in it. My mother fried the meatballs in a pan until they were golden yellow, which made my mouth water in thousands of feet.

After the frying, my mother walked away. After reading for a while, I still can't put down the meatballs in my heart. I came to the kitchen and the meatballs were on the gas stove. I looked around and saw no one, so I crept close, pulled out a pair of chopsticks, picked up a meatball and stuffed it in my mouth. Ah! Bite open the golden meatballs and the fresh meat will be exposed. How fragrant it is!

I went back to the study, thinking about the delicious meatballs, and my mouth watered involuntarily. Oh, I can't help it. I want to eat another one!

I ran back to the kitchen, picked up a meatball with chopsticks and stuffed it in my mouth.

It's time for dinner. I grabbed a meatball and stuffed it in my mouth as soon as I came up. "Well, it's not as delicious as it was just now." "What was that?" Mother questioned my words. "Yes," I found that I let it slip. There is no need to lie. "It was fried and put on the gas stove." "Jump", the water my mother just drank came out. She smiled and said, "That's raw pork!" "Uh-oh-"I giggled. "No wonder I feel a few meatballs missing when I burn them."

I touched my stomach and said, "Little belly, today is the first time you have eaten raw pork in your life!" " "Our family laughed into a ball.

Hehe, it's funny to think of it now.

A ridiculous thing happened day after day, year after year. Many funny things happened in it, many of which I have forgotten, but one made me laugh when I remembered it.

It was a Sunday night, and my parents and I played a game called "Dressing in the dark". The rules of the game are: first, let a person smoke four pieces of paper, cover his eyes with an eye mask, and climb onto the bed to find these items. We asked dad to draw four notes first. As soon as he took it out, I grabbed the note from him and turned it out. My mother and I laughed at once. It turned out that dad drew a black bag, a sock, a corsage and a lady's backpack. Then we blindfolded dad and asked him to look for these things. In a short time, dad found all these items. It's time to dress up Guess what we dressed dad as? Of course it's a big robber! Dad has a black bag on his head, socks on his hands, a corsage on his bag and a lady's backpack on his shoulder. The grandmother on the side was startled and said, "Ah, ah! Big robber! " Dad looked at himself and almost fainted.

This is really a ridiculous thing! Playing games is really fun!

A funny thing happened to me. There are countless ridiculous things, one of which makes me laugh when I think about it now.

That was when I was seven years old. I was reading with relish in the study, but a shout disturbed me. "ah! No msg! Tian Zhuoran, go and buy monosodium glutamate! " I left home with the ten yuan my mother gave me. I thought all the way: My mother asked me to buy a "scarf" on such a hot day. I really don't know what she thinks. Besides, how much is this ten yuan? I don't think I can even buy shoelaces. I searched many shops door to door, and finally found a shop that sold a scarf for ten yuan and bought a scarf. On the way home, I was secretly proud, and my mother would definitely give me a good compliment. When I got home, my mother hurried to meet me: "Did you buy monosodium glutamate?" "I bought it." When I handed "monosodium glutamate" to my mother, her apple face immediately turned into a bitter gourd face and roared, "I told you to buy monosodium glutamate, not a scarf!" After listening to my mother's words, I suddenly realized that I had found several stores to buy scarves, and now I am going to be scolded for buying scarves. Alas, there is no worst, only worse!

Alas, when I think of "monosodium glutamate" as a "scarf", it really makes people laugh.

An interesting thing 6 When I was a child, many interesting things happened to me. But there is one thing that I can't help laughing when I think about it.

One summer night, it was a little hot, and my father asked me to send him a fan. I fanned for a while, and then I heard snoring. Then it suddenly occurred to me: what if I put a cat makeup on my father? Will it become as cute as a flower cat?

So I hurried to my room to get a black pen and drew three hairs on my father's left face. At this time, my father suddenly turned over and scared me. I carefully drew three hairs on my father's right face and a round circle on my nose. I studied it carefully and found it ridiculous. But I dare not laugh out loud for fear of waking my father.

After a while, dad woke up and said he was going to buy food. I was secretly surprised: oh, no, dad will definitely be laughed at by others if he wants to buy food. He will definitely criticize me in the future, so I'd better tell him. However, I was about to tell him, but he had gone out.

Not long after my father came back, he inexplicably asked me, "Son, today is so strange. People in the street pointed at my father and laughed. What is this? " As soon as I heard my father say this, I couldn't help laughing at him and saying, "Dad, your face is really funny." Say that finish, I ran.

Although it has been several years, our whole family will laugh when we think about it.

A funny thing 7 There are many interesting things about me, one of which is unforgettable. When I was in kindergarten, the teacher was giving a lecture. I looked around and became more and more listless. A "bad" idea flashed through my mind: draw the shirts of my classmates in the front row as white paper. So I took out my watercolor pen and drew a red sun on the "drawing paper".

As a result, after class, that classmate knew my "masterpiece" and flew into a rage and came to settle accounts with me with a straight face. I became a "defendant" for the first time, and the "judge" teacher also scolded me. Suddenly, tears rolled down like a waterfall. The students saw it and came to comfort me: "It doesn't matter, you are carefree!" " It's okay to sleep with your head held high! "After school, my mother and I went home together, and my mother was busy with work. As for me, I put my parents' heads and cushions on the sofa and lay on them in a "arhat" one by one, trying to forget my sadness. After a while, I fell asleep. "Now! Dinner! Wake up! " In my sleep, I vaguely heard my mother crying. I opened my eyes, but I still remembered drawing, so I told my mother what happened in the morning in detail and asked, "My pillow is so high, what is there to worry about?" "Ha ha! ……"

Mother laughed, took out an idiom dictionary and told me the meaning. I nodded in disbelief. It has been more than two years since this incident. It's ridiculous and childish to think about it now.

A ridiculous thing 8 There were too many ridiculous things in my childhood, all of which happened around us! I am chased by chickens, and I will laugh my teeth off when I mention it.

When I first arrived at my hometown, I could not help pretending to be "wicked" when I saw the lovely baby chicken taking a leisurely walk and the mother hen sleeping. Come on, baby, let me sleep on the roof, but it won't listen. It cries and wakes up the mother hen. The hen is in a hurry, as if to say; "Baby, where are you?" Suddenly, it saw the child on the roof and I wasn't on the roof. The hen thought it was me and screamed. I thought it would do something when it came down. Wow! The chicken jumped on me at once, which is not good. I had to run away. Wherever I run, it chases me. I didn't care so much when I saw the sheepfold. I jumped in suddenly and didn't give up until I jumped to the Yellow River. This sentence really suits mother hen.

When the hen saw that there was no way in, she gave up her only hope.

As soon as I saw the opportunity, I ran into the house at the speed of 0.0 1 second. My parents laughed when they saw me, and my grandfather giggled. I grabbed my grandfather's clothes as if I were asking for help, he said. "See for yourself" Haha, haha, ouch! I have a stomachache, so the beads of sheep dung are lying on my head.

Although it has been a long time, I can't help laughing at the thought.

An interesting thing. My father is a worker who makes rockets. I remember when I was six years old, my father came back from a celebration party one night and drank a lot of wine. After drinking, he fell asleep in bed. I looked at my sleeping father and suddenly "jumped out" a crooked idea in my mind: tie my father's croissants.

At first, I took a flower rubber band and a comb from my mother's dresser, and learned to tie it for me. First, I parted my father's hair. But it's easier said than done. Dad's hair has three characteristics: dense, short and hard, difficult to comb, and my strength is small. So I had to mess up my father's hair and tie it up with a ribbon.

Just tied up, the phone rang again. It was taken from dad's studio. I quickly woke my father, who jumped out of bed and took me to the workshop. Along the way, dad's braids went up and down, which was fun. When we arrived at the workshop, everyone saw that Dad burst out laughing, but Dad looked at us inexplicably. Naughty, I climbed onto my father's back to play with braids. Father didn't know until he touched it. Suddenly, my father's face rose as red as Guan Gong.

After listening to this interesting story, you must not believe that the naughty girl in the past has now become a well-behaved girl, right? Shh, keep a secret for me!

A funny thing is that one day 10 came home from school, finished my homework early and sat idly by the TV watching anime programs. At this time, when my father saw that I had nothing to do, he said to me, "I'm going out to buy something. Please help me wash the vegetables." How about it? " Although I didn't want to, I agreed. After dad left, I went to wash the vegetables immediately. I feel my hands are sore, and I thought: Is there any convenient way to make washing vegetables more labor-saving?

I thought and thought, and suddenly, I saw the washing machine washing clothes next to me, thinking: since the washing machine can wash clothes, it can also wash vegetables anyway. So I immediately fished out the clothes in the washing machine, put vegetables and lettuce in the washing machine, and then watched TV. After a while, I only heard the sound of "Ka, Ka". I don't think the sound is right. I ran to turn on the washing machine at once. I was shocked. What should I do? Dad will be back soon, and I'm as anxious as an ant on hot bricks. The vegetables became small pieces and the lettuce was broken.

Just then, my father came back, saw my flustered expression and asked me what happened. I bowed my head and told my father what had happened in detail. Father laughed when he heard this, and I looked up and smiled happily. This tells us to be honest in everything and not to be opportunistic or clever.

1 1 Before, there were many absurd things, such as watering flowers with hot water and growing sugar. Today I'm going to talk about the funniest thing I've ever done. -Water the flowers with hot water.

Once, I saw my mother watering the flowers. I think it's too hard for mom to take care of us and do housework. Let me help my mother water the flowers! I thought again: people will feel very comfortable after drinking hot water. Then I will water the flowers with hot water, and the flowers will be very comfortable.

I took a cup and put it under the tap. I turned on the hot water switch and filled it with hot water. Carefully lift the water to the balcony, and I pour the hot water into the flowerpot. I also whispered to the flowers: it's cold, drinking more hot water is good for your health, and you will grow up soon. Say that finish, I am happy to go.

The next morning, I went to the balcony to see flowers. However, I think these flowers are a little unusual. It is not as energetic as before, the flowers have bowed their heads and the leaves have bent down. Just when I was wondering, my mother came over. She asked me: What's wrong with this potted flower? I said: I don't know, I poured hot water on it yesterday!

How did this happen today? As soon as my mother heard it, she understood it immediately. He smiled and said to me: Never water the flowers with hot water, or you will drown them, just as we must not take a bath with boiling water. After listening to my mother's words, I bowed my head in embarrassment.

I can't help laughing when I think about it now. How stupid I was when I was a child!

The funny thing is that 12 "China" has already started broadcasting, but the waves are still rising. For example: Chinese spicy strips, Chinese pens, Chinese game cards ... our class also set off a storm.

Hua! , "Bai Huazi!" Sha Qianmo!' ..... It's almost time for class, and Wang Yu is still playing Hua's game card, having a good time! At this time, Wang Yu twisted his body like a water snake and leaned against Wei's face. She gave a weak cry, "Mom, mom. When Xiao Wei saw this scene, he stepped back in disgust and said, "If you do this again, I won't play!" " "Wang Yu a stupidly, and then stopped and sat down gently. At this moment, Li Tiantian pursed her lips sweetly, like a meek kitten. 3,000 hair is floating in the wind, and the white face is reddish and reddish. Moist eyes, staring at Xiao Wei quietly, eyes full of surprises like seeing relatives. She leaned her head gently on Wei's shoulder and whispered in her ear, "Mom!" " Say that finish, I also drink a mouthful of hot air. Vivian's face didn't change color, but she actually got goose bumps all over the floor. But I swallowed this tone again when I thought of the kindness of sweets to everyone.

Ha ha! I can see this clearly!

A ridiculous thing 13 I have experienced many things since I was a child, and one of them is still fresh in my memory.

It's a cool morning. I rubbed my sleepy eyes and put on my clothes casually. I went to the bathroom, picked up the toothpaste, squeezed it on the toothbrush, picked up the cup and poured water into it. The cup was filled with water, I drank saliva, put my toothbrush in my mouth and brushed it. I feel different from usual without a few brushes. I'll be right there. I picked up the toothpaste and looked at it carefully. "It turned out to be facial cleanser!" I exclaimed, "I tell you, I'm really confused about how strange it tastes." When my mother heard this, she ran over and asked, "What's the matter? My son? " I quickly replied: "Nothing, nothing, you go first." Mother asked, "What's the matter?" I had to tell my mother everything, and my mother smiled. "Can you make such a low-level mistake? Ha ha ha ..... "I argued:" I didn't sleep until midnight last night! " My mother said to me, "Son, go to bed early in the future so as not to make such a mistake."

I still can't help laughing when I think about it now, and I also tell myself to go to bed early and get up early to form good habits.

An interesting story 14 once, I saw my father shaving with a razor in the bathroom.

Dad first wet his chin with water, then coated it with soap, and finally picked up a razor and began to shave. In a short time, the thick beard was completely shaved.

I thought: this is so interesting! Let me play too! However, I have no beard. How to shave? I had a brainwave, touched the eyebrows on my eyes and thought, I'll hang my eyebrows!

So, while the adults were away, I followed my father's example, first wet my eyebrows, then coated them with soap, took a razor, took a deep breath and began to shave my eyebrows in front of the mirror. I felt a little painful after shaving only once. Take a closer look! Half an eyebrow was missing and my skin was cut. This is, when my mother came back, she saw the razor and eyebrows in my hand and said to me, "Silly boy!" " Shavers are used for shaving, not for shaving eyebrows.

When I think about it, I can't help laughing. Do you find it ridiculous?

A ridiculous thing 15 is really ridiculous. I still want to laugh when I think about it. However, the taste of laughter is not good, because this ridiculous thing makes me very painful. I skipped class and went home after school this afternoon. At the door, as usual, I took the key from my neck to open the door. Huh? I didn't touch it. Oh, it may be in my trouser pocket. I felt in my trouser pocket again, but I couldn't find it for a long time. Is it in my schoolbag? My hand reached into my schoolbag again, but I had no clue. I am in a hurry. If my mother comes back, she will definitely scold me.

I'm too anxious to make my mother angry again. I have to find the key. I thought about it. By the way, didn't Li Ke and I play in front of her house for a while? I started running to Li Ke's house. But when I got to Li Ke's door, I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find my key. I think it's over. In order to find the key, I was sweating profusely, my clothes were soaked, my neck and back were itchy, and I scratched my back impatiently. Suddenly, I touched a little thing. Hey, isn't this the key? It was still hanging around his neck, but it was just thrown behind his back. What a false alarm! I'm really looking for the donkey on the donkey.

From this incident, I understand a truth: do nothing, don't be impatient. The more anxious you are, the less you can find it. Therefore, we should treat everything calmly. In the future, you must never learn from me.