Funny quotes from Tieba

In daily study, work or life, everyone must be familiar with various kinds of quotations. Quotations have the characteristics of simple and plain language, vivid images, clear and easy to understand. Are you still looking for excellent classic quotations? Below is a selection of funny quotes from Tieba in 2022 that I have compiled for you. It is for reference only. I hope it can help you. Tieba Funny Quotes 1

1. The part of life that has been abandoned is also a universe.

2. Don’t use your Trojans to challenge my password.

3. Don’t look back, I only love your back.

4. Memories have a beautiful appearance in the traces of time.

5. A look of false prosperity.

6. I am not ugly, but I am not prepared to be gentle either.

7. Happiness is all the same, but sadness is thousands of different.

8. When you feel sad, squat down and hug yourself.

9. My child, a fool cannot be resurrected.

10. Let me see your gentle fangs.

11. I am mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

12. You must abstain from courtesy first so that I can be free.

13. Your way of speaking is called "pulling" in rhetoric.

14. It’s okay if you step on my feet, but don’t step on my shoes!

15. Although he came to Xi’an, he is gentle and fair, and there is no trace of the Qin Terracotta Warriors at all. style.

16. The doctor told me to carry out photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

17. A grain of salt and a lost temper are like the ocean.

18. Being low-key doesn’t mean being tone-deaf.

19. You have the right to remain silent, but we will silence you soon.

20. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future...you will definitely hit me.

21. When time and patience have become a luxury, we can only rely on zodiac signs to understand each other.

22. The weather is so hot that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

23. I want to make a download software called Zier. Because it's so fast that it can't cover your ears.

24. Some people are as smart as the weather, changeable; some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, which can’t even tell when the weather is changing.

25. I had planned how to spend 5 million, but I didn’t win the prize.

26. You are too short! Let me lend you a telescope so that you can see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

27. Someone actually put on blue eyeshadow and I looked like I was wearing it. Insulting me will give me a black eye!

28. When I have money, I will buy a bus, use the dedicated bus lane, and park at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will Just say: "Sorry, this is a private car."

29. If this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.

30. Don’t mess with me, or I will make you die in a rhythmic manner.

31. In the vast sea of ??people, my heart beats for you, but your indifferent expression makes me feel a faint pain. Your indifference makes me dare not express my feelings, but I can't help myself. Now I want to You understand...you are stepping on my feet!

32. If you are a lemon, you should not always stare at the sweetness of watermelon.

33. Others always see us happily holding hands, but the truth is: once I let go of my hand, she will run to buy something.

34. Raising fish is quite troublesome. I need to change the water once a week, which I often forget. Later, I had to change the fish once a week.

35. I have a basket of wishes, but I can’t wait for a shooting star. Funny Quotes from Post Bar 2

1 The weather is so sunny today, but I was bitten by a dog when I went out

< p> 2Don’t think that just because you are black, you can hide the fact that you are an idiot.

3 Looking back, that man is already the child’s father.

4 You can choose to give up, but never give up your choice.

5 I smiled towards the sky from my side, and after I finished laughing, I went to sleep.

6 If you want to ask who will protect you, it’s not me, it’s the brick in my hand.

7 In this world, love and money cannot be collected at the same time.

8. It’s all tap water, so why put Master Kong’s mineral water in it?

9. When we remove the stumbling blocks placed by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

10The only way to keep youth alive is to take more photos now.

Could it be that 11 was just wishful thinking on my part.

12. When your dog sneezes, don’t think that tomorrow will be a good day, otherwise you will definitely forget to bring an umbrella when it rains.

13Although the promise is a fart, you still have to make one

14Looking at you smiling at me, I thought you had a crush on me, but who knew you were actually Laughing at my face.

15. Tea is bitter and then sweet, which is memorable; wine is long and strong, making people feel refreshed; spring is clear and light, but it takes a lifetime to taste the sweetness, a good one Friends, like tea, wine, and clear springs, can benefit people for a lifetime! Like you!

16 I have repeatedly emphasized that I should be low-key, but you just want to give me applause and screams.

17 Sister, all I want is a chamber pot

18 Others hold hands, and I hold my dog ??and go out for a walk to see who bites it.

19 Even if you lose your way in love, you still choose to persist.

20 Staying up late is because you don’t have the courage to end the day; staying in bed is because you don’t have the courage to start the day.

21 As long as you live in this world, there is no way to be secular.

22 I’m sorry, you no longer have access rights to my world.

23. Heroes don’t ask where they come from, and gangsters don’t look at age.

24. The teacher doesn’t wash his hands when he goes to the toilet and says we are unhygienic. Teacher, don’t you know we are saving water?

25Don’t think I look like I’m brainless, but I’m actually unhappy.

　26 I hope you can cooperate with me to do a big business. We will not have to worry about food and drink, and we can travel around the country. I think with your charm you will earn more than me. Duo, promise me, okay? Let’s go and beg for food.

27 If you are nice to me, I will not be able to help but bully you.

28 My heart is small and can only hold you, but your heart is big and can hold many people.

29 Because there is a reason, so there is a reason, since Now that we have it, why bother talking about it?

30 Loneliness makes people fat, that is the expansion of loneliness

31 Others say I am smart, but in fact I am stupid and it is not obvious.

32 When I mustered up the courage to say it, the phone was out of money

33 If you left first and turned around, don’t blame me for turning my back to you