Funny poem about missing.

1. Humorous short message poem about missing 1 I have eyes but I can't see your figure at any time. I have ears but I can't hear your voice at any time. I have hands but I can't hold you at any time. I have a heart but I can miss you at any time.

Weather forecast: I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow morning. I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, the night will become a big dream, and the mood will drop by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you.

3 friends, not necessarily reasonable, but must know each other; Not necessarily inseparable, but we must cherish each other; It is not necessarily icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; Not always in contact, but always in mind!

When you saw this message, I was thinking of you quietly in a corner of the world, wondering what you were doing and whether you were thinking of me.

I can't eat in the morning because I miss you, I can't eat at noon because I miss you more, I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily, and I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry.

Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: a: miss you; B: I miss you very much; C: I miss you very much; D: I miss you so much that I can't sleep; E: all of the above.

How many times have I told you to be careful not to go out at night, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

Do you know that?/You know what? I haven't seen you these days, so I want to commit suicide: I want to hang myself with noodles, start with tofu, cut my pulse with cotton swabs, use coke as poison, and jump off a building with a parachute!

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I miss you so much.

10 has a tacit understanding, a feeling, a happiness and a yearning.

1 1 When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to help me take care of a person who is reading a short message and wish that person peace and happiness forever. I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons peace, five blessings, 666, 677, all directions, wealth and 99, unity, perfect Pepsi, prosperity and all the best.

2. Humorous short message poem about missing 1 I have eyes but I can't see you at any time. I have ears but I can't hear your voice at any time. I have hands but I can't hold you at any time. I have a heart but I can miss you at any time. Weather forecast: I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow morning, and I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, it will become a fantasy at night, and the mood will drop by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will continue until I meet you, my friend. Not necessarily inseparable, but we must cherish each other; It is not necessarily icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; Not always in contact, but always in mind! When you saw this message, I was thinking of you quietly in a corner of the world, wondering what you were doing and whether you were thinking of me. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you more. I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily. I can't sleep at night because I am hungry. Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: a: miss you; B: I miss you very much; C: I miss you very much; D: I miss you so much that I can't sleep; E: all of the above.

How many times have I told you to be careful not to go out at night, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up! Do you know that?/You know what? I haven't seen you these days, so I want to commit suicide: I want to hang myself with noodles, start with tofu, cut my pulse with cotton swabs, use coke as poison, and jump off a building with a parachute! I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I miss you so much.

10 has a tacit understanding, a feeling, a happiness and a yearning.

3. Miss your boyfriend and say some funny sentences. Hello, there are many sentences about missing someone, as follows:

After you leave, I want you to remember one thing: don't forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

2. The farther apart, the deeper you miss; The longer it lasts, the more I miss it; The night is long, when will the lovesickness pass?

You asked me how much I love you, but I couldn't tell you. I only know that you have become a habit in my life, an indispensable habit. I can't eat or sleep every night, but I can't help thinking about you.

I will always remember those days when I was with you. Happiness, happiness, happiness, loss, sadness and pain have lasted all the days. I miss you very much.

5, miss a person's sentence

6, distant thoughts, I don't want you to leave, there are always indelible memories. Listen, your voice disappears into the darkness. A little fantasy is brought into the dream, and the portrait is gradually blurred, and the face can't be seen clearly, and the knees can't catch up with her drift. Keren is still chasing the moon and asking questions, tears streaming down her face. Darkness ... Darkness ...

7. If you can't forget her, don't forget her. True forgetfulness requires no effort. In the world of love, there are always some ridiculous things happening. When a person thinks that he can pay off his regrets and live with a clear conscience, it has come to an end. Miss a person's sentence

8. Thinking of you is a kind of beautiful sadness and sweet melancholy. In my heart, it is a kind of warmth that no language can express.

9, a person is very good, a person can be very free, a person can have no scruples, even if he is injured, he can heal himself, but who will heal that scar? What about loneliness? Yes . What if I lose myself?

10, one is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

1 1. Do you know what it's like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning it into tears, which can't be dispersed for a long time.

12, if I didn't love you, how could I not be sleepy at night? Every thought is about you. I miss you so much, so much.

13, a person's sentence

14, in childhood songs, in fairy tales that have been opened but forgotten to close, and in the grass whispering among flowers, I know that your smile is beautiful and quietly opens in my heart. Miss you at night, miss you in my heart and love you forever.

15, a woman must be a third party in her life anyway. Only when you have been a third party will you understand how bleak it is to love someone. The person we want is not always available.

16. If you miss someone, you don't have to meet each other every day, own or destroy each other. You don't miss him so much, but you always miss him several times a day. When you can't hear his voice, you will worry about him. When a person is away from home, he will miss the time with him.

17, if I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.

4. Funny poems to see Lushan Waterfall.

li po

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

Spring Morning

meng haoran

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

A gift for Wang Lun.

Lipper

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

ito

Du Mu

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

meng haoran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Han Yu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

M M on the internet used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Lipper

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Du Mu

Far up to Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, fat and long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

Bu operator

Li Chi Ngai

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

* * * saw a ghost. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )

Jiangnanchun

Du Mu

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Wang Wei

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Go to Shaolin to be a monk tomorrow (good word ~ ~)

Mulan Poem

Haha, I want to eat KFC. I don't smell saliva, but I smell a woman's sigh. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women think of hamburgers, but women remember chicken wings.

I saw the chicken coupon last night, and there was a big sale on the festival day. Twelve chicken coupons and a chicken wing. Grandpa has no eldest son and Mulan has no big brother. She is willing to go to KFC to feed him from now on.

Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store, chicken wings in the South Store and French fries in the North Store. When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the splash of hamburgers. But when I left the Yellow River, I went to Montenegro at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the smell of chicken wings chirping.

The more the Great Wall of Wan Li spans, the more Mount Everest flies. Banks send gold coins and emperors send sweaters. Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years.

Come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in the sky. Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chicken. Confucius asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She is willing to drive 1000 miles to send her son home.

When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went out to help the general: Ah, my sister heard that my sister was coming and wanted to eat KFC; I heard that my sister is coming and is going to eat. Open my East Pavilion pot, take my West Pavilion spoon, take off my wartime robe, put on my napkin, take chopsticks from the window and eat in front of the mirror. When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was surprised and busy: I had been wandering together for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was so greedy.

The male rabbit's mouth is three valves, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; There are two rabbits eating next to me. Can you tell if I am greedy?

That's enough, please choose me! ! ! ! )